/r/mildlypenis

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A subreddit dedicated to items that unintentionally have some sort of phallic nature.

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This community is for images of things looking inadvertently like penises. It is not a place for things that are meant to look like penises. Also posts that do not contain anything looking like a penis but just show something you find inappropriate do not belong here.

Here you can find the List of Rules

Here you can find the List of Currently banned Pictures

Here you can find a list of the Currently available Flairs

Here you can get Help and answers to Most Questions

Here you can get informations about the way this sub gets Moderated

Here you can find commonly asked Questions

Here you can find ways to contact us

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/r/mildlypenis

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Surprise shopping this morning

The dogs boner is concerning, the product manager has a sense of humour, or is clueless, i'm not sure which. This is an ALDI special in Newcastle, oz

0 Comments
2025/02/01
03:24 UTC

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This carrot is Packed!

0 Comments
2025/02/01
03:16 UTC

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Does this count

0 Comments
2025/02/01
02:40 UTC

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🍆 literally

0 Comments
2025/02/01
01:47 UTC

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I’ve heard of dickheads, but never a dickneck 😂😂😂

2 Comments
2025/02/01
01:11 UTC

10

My lava lamp is has no chill

0 Comments
2025/02/01
00:33 UTC

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Why this shower stain look like that

1 Comment
2025/02/01
00:09 UTC

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My husband's drink

14 Comments
2025/01/31
23:54 UTC

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Wall art at the kids’ dentist

My kids think this is pretty funny.

2 Comments
2025/01/31
23:16 UTC

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Found this funny looking tree

0 Comments
2025/01/31
22:53 UTC

3

Warsaw, Poland. View from Rondo Daszynskiego.

I can't believe they didn't see the HARD resemblance when they've ERECTED this.

0 Comments
2025/01/31
22:53 UTC

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Scrolling and thought I’d passed this page.

0 Comments
2025/01/31
22:32 UTC

5

It's just a stain..

1 Comment
2025/01/31
22:31 UTC

0

A little risqué for the toy department

"My horn can pierce the sky"

0 Comments
2025/01/31
22:22 UTC

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A stain on the train at DIA

1 Comment
2025/01/31
22:16 UTC

3

Paint peeled just like a dick

0 Comments
2025/01/31
21:53 UTC

1

I think my cat looks like one

0 Comments
2025/01/31
21:49 UTC

26

It's a stiffy

Phenomenal

6 Comments
2025/01/31
21:41 UTC

1

This brush is either excited to see me or it’s ready to clean

2 Comments
2025/01/31
21:10 UTC

12

Threw some money onto the bed

0 Comments
2025/01/31
20:40 UTC

3

Chatgpt pixel art

0 Comments
2025/01/31
20:27 UTC

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A piece of rubber band my cat left for me

0 Comments
2025/01/31
19:44 UTC

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I guess that's why these are called snapping turtles

6 Comments
2025/01/31
19:16 UTC

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1960s rotary phone

1 Comment
2025/01/31
17:46 UTC

9

This malachite

0 Comments
2025/01/31
17:10 UTC

338

It's not what yall think it is, it's a note

26 Comments
2025/01/31
16:42 UTC

809

Shower foam won’t stop shooting all over the shower.

40 Comments
2025/01/31
16:22 UTC

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