Hello! I am the mod of the newly formed subreddit -http://www.reddit.com/r/KiwiBerry/

I would appreciate it if those who will stand by the Kiwi Berry could come on over and join us.

Also to Prime Minister CptQuestionMark and my dear Queen Gingersnap01010; I would like to express my interest in forming an alliance with /r/kiwis, as you are our larger brethren and family always comes first :D

Thanks

• Josh

Kiwis are birds. And I came to this subreddit hoping for such. However, I see now that this subreddit is about the kiwifruit.

** PROTECTARATE NO MORE!**
Her Royal Majesty, has decreed that /r/kiwis will join the fruit union. Thus invalidating /r/kiwis' state of neutrality. We stand in solidarity with our fruit brothers!

PRINCE DANPARKER001 ABDICATES HIS THRONE IN KIWI ROYAL FAMILY. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED.
Prince DanParker001 has abdicated as Prince due to a covert operation to destroy /r/pickle led by Prime Minister CptQuestionMark in the name of the fruit union. Volunteers are welcome for the title of Prince. In order to volunteer, make a self post proclaiming your willingness to be a Prince. Queen GingerSnap01010 or Viceroy Codeusa will then appoint you if they feel you have what it takes to be a Prince.
SECOND FRUIT UNION PICKLE WAR HAS BEGUN! /r/kiwis TO REMAIN NUETRAL.
A second war between /r/fruitunion and /r/pickle has begun due to a failed attempt to protect /r/fruitunion and /r/kiwis. Chairman of the fruit union, and Prime Minister of /r/kiwis, CptQuestionMark, planned to infiltrate /r/pickle using a fake account. The reason for the infiltration was to protect /r/fruitunion and /r/kiwis from a future attack that was scheduled to happen sometime later. General Pokemaster22 notified CptQuestionMark of this malicious intent. DanParker001 notified /r/pickle and /r/fruitunion of the covert operation resulting in the resignation of General Branzilla91 and the secession of /r/starfruit from the fruit union. STILL NO CONSTITUTION FOR /r/kiwis.
Governmental policies are still controlled by the royal family. New ideas for a constitution are welcome. /r/rambutans constitution may be a good starting point for /r/kiwis.

We at /r/fruitunion kindly ask you to join your fruit brethren in the fight against the pickles.

Please, don't be shy!