I was told it should be here so here be it! Weiner quickscoper

Wrist breaker 9000, can only be used once and all items need to be used by the other hand afterwards, 100% instant kill chance.

Guns of the School System: Stats in comments

1 cancer. Makes you godlike in comparison
Gives you cancer. Tastes like Blueberry 

2 sewage. Same as cancer but tastes like warm beer

3 inspector. υ∂η∂ƒσѕηнє∂נ∂נя

4 inspector (unprocessed). Give consumer all known knowledge. Gives ability to rewrite porls. Gives erge to kill sister. Tastes like chemical 

5 flesh. Gives the approval of nsh. Tastes like blood

<div class="md"><p>1 cancer. Makes you godlike in comparison
Gives you cancer. Tastes like Blueberry </p>

<p>2 sewage. Same as cancer but tastes like warm beer</p>

<p>3 inspector. υ∂η∂ƒσѕηнє∂נ∂נя</p>

<p>4 inspector (unprocessed). Give consumer all known knowledge. Gives ability to rewrite porls. Gives erge to kill sister. Tastes like chemical </p>

<p>5 flesh. Gives the approval of nsh. Tastes like blood</p>
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rot juice

THE WATER DUMBBELLOTTLE +50 strength -30% dehydration +50% hydration while in a Gym +15% speed +40% weight +16 charisma. Truly a powerful water bottle, perfect for any terrain

<div class="md"><p>Something I made just this afternoon.</p>
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Controller Construct (Ally: 350 HP 85 ATK)

Lego chili pepper: (100 damage) (50 burn)

Timmer's Big Stabber

BANNA SWIRL +5 manna every minute

do you have the courage to put it on your car

The Birb of Endless Despair

Underbarel trebuchet, allows you to yeet small items at your foes, +10 weight, -7 recoil when firing the gun, -20 max stamina

Blizzard Rapier (One time use)

Full Snickers bar set, +20 stamina and +10 happiness

The two versions of the final evolution if the op Pokémon card. It's 50/50 for each type

Network pills: +90 connectivity, +1000 brain damage

Stage one of the Op Pokémon card

This sword is forged out of high carbon nickel and steel has a t-rex tooth as a handle a 10,000 dollar diamond and a meteorite in it give it stats guys

Alienblaster KJ'65 "MUNICH" - +720 penetrating starships, +220 electrocuting

Glass Dragon Dagger (p++) Durability : 1, Poison Damage : 99

The unholy ambrosia, gives godhood status effect for 10 minutes, then a sickness debuff for 1 hour

Boomerang bird: +5 general calmness -10 boredom +15 overall cute factor

OP pokémon card

Odd Mushroom, +? Damage, +? Defense, +? Speed, +? Size

Chompy Rock - When thrown, the Chompy has a 25% chance to briefly animate its embedded teeth, dealing an additional 1d6 Piercing damage and potentially causing the target to flinch. The flinch imposes disadvantage on the target's next attack roll.

What was he selling?

Not my image, I stole it off some random guy on Reddit

<div class="md"><p>Not my image, I stole it off some random guy on Reddit</p>
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Pocket Black Hole – Instantly stores any item for later retrieval. Occasionally swallows your hand.

Thanos's cock and balls 😅👍

Pineapple helmet. Deals damage to attacking enemies, +5 defense +2 camouflage Un jungle settings. Apply pizza to taunt enemies

T.H.O.M.A.S the Hidden Weaponised Engine

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