/r/houstoncirclejerk
/r/houstoncirclejerk
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[19] Who trynna suck a Latino dick?? Hmu Eastside Area‼️
21:29 UTC
I have a feeling I am not very liked- and my neighbors are now trying to evict me
I’m serving my community and just trying to do my job…. But no one likes me! …. Now I hear the locals are trying to evict me…?
19:41 UTC
An audience at today's Harris County Commissioners hearing was stunned by a position taken by Lina Hidalgo. When asked to go on record whether Taco Bell or Torchy's had the juiciest taco the judge shockingly replied, “¿Por qué no los dos?”
13:44 UTC
How would Spongebob do at a local Wendys?
If Spongebob was a regular human and could breathe air, but had the character traits Tom Kenny gave him, how would he do working at a local wendys?
21:38 UTC
Pro Trump places to eat
Hey is there any pro Trump places to eat in Houston
Extra points if they serve empanadas
14:37 UTC
Anti HCJ Businesses
Hey everyone! Let's make a list of all the Houston area businesses that are ANTI Houston Circle Jerk, and which ones support us or stand with us.
We don't want to give our hard earned money to just anyone, especially if they don't see our vision.
I know Torchy's is a hotspot for glory holes, thank God their support is unwavering. 🙏🏽
14:36 UTC
New baseball advertiser embarassed by typo at former Minute Maid Park
(Newswire) Fingers were pointed in all directions when it was discovered that the new advertiser at Minute Maid Park was spelled incorrectly on all signs. All of the signs read "Daikin", but it's not clear why the correct name "Dick In" was not used.
Astros spokesman Ima Getterhof said, "The proofs were all correct. I have no idea how someone failed so spell Dick In wrong. It seems pretty simple. We are investigating."
Forrest Mump, manager at Houston Signs who produced the signage, defended the mistake saying, "Our spelling editor is from Japan and he's pretty good. Not sure what happened."
22:39 UTC
Anyone know of any GOOD illegal underground clubs and do they have VIP bottle service
Hey fam, I've been looking in the Chronicle for articles telling us where the hottest illegal underground speakeasy drug party raves are and I can't find them. My friends and I want to go but how are we supposed to go if they don't have a website I can ask you to google for me? Please google the websites and post them here for me. Also please let me know if the club will have the usual VIP sections and bottle service or if it's sketch.
17:35 UTC
Before gentrification, Montrose was all "smiles and glory holes" says Jerry Jones. In a Chron.com exclusive slide show the Dallas Cowboys owner discusses his secret life in Houston's fabulous former Gayborhood.
15:34 UTC
U/stult explains why no one should ever move to Dallas, TX
15:15 UTC
Three Houston area residents are in critical condition after being trampled at a Wal-Mart. Witnesses say a stampede of people rushing out the door was triggered after a PA announcement that a Nissan Altima with paper plates was in the process of being towed.
18:43 UTC
Scientific Study: Bissonnet Street is the worst street to live on in Texas?
An anonymous hate group posted on social media the top 10 worst streets in Texas to live on. I find this to be upsetting and insensitive. We need to outlaw all social media!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFSvYNMO3U4/?igsh=MWVmZ24ybnE5MDYzbA==
01:58 UTC
Prostate Exam Questions
I haven’t been feeling well so today I went to the ER at Ben Taub. The doctor checked me out and told me that while I was there I should go ahead and get a prostate exam. He told me to drop my pants and bend over. I’m just curious what machine they do this with. Someone told me that they use their finger, but when he was behind me, both of his hands were on my shoulders. Also, is it normal for the actual exam to last 22 minutes?
16:45 UTC