/r/ketorage
"All the bacon in the world cannot soothe this rage I have inside."
r/ketorage is an extension of the Reddit keto community. Feel free to post anything from funny to cringy while being excellent to each other.
Spam will be removed and users banned
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/r/ketorage
Most common plant foods are actively trying to kill me. So no, vegetarian foods are not “safe” for me.
All nightshades, including tomatoes, white potatoes, all peppers and pepper-based seasoning, and eggplants. Most grains like wheat and oats, most nuts and seeds like soy, almonds, sunflower seeds and cashews but also many seasonings that are made from seeds.
So no, your plant based diet isn’t better for me.
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.
/rant
I'm in keto for almost two weeks. 2 frickin weeks, out of my mind !
I managed to keep my bf unaware (he would freaks out), balancing the menu for him to have a normal diet etc.
He came home tonight with a big smile, a pack of booze and everything for "nachos night" 🤦
Guess I'm taking a keto break...
fat daddy, keto daddy, bacon daddy, pork daddy, beef daddy? what's the geneva convention on this