What kinds of jokes, puns, and dialogue changes would "Electric Soldier Porygon" have if it made it past 4kids?

I feel like both are prime examples of concerts getting so out of hand, it cost lives. If you had to die at one of these festivals, how would you die lit?

God bless the precious souls lost yesterday. I just can’t stand the thought of dying on a plane. Every time I hear of a plane crash, my mind spins on the idea. What do you think it’s like? Is it quick? Do they have a split second of terror or pain? 9/11 brought this anxiety in me and now I’m morbidly curious.

I was/am close to a family that had a ~5yo die by drowning at a birthday party a few years ago. I loved her dearly and want to know what she went through. She didn’t know how to swim. Please let me know.

Let’s say you know you will die tomorrow (death with dignity/assisted suicide due to terminal illness; or you body is shutting down; or they are going to pull mechanical breathing and you aren’t expected to live; hey, maybe in your own theoretical, you’re going to the electric chair tomorrow—you do you, boo!). What do you pick as your last meal if you can order anything, money is no object?

How long would it take and how painful would it be. If the person somehow survived, what would the recovery process be like?

Edit: *they

For me, it was a friend of a friend who tied one end of a long cable around a tree, then got in his car and tied the other end around his neck. He then floored the accelerator and went until the cable got to the end... Instant decapitation. Absolutely brutal stuff imo!

What's yours?

Do they have specific trainings for that? or do they drink poison beforehand? or an aesthetic ??

I sometimes come across posts or reels on Instagram showing haunted dolls like the reel I came across earlier. In the comments, there were some people apologizing to Robert the doll and that got me slightly worried about looking at haunted dolls.

Normally I would have made a post on r/paranormal asking this question but apparently it’s not allowed because it seems that it’s caused some problems there.

Feels like it should be, since if someone gave you cholera-infected food on purpose it would be murder. But why are James Polk and Zachary Taylor considered to she died of natural causes?

Let's say an insane person breaks into a house and kills the family living there. Obviously blood and the like gets everywhere. Police eventually arrives and takes the corpses away. What then? Okay, if they have living relatives, they probably inherit the house, but they obviously don't want to scrub up the blood of their dead loves ones. Are there cleaning companies that do this? If the house gets into the government's hands, do they just leave it in its gory state?

If so, how well would the body be preserved?

Is it where a bunch of sketchy people kidnap you off the street and take you underground and force you to do things you don’t want to? I don’t get it. What do they gain from doing this? For human trafficking body parts I get that it would save somebody’s life. Not that I think it’s ok. But what about sex trafficking?

Let's say I was in Peru and got hot and bothered around a cockroach and brought it home with me to America, if I was caught in the act could the court do anything about it? Are there laws against the insects batman?

I’m the type of person that always creates scenarios that pulls on my feelings, and because of how much I love him, I’m not sure if his death would be something I’d accept. In fact, I’m a little too convinced that I’d be the type to commit something like necrophilia. It’s not because I like dead people, but it’s the intensity of how much I love him that makes me feel okay with doing something like that if anything were to happen.

I’d even want to keep some part of him. I know it’s more than likely illegal, but I’d love to keep his head or his hands. Or primarily his heart.

It scared me to the point I told my best friend if anything happens later in the years to him, to please lock me away in a 72hr hold. I don’t trust myself for a second. Even then, I’m convinced of digging up his grave to take any part of him I can.

[Edit: Yes, I’m talking to a therapist about it/have one. I even openly spoke of this to my spouse and close friends. I’m bad at handling radical emotions/have bad attachment issues. I’m away this is not an okay thought. I just like to openly talk about it while I’m working through this with a professional]

If a billionaire offers you a million dollars to gain 250 pounds of weight in less than a year, would you accept?

Rules of the supposed challenge. 1- you have to gain 250 pounds of body weight in exactly 360 days. 2- Your weight gain should be measured by subtracting the weight of your clothes. 3- No one but you would be legally responsible for your death while doing the challenge. 4- If you don't manage to gain 250 pounds, you won't receive any prize. 5- With your own means you and only you would have to gain 250 pounds of weight. Rules of the supposed challenge. 1- you have to gain 250 pounds of body weight in exactly 360 days. 2- Your weight gain should be measured by subtracting the weight of your clothes. 3- No one but you would be legally responsible for your death while doing the challenge. 4- If you don't manage to gain 250 pounds, you won't receive any prize. 5- With your own means you and only you would have to gain 250 pounds of weight.