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The realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan.

Welcome to the realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from the internet. If you want to go outside the greentext boundaries, /r/4chan would be happy to have you.

Posting Rules

  1. Only use direct links
  2. If the screencap contains NSFW images, mark it as NSFW
  3. Only screencaps of greentext stories straight from 4chan
  4. Screencaps must not show the web browser or any other non-4chan elements
  5. No watermarks of any kind (iFunny, 9GAG, etc.)
  6. Multi-part greentexts must be posted as imgur albums or single screenshots
  7. Allowed image hosting sites: Imgur and Reddit

Writing the punchline in the post title is a bannable offense and you will not be given a second chance. Come up with an original goddamn title.

"Repost" comments are not allowed unless you provide a link to the original post with it.

We reserve the right to make you look like an idiot if you post something that makes you look like an idiot.

/r/greentext

1,405,581 Subscribers

1,898

Peter should have chosen the landlords daughter. He fumbled hard

64 Comments
2024/11/03
15:31 UTC

766

Based and real

28 Comments
2024/11/03
11:25 UTC

2,144

Covert Operation

76 Comments
2024/11/03
11:01 UTC

393

In Pod We Trust

17 Comments
2024/11/03
04:09 UTC

6,904

Bedshit Infamies

66 Comments
2024/11/02
18:18 UTC

2,539

The Irish connection

239 Comments
2024/11/02
16:30 UTC

5,348

Anon thinks he’s Big Boss

75 Comments
2024/11/02
11:32 UTC

1,519

"It's not about money. It's about sending a message."

89 Comments
2024/11/02
08:21 UTC

10,393

Oh he really did made one

313 Comments
2024/11/02
06:57 UTC

1,694

Anon has an itch

36 Comments
2024/11/02
06:06 UTC

692

Anon tells /v/ how it is

79 Comments
2024/11/02
05:46 UTC

1,047

Anon and the modern industrial society

74 Comments
2024/11/01
21:10 UTC

6,538

Is he really like this?

157 Comments
2024/11/01
20:55 UTC

2,239

Anon is still salty about his School crush

85 Comments
2024/11/01
18:37 UTC

19,219

Trans anon receives a gun

268 Comments
2024/11/01
17:22 UTC

3,121

Anon thought he could impress his crush

96 Comments
2024/11/01
15:54 UTC

2,938

Calm Before The Storm

87 Comments
2024/11/01
15:28 UTC

19,724

Light just take the L.

275 Comments
2024/11/01
09:48 UTC

8,758

Anon gets BTFO’d

191 Comments
2024/11/01
02:54 UTC

7,532

That waggie is definitely not gonna last long.

76 Comments
2024/11/01
01:37 UTC

1,679

Anon is a henchman

35 Comments
2024/10/31
19:02 UTC

3,170

Anon becomes wolverine

112 Comments
2024/10/31
16:16 UTC

10,403

Fallen megalomaniac

218 Comments
2024/10/31
14:46 UTC

0

Call to the Colonies

12 Comments
2024/10/31
14:05 UTC

9,690

Yellow paint.

430 Comments
2024/10/31
10:40 UTC

2,869

Rats are so based

62 Comments
2024/10/30
22:54 UTC

12,975

Do not redeem anon

202 Comments
2024/10/30
22:18 UTC

822

anon is just delusional

41 Comments
2024/10/30
21:55 UTC

486

more like "ligma ballz"

24 Comments
2024/10/30
20:54 UTC

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