Rules:

1. Never ever question the rules: they don't answer

2. Ignore rule number 3.

3. For every non-shit post you make, you'll receive a desktop with two Intel Xeon Platinum 8380 2.3GHz 40-Core Processors, each cooled with a Noctua NH-U12DXi4 Tower CPU Cooler. The system includes 512GB (8 x 64GB) of DDR4-3200 ECC Memory and four Samsung 980 PRO 2TB PCIe 4.0 NVMe M.2 Solid State Drives configured in RAID 0. The graphics are powered by two NVIDIA RTX A6000 48GB GDDR6 Video Cards in NVLink configuration, a Corsair Obsidian 1000D Super Tower Case with integrated cooling and a custom water cooling loop for both CPUs and GPUs, along with a Corsair AX1600i 1600W 80 PLUS Titanium Modular Power Supply.

4. This subreddit can only be viewed on a GNU based operating system.

5. No silliness. This is a serious Linux subreddit. For humor, go here: /r/funny/

6. No making fun of Windows users, because they're fragile, emotional, uneducated, and can't take the criticism.

7. No rule breaking, especially this one

8. Don't recompile your Kernel unless you really need to.

9. No Jedi Emacs mind trick on the mods.

10. GOTO rule 11.

11. GOTO rule 10.

12. Must be able to recite Monty Python and the Holy Grail word for word. This rule extends beyond this subreddit. Please see

13. Anything you say can be turned into a copypasta.

14. All Macbooks run only OSX, no exceptions.

15. Buy all the System76 products, or else....

16. Mods will rarely do what you want, unless you begin your command with sudo

17. The Codeweavers CrossOver logo is a Tide Pod.

18. If you're a Windows user, this page will show up in Comic Sans (PM /u/-umbrellas- with font issues edit: never mind... he dead.)

19. Automod is hunting you. If it catches you, please message the mods to review your post. discussion here

Mods will never ban, remove posts, or let their "big boy" responsibilities go to their head. Mods will serve users when asked for help. When there is misconduct, mods will only ask a user to stop; actually talk to them, instead of lazily using a mod tool. If any mod is caught breaking a rule report them and they will be remove.