Last night I had a dream where Sonic and Knuckles were senselessly hatefucking each other in a dimly light room while "The Hanging Garden" by The Cure played. Knuckles made sure to thrust his cock wicked deep in-between Sonic's cheeks each time Robert Smith chanted "fall! fall! fall! fall! Into the night." When its Sonic's turn he whispers into Knuckle's ear "Got Milk?" Before unleashing a tidal wave of semen into Knuckle's asshole after they are both finished, they lie motionlessly in their own cum bearing a deep self loathing over their primitive state, as Robert Smith croons "watch as the animals die."

In a surprise post-credits scene, Shadow pulls up and says, “fellas, it’s time to get BLACKED”

I think it's clear that i have the chops to contribute to the next Sonic film and I was wondering where I could apply.

Feel

Low effort.

How fucking retarded you have to be think that Matt Damon is the only one that has thought of this. Isn't this common sense? Matt Damon has to tell you this?

Easy!