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ALL GLORY TO THE HOT POCKET

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  1. You must praise Hot Pockets with every post.

  2. Any negative mention of Hot Pockets will get you banned.

  3. Any praising of the disgusting Tony's or Totino's brand "pizza pouches" will get you banned.

  4. You must recite the Hot Pockets jingle in your head after every post. We will know if you didn't.

  5. You must praise Hot Pockets with every post.

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pepperoni with garlic crust

is it just me or does the pepperoni hot pocket lowkey taste meh? like it is not at all delicious as it once was. i don’t know i feel like i am gonna be done buying them :(

2 Comments
2024/11/30
03:18 UTC

2

Tai Pei Hot Pockets would sell

The entire crust is an egg roll and you can choose between 3. Chicken, Pork, Vegetable

0 Comments
2024/11/26
16:32 UTC

3

Garlic Crust?

Did they get rid of the garlic buttery crust completely?? I know they got rid of the sleeves but the crust too!?? I normally buy the four cheese and could only find the “seasoned crust” 😔

2 Comments
2024/11/25
08:16 UTC

15

BRING BACK MY SLEEEEEVES!

My autistic(literally) ass just sobbed for like 20 minutes because my comfort food is no longer a comfort 😭I can never eat hot pockets again because of this tragedy, it literally ruined my day

11 Comments
2024/11/22
00:34 UTC

12

What the fk did theyn do to my ham n cheese hot ppockets?

The new recipe is god awful, it tastes like fking chemicals and the cheese has the consistency of playdoh why the fuck did you idiots at Hot Pockets HQ do this for?

2 Comments
2024/11/18
15:22 UTC

6

I only got the hot no pocket :(

4 Comments
2024/11/17
03:33 UTC

9

Nestle finally responded but didn't even answer my damn question

FUCK YOU NESTLE

12 Comments
2024/11/15
19:33 UTC

13

Microwave Hot pockets

Well I just microwaved my first Hot pockets without sleeves. It's also the last. I won't be buying em anymore. Shame. Haters will crap on me, but that's my opinion.

8 Comments
2024/11/15
15:42 UTC

6

My last sleave😢

2 Comments
2024/11/14
19:36 UTC

15

Rare hot pocket pull.

Thought I got a super old box.

3 Comments
2024/11/13
22:52 UTC

7

I just asked Nestle if they would consider bringing back the sleeve and told them how the cardboard box and plastic wrapper weren't helping either with their "Paper waste" thing

6 Comments
2024/11/12
19:51 UTC

1

HOTPOCKETS.wav

0 Comments
2024/11/10
06:27 UTC

1

The New Pepperoni Hot Pockets are Better - even without sleeves.

I ran a side-by-side compare. In my opinion the new sauce is zestier, the pepperoni more abundant, and the cheese tastes better. As for crispiness, I don't really care about that; I like my pizza crust a little on the chewy side.

(No, I don't work for them)

7 Comments
2024/11/05
23:28 UTC

18

My hot pockets came with pockets today... I'm going to keep this for as long as I can

9 Comments
2024/11/01
19:26 UTC

11

Hot pockets (with no pocket?)

Hot pockets (with no pocket?)

How cheep can you get? We’re no longer having the cardboard pocket for hot pockets?? This is getting ridiculous. And heating them up is more complicated, less convenient, and completely useless. It changes how they get cooked and makes it hard. Just why??

6 Comments
2024/10/30
03:51 UTC

9

Why does my four cheese hot pocket taste like canned ravioli? 😩🥲

Has this recipe change completely fucked the taste of my favorite hot pocket flavor? It tastes horrible! NO seasoning at all! It’s like there’s more tangy sauce than cheese? 😟😒 Ugh, I’m so disappointed. I’ve got 2 more boxes and I just hope this one’s a fluke. Before the recipe change I’ve definitely had my fair share of flukes. Also, why the inconsistency in flavor amongst the same kind of hot pocket? One day its great and has a lot of filling, the next it’s bland and not ass cheesy. 😤

3 Comments
2024/10/29
13:12 UTC

24

Made an account to post this. Maybe there is hope…

10 Comments
2024/10/28
19:16 UTC

4

Portland Oregon frozen food section

3 Comments
2024/10/26
23:04 UTC

11

My childhood is over

You've ruined hot pockets Nestle

4 Comments
2024/10/24
07:20 UTC

15

I’m worried

Am I going to hell for eating my hot pocket with a fork and knife?

10 Comments
2024/10/18
22:01 UTC

0

Damn I thought Star Wars fans hated their thing the most.

Y'all can't stop talking about how the lack of sleeves sucks and whatever but personally I didn't notice a change in quality. I think maybe a mix of placebo effect and nostalgia is clouding y'alls vision. Didn't realize there was so much discourse in the Hot Pockets community.

9 Comments
2024/10/18
02:55 UTC

7

The new hot pockets honestly ain’t that bad.

I want to start off by saying I prefer the old recipe a lot better, it basically was a mini pizza that actually tasted insanely good even in the microwave. The recipe now isn’t that bad tbh, it mostly just taste the same besides now there is more pepperoni and the bread texture being the same. The corners are def overcooked but you can honestly just pick them off if you find a problem with it since it barely covers any of the actual bread. One change I’m actually happy about is that they fixed the problem where you hot pockets would be cold after you put them in the microwave. I think that was such an improvement because many times I would get that problem and make me not want to finish the whole thing because it tasted weird when cold.

Overall the new ones ain’t that bad, I just think people need to stop obsessing over the old ones as they ain’t gonna change it back ever, they care only for money

10 Comments
2024/10/11
17:48 UTC

10

They've changed the entire recipe to all hot pockets.

Not entirely sure what this could mean if you use a sleeve on a "new" hot pocket.

2 Comments
2024/10/11
01:33 UTC

17

THE SLEEVES ARE GONE

ITS OFFICIAL GOD HELP US ALL

14 Comments
2024/10/08
17:36 UTC

30

BRING BACK THE SLEEVES

BRING BACK THE SLEEVES

12 Comments
2024/10/03
20:41 UTC

5

How the heck do you eat hotpockets without the crimping pouch now?

It'd so freaking soggy from the grease

6 Comments
2024/10/01
16:07 UTC

3

How come one Hot Pocket is 340 calories but 2 is only 670 shouldnt it be 680

sorry if someone asked this already im just curious where the missing 10 calories are

1 Comment
2024/10/01
12:50 UTC

5

I think I dreamt this, but now I want them.

I want Biscuits and Gravy HotPockets. Biscuit shell with sausage gravy filling.

2 Comments
2024/09/29
03:37 UTC

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