Does anybody know why there is helicopter at 2:20 am circling spring spring Branch? It's been doing it for the past 5 minutes

Where is the ghetto in Houston? I need to show my cousin

What's up with all the Torchys talk? Lmao I'm sitting up here thinkin there's a conspiracy I missed or something. I mean personally I've had it like 3 times, and outside of their queso personally I dont think it passes for good tacos (Grew up in NW houston, so I KNOW what good tacos taste like).

Lived in Houston my whole life, seems and heard tons of stuff over the years, and found this reddit 30 mins ago. Can't tell if Torchys is getting praised or slandered, the sarcasm makes it hard to tell 😭

Anybody lacking one in their hood? Need to pay off my 96mo loan on this skat back. Ready to start grinding. Thx.

That's right. In a move that stunned the culinary world, Torchy's Tacos has proposed a 69420% stall usage tariff to offset the cost of drilling holes in the stall dividers. "I mean, shit, yo. Torchy's bugging with this shit. Bro. Tariffs are whack" said Tyler Newhouse - a self-described "poon slayer" and registered sex offender still living with his parents. " As a 40 year old giga-Chad, I feel like I'm in my peak freak years," said Tyler. "Fucking Torchy's tripping, bro. Like actually? Actually?," said Tyler.

We need to have an army of people posted up outside of every grocery store to stop us and demand we sign multiyear contracts for electricity without doing any due diligence on the terms. I make my best decisions holding bags of groceries outside.

I have been working up the nerve to talk to my biological son and went for a walk on my usual route at the park. Before I left to go to his house and introduce myself, I saw him jogging towards me. I couldn’t believe it… It felt like a sign from the Universe. I decided to call out and talk to him. I mentioned that he looked good, that I hadn’t seen him at this park before, and was about to tell him who I was. But, I never got the chance to introduce myself before he ran off.

Son, if you see this, I will be at the same spot tomorrow… our spot. If you want to meet me, and I hope you do, I’ll be there.

I saw them leave a bag of groceries in their cart. I ran up and started pounding on the passenger window at first. Then I was pounding on his. I asked him if he wanted to go for a bite but he just drove off. Crazy people in the city. I'm definitely shopping at Kroger from here on out.

I went to Torches tacos thanks to a revelatory review by Mike on Trip Advisor. I ordered the Democrat, hoping that it would taste of insolence and despair, but was disappointed when I got a Taco that was edible and absent of any mayonnaise. I was so disappointed that I took my phone into booth three in the bathroom, but my battery was low. Imagine my surprise when I saw what looked to be an outlet cover on the stall wall. I looked for a plug, but moving the plate only revealed a hole in the wall. As one does, I immediately put my eye to the hole and was immediately struck by what I think was a hooded serpent of some kind. I reflexively spit at the snake, as one does, but it spit back. I now understand that the mayo shortage has something to do with the keeled, plain-bellied water snakes who must have consumed the whole of the mayo supply and vomited the contents in my eyes...as a defensive gesture - as one does.

My wife's boyfriend told me that is should probably see a doctor and get a stud panel. I am a stud...no panel needed...as one does. Shit was wild.

Feels like a micro aggression