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ALL GLORY TO THE HOT POCKET
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I know it was at minimum 10-15 years ago that I saw them last. But I need help. When I was in school around 2005-2009ish I would eat hot pockets every day for lunch in the microwave. I looooved the ham and cheese ones. However, they were not the crescent roll bread they have today which are hard and tiny and flat. The ones I remember were fluffy sub like rolls. They got hard when you cooked them too long and you had to tear them with your fingers because it hurt your teeth. It seriously felt like a hollowed out sub roll. It was so fluffy it tore apart like a loaf of bread. I remember when they went away and made a remark I wish they came back. I tried to look them up, but I’m coming up with nothing. I know it was around that time. And I know it was Hot Pockets. Somebody please tell me they also remember eating these! I’m going insane! (Sorry if this is the wrong subreddit)
Bring ‘em back. No one enjoys a soggy ass Hotpocket.
Upon my first bite I was surprised with the absent familiar taste of pizza-flavored-hotpockets.
Just wanted to share this
Bought some at Sam club and they no longer include the pocket thing to cook them inside of.
The whole damn pocket just comes out hard. Not buying these damn things anymore until they put the sleeves back.
I dont even know where to begin, i guess by saying dont change the dam recipe of the crust or sauce for the bbq beef!! Havent seen bbq beef on the shelves for years finally see them in the freezer section and you know the kid in me is like holy crap i found the jackpot, bought two boxes didnt think twice about looking at the back for cooking settings. Very disappointed with whoever decided to change up the bbq recipe does not taste like actual bbq sauce. I had to bring out good old sweet bobby rays bbq sauce and poured it over just to mask that disgusting ketchup taste
What is this witchcraft
Also, it may have been a bit dusty like bread that still had flour on it. I ate it a few times from a sacked lunch during days in school where i took some important test. I don’t remember anything else important except that it likely had some partially clear packaging instead of a full color one.
There wasn’t any cardboard or paper packaged with it.
I asked on another subreddit but they told me it was a calzone without mentioning any branding. They have yet to respond.
Any other 90's kids or older outraged about hot pockets getting rid of the sleeves? How can they even call themselves hot pockets anymore. There's no pocket sleeve to even put the thing in anymore! How dare they mess with our nostalgia like that! And it's even worse for the sensory sensitive people bc now we have to hold them and feel the messiness of something that used to come with a pocket sleeve that would prevent that! Ofc you could always just cut it into pieces like a steak, but that's just weird. Especially when you're dipping it in ranch. It's not lasagna! Is anyone else outraged over this or is it just me?!
Maybe old stock? Or just using the rest of them?
I have beef with hot pockets brand now... They took away the sleeve! EnVirOmenTlY FrIEnDly 🥴 cool just raw dogging a lava sack in my hand on the go sounds like the type of living on the edge I want to chance in my life. Redesign a better alternative in that one braincell think tank you have going right now. Sincerely, Everyone that doesn't like second degree burns
Why did they remove the sleeves its what made them crispy in the microwave, now I just have a sad soggy hot pocket..
I used to have these bacon egg and cheese hot pockets with a pancake crust at my local Meijer. I cannot find them anymore and was wondering what happened? I saw google give inconclusive information stating they may be discontinued and that they also are at other stores, some say out of stock etc.
I just want to get my favorite breakfast back, please NESTLE bring them back 🙏🏼😭
Go to the official Hotpockets Facebook page and leave a comment "formally requesting" that they ship all future hotpockets with sleeves in HOTPOCKETS.wav format.
This is the only way.
I just discovered my Sam’s size box of Hot Pockets has no pocket. Idk if I can eat the whole box now. I searched Reddit and landed here. Tragedy.
is it just me or does the pepperoni hot pocket lowkey taste meh? like it is not at all delicious as it once was. i don’t know i feel like i am gonna be done buying them :(
The entire crust is an egg roll and you can choose between 3. Chicken, Pork, Vegetable
Did they get rid of the garlic buttery crust completely?? I know they got rid of the sleeves but the crust too!?? I normally buy the four cheese and could only find the “seasoned crust” 😔
My autistic(literally) ass just sobbed for like 20 minutes because my comfort food is no longer a comfort 😭I can never eat hot pockets again because of this tragedy, it literally ruined my day
The new recipe is god awful, it tastes like fking chemicals and the cheese has the consistency of playdoh why the fuck did you idiots at Hot Pockets HQ do this for?
FUCK YOU NESTLE
Well I just microwaved my first Hot pockets without sleeves. It's also the last. I won't be buying em anymore. Shame. Haters will crap on me, but that's my opinion.
Thought I got a super old box.