/r/lifeofMissChan

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A simple, irrelevant, young woman who likes to sew and has a cat named Bitty.

A simple, irrelevant, young woman who likes to sew and has a cat named Bitty.

/r/lifeofMissChan

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Miss Chan boils water

Miss Chan had had "Replace Kettle, get a nice one this time!" written on a little pumpkin-shaped post-it-note on the fridge for over a week, so she was getting extra impatient with the small saucepan that seemed content to simmer itself dry without ever actually boiling. A metal ball full of chamomile flowers sat at the bottom of her mug, somehow taunting her.

"Come on you, I want tea to calm myself down from my difficult commute this evening, not to calm myself down from getting annoyed at the process of making tea!" she hissed at the pot, jiggling the handle until a spark flew up from the hob. She glanced at the microwave and pursed her lips.

Oh no, come on, it's nearly there now. Don't cave. she thought.

"Fine. I'm not going to look. I'm going to do something else with my hands. It's time to feed the cat anyway."

A distant peal of thunder resolved itself into Bitty tearing across the flat with all the grace of a wheelbarrow falling down a hill. As if on cue a cold, wet nose booped her ankle.

"Speak of the devil. Is it dinner time? Where have you been? Is it cold enough that you won't leave the warm spot without the promise of food now? Do I really need to turn the heating on?" Miss Chan opened the canister of dry chow, weighed out 40 grammes and scattered it around the spiky sculpture that slowed Bitty's eating down enough that she wouldn't throw up.

As usual Bitty bonked her face into one of the soft spikes of the puzzle feeder a couple of times before giving up and reaching in with a paw to scoot a biscuit onto the floor. "You'll get it eventually, I'm sure." she cooed. Third year's the charm.

A splash suddenly caught her attention and she looked at the stove. The pot was suddenly boiling over. She darted over to it to turn it off and pour it over her tea ball, chuckling.

"Well it's true what they say, kitty--the best way to get a pot to boil is to forget it entirely!"

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2024/10/30
22:22 UTC

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Who is Miss Chan?

Miss Chan originates from an r/lifeofnorman post where Miss Chan plays with a cat. Miss Chan is quite nice, and kind. She often sews, but also paints. Her first name is Amelia, but most (especially the kids down the street) call her Miss Chan. She is the neighbor of Norman, an middle aged man who is calm.

You can add Norman in your posts as a neighbor, but I recommend also submitting it to r/lifeofnorman. Anyways, we should add that Miss Chan is very calm. She goes to weekly yoga lessons, does pottery and feeds birds. She works in the same office as Norman.

She is 30 currently. Her birthday is October 27.

Her favorite season is Halloween, and she occasionally likes scary movies.

She hates bright colors, but is polite

Bitty, on the other hand, is a crazy tabby cat who's all over the place because Miss Chan often makes toys for her.

Hope this helps! :)

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2024/10/27
17:52 UTC

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