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"All the bacon in the world cannot soothe this rage I have inside."

r/ketorage is an extension of the Reddit keto community. Feel free to post anything from funny to cringy while being excellent to each other.

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Keto French Toast

0 Comments
2023/01/04
14:11 UTC

7

My Keto Butter Bar - Dipped in 85% Dark Chocolate - not quite full coverage but close.

4 Comments
2022/09/20
20:37 UTC

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“It’s vegetarian so anyone can eat it.” No, no I can’t.

Most common plant foods are actively trying to kill me. So no, vegetarian foods are not “safe” for me.

All nightshades, including tomatoes, white potatoes, all peppers and pepper-based seasoning, and eggplants. Most grains like wheat and oats, most nuts and seeds like soy, almonds, sunflower seeds and cashews but also many seasonings that are made from seeds.

So no, your plant based diet isn’t better for me.

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.

/rant

7 Comments
2022/05/12
14:24 UTC

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This Pork Adobo Filipino Style is marinated to produce flavorful tasty pork!

2 Comments
2022/04/29
14:28 UTC

8

Keto Lemon Cheesecake Fat Bombs 🍋 🍰

2 Comments
2022/04/10
23:04 UTC

0

Crispy Baked Buffalo Chicken Wings

1 Comment
2022/04/10
22:27 UTC

6

Loaded Microwaved Eggs | How To Cook Eggs In The Microwave

1 Comment
2022/04/10
16:50 UTC

5

🍗🥦 Chicken Ranch Cordon Bleu

2 Comments
2022/04/07
22:01 UTC

12

Keto Mexican Pizza

1 Comment
2022/04/05
21:33 UTC

14

HAMBURGER STEAK AND GRAVY RECIPE (WITH MUSHROOM GRAVY)

1 Comment
2022/04/01
20:11 UTC

14

Chicken Alfredo Zucchini Boats

2 Comments
2022/03/31
21:23 UTC

4

French toast muffins

2 Comments
2022/03/28
22:06 UTC

9

Pan Fried Beef Steak

1 Comment
2022/03/06
19:23 UTC

47

Keto Pringles lmao

2 Comments
2021/09/17
05:26 UTC

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Take a pee, dip a stick, take a pee, dip a stick, take a....

1 Comment
2021/07/31
01:45 UTC

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Working on a Saturday and some asshole brings in donuts. But not just any donut. Marge's donuts! FML !

8 Comments
2021/07/17
17:10 UTC

7

How the fuck is something with 14g carbs per serving "Keto friendly " ?

5 Comments
2021/07/14
02:11 UTC

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2 weeks and... Nachos night

I'm in keto for almost two weeks. 2 frickin weeks, out of my mind !

I managed to keep my bf unaware (he would freaks out), balancing the menu for him to have a normal diet etc.

He came home tonight with a big smile, a pack of booze and everything for "nachos night" 🤦

Guess I'm taking a keto break...

7 Comments
2021/06/29
16:50 UTC

44

TMW you're high as a kite and need a keto snack.

4 Comments
2021/06/23
01:26 UTC

33

The Sunday Times really just *gets* the Keto WOE after just one day! 🙄

2 Comments
2021/06/16
05:49 UTC

8

How are these net carbs even possible with the ingredients listed?

4 Comments
2021/06/16
02:13 UTC

17

So what do we call a SUGAR daddy that turned keto? a FAT daddy? help me out here

fat daddy, keto daddy, bacon daddy, pork daddy, beef daddy? what's the geneva convention on this

12 Comments
2021/05/09
03:11 UTC

30

Bacon weave FAIL. life sucks right now

16 Comments
2021/05/08
10:34 UTC

34

HOW MANY FAKE REESES CUPS DO I GET?!???!

12 Comments
2021/03/24
02:18 UTC

42

I don’t feel like actually cooking but I’m hungry and MUST HAVE MORE KETONES THAN MY HUSBAND

1 Comment
2021/03/15
20:28 UTC

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