I love frozen, so I couldn't help but drop by here. Whenever i try to post something to r/hansniemann r/HansNiemannFanClub r/imhansniemann re Carlsen–Niemann controversy, I always see this sub, so I thought I'd drop by.

Well I did like Hans in OUAT s4 and Frozen Fever, soooo yeah. Good times. Good times.

A theorist community with a common love for Frozen. r/arendellefiles is the home for any diehard Frozen fan like myself! This subreddit is dedicated to solving the mysteries of everything Frozen! Dates, times, theories, conspiracies! If it’s Frozen its welcome! Discuss the films, the shorts, the sequel and any Frozen literature and the possible future of the franchise! Beware of Spoilers! Obviously!

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I'm in the process of writing a retelling of the events of the movie Frozen, from the perspective of Hans, with internal commentary and backstory flashbacks. It focuses on his thought processes and motivations, and I'd like to share a short sneak-preview of it with you all. This first segment is when he first meets Anna, at the docks.

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She ran across the docks. Hans had to time this perfectly. He waited for just the right moment before telling his horse to run forward, straight into the girl. She stumbled back into a boat and Hans casually made his horse step forward, holding the small boat in place. He could always jump in and save her, but he’d rather not have to get wet if he didn’t have to.

The princess exclaimed, “Hey!”

Hans quickly thought through his reaction. Who would she be most likely to fall for? He could be rude, or oblivious. No. Apologetic would get him the farthest, “I’m so sorry. Are you hurt?”

The girl removed a leaf from her face and was obviously instantly attracted to him, “Hey. No, no no, I’m ok.”

Hans put a touch of fear in his eyes, as if for her well being, “Are you sure?”

The princess brushed herself off, trying to make herself look presentable, “Yeah. I just wasn’t looking where I was going. But I’m great, actually.”

Hans put on the smile he thought would make the best first impression, “Oh, thank goodness.” He held out his hand and pretended not to notice the incredibly awkward seconds that passed without her taking it. Once she did, he acted to be shaken out of his reverie, “Oh! uh, Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.”

The girl gave a sloppy and under-rehearsed courtesy, “Princess Anna of Arendelle.”

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Here's another segment, from later, when he's introduced to Elsa.

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The newly engaged duo made their way, hand in hand, back to the ballroom. While in transit, Hans was trying to determine exactly who he needed to be to get the highest chances of receiving the queen’s blessing. He didn’t know Elsa, so the best he could do would be to look as honest and loving towards Anna as possible.

They finally came face to face with what was perhaps the final barrier in Hans’ plan.

Anna called out, “Elsa! I mean… Queen. Me again. Um, may I present prince Hans of the Southern Isles.”

Hans bowed with a balance of regality and distractedness at the beauty of both women, “Your majesty, we wou-”

Anna and Hans tripped over each other, speaking the same words at almost the same moments, time and time again, “would like your blessing of…”

The two shared a look and said in perfect unison, “our marriage!”

Hans knew he was in trouble only a moment afterwards at the look of shock on Elsa’s face, “Marriage? I’m sorry, I’m... confused.”

Hans looked on in horror that never showed as Anna tried to explain all the wrong things, digging the grave of his dreams even deeper than it had already been, “Well we haven’t worked out all the details ourselves. We’ll need a few days to plan the ceremony. Of course we’ll have soup, roast and ice cream and-” She turned towards Hans. He could barely contain his fury at her at she forced him to put the final nail in his own coffin, “Would we live here?”

Hans thought desperately, but could find no response that could satisfy Anna without proving the folly of the whole ordeal to Elsa, “Absolutely!”

Anna buried his plans in the dirt with every passing word, “Oh! We can invite all twelve of your brothers to stay with us!”

Elsa finally got through and interrupted her, “Wait, slow down. No-one’s brothers are staying here. No-one is getting married.” Elsa answered Anna’s confused response, “May I talk to you, please? alone?”

Hans could only watch as Anna proved her own poor judgement that he had been counting on exploiting, “No, whatever you have to say, you can say to both of us.”

Hans briefly considered if he would have been better off sticking with his original plan of courting the queen.

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Feedback is much appreciated. This story is far from complete and even father from release-ready, so occasional errors are likely. I thought this subreddit in particular might enjoy my personal interpretation of what was happening inside the most enigmatic brain of these classic moments.

Found this browsing for new pop vinyl figures. Artist did a really good job with it. Just preferred to see him without bent knees. Anyway not for Hans haters, but he is a main character in the movie.

http://snofnugg-dronning.tumblr.com/post/100057798591/i-forgot-to-share-this-before-when-i-did-it-so

Have these links to awesome pictures that I've found!!:

Flower Crowns!

Look at this doll!!

Hans doodles from this person!!!

We need more HANS MERCHANDISE

Speaking of merchandise, we should all buy THIS SHIRT

PERFECTION

ICE SPIKES!

Look at this HELSA

Come on guys, if r/Frozen is going to demean our glorious, sideburned ruler, then we need a safe place for all kinds of Hans to be posted and upvoted!!

FOR ALL GLORY AND HONOR IS YOURS, ALMIGHTY HANS!!!

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Also, Hans

I'd love to buy one. I just went to Disneyland and it's all Elsa/Anna shirts for girls/women and Sven/Olaf shirts for boys/men.

Discuss.