/r/moviescirclejerk
"we live in a society" - frederick nietzsch
Movies Circlejerk
A safe haven for the disciples of Quentopher Nolantino to practice freely without the persecution of /u/girafa (DAE Mods are literally fascists?).
If you enjoy MCJ, you may also enjoy /r/Dunkirk, /r/dadmovies, and /r/JamesBondcirclejerk. Alternatively you can rant about /r/movies at /r/IDontLikeRMovies and /r/IHateRMovies. Or just go back to /r/movies, you fuckin' Oscar bait-making pleb.
The docking scene from Interstellar
Resources
- MCJ Anthem
- The Wiki
- Roger Ebert reviews Interstellar
- A guide to Interstellar being an underrated gem
- Most mindfucking week in MCJ history
- The Interview patriotism
- An open letter to Christopher Nolan
- Fascist mod drama
- April Fools' Day 2015
- There are only 5 types of people who watch movies
- t3h N0laN oF d00m and t3h FiLmAKER oF d00m
- That time /r/movies accidentally went to war with /r/ledootgeneration
- Leo wins an Oscar
- /r/movies becomes a Daisy Ridley-themed subreddit on April Fools' Day 2016
- That time /r/movies thought their precious BvS posts were being censored
- Zod's snapped neck: 1, 2, 3, 4
- Ghostbusters embargo is lifted
- The Snyder's Prayer and Jahns 19
- Nicolas Cage's Filmography for Dummies
- BvS: A Misunderstood Feminist Masterpiece
- The D.E.N.I.S. System
- Friendship ended with CHRIS. Now DENIS is my best friend
Image Macros
Vocab:
Jegel (JGL) - noun. a single unit of mindfuck
Base scaling:
Transformers :: Zero JGLs
Looperception :: 350 JGLs
The Shining :: 750 JGLs
Fight Club :: 1000 JGLs
Fight Club :: 1001 JGLs
Interstellar:: 2001 JGLs
Examples: "12 Monkeys was like 50 JGLs of Mindfuckery." and "tree fiddy jegels? shieeeeeet gotta be mo liek fo hundred brah"
Pretentious - adjective. Any movie made before (1994) that isn't in color. Movies made by Nicolas Roeg are also automatically pretentious. Movies that aren't Superhero movies are automatically pretentious too.
Example: "Why are you watching pretentious bullshit like Jean-Luc Godard movies?"
SPOILER TAGS
For spoilery stuff use:
[Spoilers](#s "NOLAN IS JESUS")
And it will look like
/r/moviescirclejerk
244,486 Subscribers
Accurate, they just hate Zaddy 🙄. Literally the whole world is just against him, it's not as if his movies are just bad or anything.
13:46 UTC
Whoever wrote this Joker screenplay needs a raise
13:29 UTC
Any amusement park movies worthy enough to be seen in this theater?
13:20 UTC
Eva Green should play her in a biopic
12:37 UTC
The Directors Idea 💯
12:26 UTC
Pull focus on Pistacchio coming out of his shell. Focus on the terrified man. Pistacchio leans forward and eats his nose. Do a close-up to the terrified man's noseless face. Now Pistacchio spits his nose which bounces on the shocked man's face. You are in the hands of fucking professionals.
12:18 UTC
From 0-100 what are the chances that in the end it will be revealed that Harley Quinn is just in Jokers head and there will be a 7 minutes long scene explaining how he did all on his own because he is crazy and thinks he is in a musical?
12:04 UTC
whoever did this Joker shot deserves a massive raise
11:51 UTC
80s action movies montage
Track id: Rafael Jannotti - If I Could
11:44 UTC
Whoever did this shot in Captain America (2011) deserves a massive raise
11:24 UTC
Whoever did this Joker shot in Suicide Squad (2016) deserves a massive raise
11:01 UTC
I hope Joker 2 has this song in it
10:37 UTC
Focus on Katana. Pull focus to Harley. Rick Flag leans forward. Pull focus back to Harley. Rick Flag looks at Katana. Rick Flag says "This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims." . You are in the hands of fucking professional
10:10 UTC
Silent film college project questionnaire
Hi
I am currently in college and as a part of my course I need to create a short film and I have decided to create a silent a film, I have created a questionnaire to help me with the project and if anyone would be willing to take the time to fill in the questionnaire it would be greatly appreciated.
https://forms.gle/FFUsFr4DZx34e3haA
Thanks.
09:21 UTC
Very brave to give The Joker his iconic red mustache back after all these years!
08:56 UTC
extraordinary screenplay 🤯
07:23 UTC
I only watch movies through TikTok clips
07:06 UTC
Is A24 trying to steal this sub’s rizz? The Whale X Civil War (Reupload)
06:07 UTC
How do you even think of a shot like this? This is the work of professionals.
04:34 UTC
Ngl, this scene was magic
04:18 UTC
Can’t wait to see how they make these songs work in the new Joker movie.
03:32 UTC
Cinema is rebirthed
02:38 UTC
Focus on the door. Pull focus to Tommy. Tommy delivers perfect water bottle throw. Pull focus back on Tommy. Tommy moves head. Tommy says "oh hai Mark" perfectly. You are in the hands of fucking professionals.
01:48 UTC
This shot from the Joker trailer is one of the coolest things ever. Real cinema is back, baby
01:33 UTC
The film industry is saved
01:32 UTC
Mindscapes
00:28 UTC