/r/hatchery
You might be confused about what's going on. Our purpose is to award those most deserving with eggs.
You have hatched from the dark abyss, and have joined the ranks of the hatchery.
We are bound to one another by a common cause: To infest and convert all to our number.
You might be confused about what's going on. Our purpose is to award those most deserving with eggs.
You have hatched from the dark abyss, and have joined the ranks of the hatchery.
We are bound to one another by a common cause: To infest and convert all to our number. You do this exactly as you arrived here: through laying eggs.
To lay an egg, simply hyperlink egg in your comment, under a good post or a comment. Think that you are "awarding" them.
Example: [egg]_(https://www.reddit.com/r/hatchery/) without the underscore will link the word "egg" to this subreddit.
Afterwards, create a link post linking to the comment you made, not the post you commented on. Clicking on "permalink" underneath a comment should allow you to link a specific comment on Reddit. This way, you can share your contribution with your fellow hatchlings.
What are the rules of laying a good egg?
Don't forget to lay eggs on good posts or comments! after all, that is the purpose of the subreddit.
Please make your eggs visible on the comment thread, or your egg will not hatch.
eggs must be comments which add things to the discussion!
Don't try too hard to force an egg. Only place eggs in comments where the word "egg" makes logical sense, and please DO NOT comment only "egg" with a link. It is spam and no one likes that.
Example of a bad egg:
Example of a good egg:
You make an omelette with an egg.
We also have a ranking system: https://redd.it/751lip
Tiers
Premature hatchling: 1~4 posts
Mature Hatchling: 4 ~ 9 posts
Legion of the Hatchery: 10 ~ 14 posts
Veteran Hatchling: 15 ~ 19 posts
Guard Hatchling: 20 ~ 24 posts
Imperial Hatchling: 25 ~ 29 posts
The Enlightened: 30 ~ 34 posts
Honorary Overlord: 35 ~ 39 posts
Hero of the Hatchery: 40 posts
More tiers will be added.
Rewards for each tier is yet to come.
Friends or Allies:
r/deeplyunsettlingfacts - for unsettling facts.
/r/SkyrimSkills_IRL - show off your skyrim skills.
/r/Vinesauce - The origin of the egglike.
/r/eggs - Need Explanation?
/r/hatchery
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Shrimp Farming Documentary
06:41 UTC
Finally it it happened
I is he i am fre i id he he isam free i am
19:40 UTC
We found a small egg on our balcony. How do we know if its still alive or what should we do?
Like i said theres has been an egg found on the balcony. We waited about a full two days to see if the mother would return but no luck. Its been about a month since weve been on the balcony so we have no ides when it was laid.
The egg is kinda smelly and about the size of a hot wheels car.
Is there a way to tell if it is still alive or should we just toss it
22:40 UTC
THIS SUB ISN'T ABOUT HATCHING YOUR IRL EGGS.
But it can be, if you're persistent enough.
17:30 UTC
Getting ducks !
Hello there r/hatchery ! Tomorrow I will be going out and hatching ducks for the first time, can I get any help ? Any tips ? And the best setup ? I have one that's p basic but works well. Thanks in advance !.
23:39 UTC
It’s yolky in here
22:55 UTC
Hi again
20:42 UTC
Hi
16:03 UTC
My favorite comedy subreddit got egged
06:03 UTC
A nice egg
05:06 UTC
I adore Elite: Dangerous, so I spread to them.
07:56 UTC
Industrial Egg Production
13:40 UTC
First egg
01:59 UTC
03:18 UTC
Half the egg
16:07 UTC
Another one for the nest.
04:36 UTC
My second egg.
02:41 UTC
My third egg
22:56 UTC
Another egg, is this better?
13:35 UTC
First egg, is this good?
20:42 UTC
[Meta] Karma and You
Fellas and ladies,
I believe I may have stumbled upon some ancient secret known as KARMA.
Lay good eggs and lay them well. Good things will come to you, but only if you say "doot doot mr eggman" in this thread
12:11 UTC
My second egg.
18:44 UTC
This is my first egg. Did I do it well?
02:38 UTC