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ALL GLORY TO THE HOT POCKET

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  1. You must praise Hot Pockets with every post.

  2. Any negative mention of Hot Pockets will get you banned.

  3. Any praising of the disgusting Tony's or Totino's brand "pizza pouches" will get you banned.

  4. You must recite the Hot Pockets jingle in your head after every post. We will know if you didn't.

  5. You must praise Hot Pockets with every post.

/r/hotpockets

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Hot pockets (with no pocket?)

Hot pockets (with no pocket?)

How cheep can you get? We’re no longer having the cardboard pocket for hot pockets?? This is getting ridiculous. And heating them up is more complicated, less convenient, and completely useless. It changes how they get cooked and makes it hard. Just why??

2 Comments
2024/10/30
03:51 UTC

4

Why does my four cheese hot pocket taste like canned ravioli? 😩🥲

Has this recipe change completely fucked the taste of my favorite hot pocket flavor? It tastes horrible! NO seasoning at all! It’s like there’s more tangy sauce than cheese? 😟😒 Ugh, I’m so disappointed. I’ve got 2 more boxes and I just hope this one’s a fluke. Before the recipe change I’ve definitely had my fair share of flukes. Also, why the inconsistency in flavor amongst the same kind of hot pocket? One day its great and has a lot of filling, the next it’s bland and not ass cheesy. 😤

1 Comment
2024/10/29
13:12 UTC

18

Made an account to post this. Maybe there is hope…

9 Comments
2024/10/28
19:16 UTC

0

Portland Oregon frozen food section

3 Comments
2024/10/26
23:04 UTC

6

My childhood is over

You've ruined hot pockets Nestle

4 Comments
2024/10/24
07:20 UTC

13

I’m worried

Am I going to hell for eating my hot pocket with a fork and knife?

10 Comments
2024/10/18
22:01 UTC

0

Damn I thought Star Wars fans hated their thing the most.

Y'all can't stop talking about how the lack of sleeves sucks and whatever but personally I didn't notice a change in quality. I think maybe a mix of placebo effect and nostalgia is clouding y'alls vision. Didn't realize there was so much discourse in the Hot Pockets community.

8 Comments
2024/10/18
02:55 UTC

6

The new hot pockets honestly ain’t that bad.

I want to start off by saying I prefer the old recipe a lot better, it basically was a mini pizza that actually tasted insanely good even in the microwave. The recipe now isn’t that bad tbh, it mostly just taste the same besides now there is more pepperoni and the bread texture being the same. The corners are def overcooked but you can honestly just pick them off if you find a problem with it since it barely covers any of the actual bread. One change I’m actually happy about is that they fixed the problem where you hot pockets would be cold after you put them in the microwave. I think that was such an improvement because many times I would get that problem and make me not want to finish the whole thing because it tasted weird when cold.

Overall the new ones ain’t that bad, I just think people need to stop obsessing over the old ones as they ain’t gonna change it back ever, they care only for money

10 Comments
2024/10/11
17:48 UTC

5

They've changed the entire recipe to all hot pockets.

Not entirely sure what this could mean if you use a sleeve on a "new" hot pocket.

2 Comments
2024/10/11
01:33 UTC

15

THE SLEEVES ARE GONE

ITS OFFICIAL GOD HELP US ALL

14 Comments
2024/10/08
17:36 UTC

23

BRING BACK THE SLEEVES

BRING BACK THE SLEEVES

12 Comments
2024/10/03
20:41 UTC

4

How the heck do you eat hotpockets without the crimping pouch now?

It'd so freaking soggy from the grease

6 Comments
2024/10/01
16:07 UTC

2

How come one Hot Pocket is 340 calories but 2 is only 670 shouldnt it be 680

sorry if someone asked this already im just curious where the missing 10 calories are

1 Comment
2024/10/01
12:50 UTC

5

I think I dreamt this, but now I want them.

I want Biscuits and Gravy HotPockets. Biscuit shell with sausage gravy filling.

2 Comments
2024/09/29
03:37 UTC

18

What the hell is this nonsense🤬

This is ridiculous... I can't believe this is what yall have become

10 Comments
2024/09/26
19:10 UTC

9

Chat…. 👩🏻‍🦯

Yall what is this 💔💔💔 where’s my sleeve, whys it look like paper on the outside now💔💔💔

2 Comments
2024/09/25
19:39 UTC

29

They ruined hot pockets

I just got a new box of hot pockets and they taste disgusting. They no longer have the garlic buttery crust and they don’t have a sleeve with makes it fall apart!

18 Comments
2024/09/23
19:42 UTC

2

Understand that Hot Pockets can be dangerous. Comedy from Josh Johnson.

0 Comments
2024/09/21
21:22 UTC

12

what the fuck happened to my hotpocket

4 Comments
2024/09/15
14:00 UTC

7

JINSDNIJJCNEDIICDNEIHCNEFC IT HAS POCKETS!! ! :DDDD

8 Comments
2024/09/07
18:09 UTC

3

School lunch question: Is there a way to make a hot pocket edible 5 hours after you cook it?

My daughter is transitioning from home school to public school and she is autistic so food choices are very limited. One go-to food is hot pockets. I wont get into how much fear I have about that going away now that the sleeves are being phased out, but is there a way to cook a hot pocket and make it edible 5 hours later? Any help/ suggestions super appreciated. Thank you!

3 Comments
2024/09/05
03:23 UTC

4

Is it normal to eat an entire pack of hot pockets

I ate a total of 12, and don't feel guilty about it.

4 Comments
2024/09/02
17:52 UTC

3

Hot pocket holders

Is it me or did they just stop making the white pocket things for hot pockets

5 Comments
2024/09/02
03:45 UTC

3

Did they discontinue four cheese ?

I can’t find it

2 Comments
2024/08/30
21:15 UTC

1

What is this?

Found this in my pizza hotpocket any idea what it could be? It was flexible and at first I thought it was a nail or something but it’s too thin.

2 Comments
2024/08/27
06:11 UTC

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