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The realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan. Now 100% less blue!

Welcome to the realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from the internet. If you want to go outside the greentext boundaries, /r/4chan would be happy to have you.

Posting Rules

  1. Only use direct links
  2. If the screencap contains NSFW images, mark it as NSFW
  3. Only screencaps of greentext stories straight from 4chan
  4. Screencaps must not show the web browser or any other non-4chan elements
  5. No watermarks of any kind (iFunny, 9GAG, etc.)
  6. Multi-part greentexts must be posted as imgur albums or single screenshots
  7. Allowed image hosting sites: Imgur and Reddit

Writing the punchline in the post title is a bannable offense and you will not be given a second chance. Come up with an original goddamn title.

"Repost" comments are not allowed unless you provide a link to the original post with it.

We reserve the right to make you look like an idiot if you post something that makes you look like an idiot.

/r/greentext

1,404,194 Subscribers

199

Palling IP

27 Comments
2024/12/02
20:18 UTC

43

Anon will be homeless

6 Comments
2024/12/02
19:54 UTC

36

Agent Of Chaos

2 Comments
2024/12/02
19:04 UTC

1,773

Anon is impressed

106 Comments
2024/12/02
18:31 UTC

56

Aunt dying but Anon prioritize sleeping

7 Comments
2024/12/02
16:02 UTC

945

OP watched Pirates of the Carribean with his mom

25 Comments
2024/12/02
15:28 UTC

4,548

Anon remembers the old internet

96 Comments
2024/12/02
15:24 UTC

600

Anon breaks the system

22 Comments
2024/12/02
13:57 UTC

2,361

How to use social media

133 Comments
2024/12/02
13:53 UTC

929

The black man of steal

24 Comments
2024/12/02
13:11 UTC

1,303

anon likes chubby women

158 Comments
2024/12/02
12:51 UTC

5,463

Anon celebrates Christmas

26 Comments
2024/12/02
08:58 UTC

115

Anon sleeps through catastrophe

1 Comment
2024/12/02
02:11 UTC

1,489

Aunt Frieda

51 Comments
2024/12/02
01:17 UTC

541

Staying Close

47 Comments
2024/12/01
19:39 UTC

709

And that's how I met your mother... oh nevermind

7 Comments
2024/12/01
17:30 UTC

777

Anon gets dumped

56 Comments
2024/12/01
16:48 UTC

0

One of my favourite 2.0 features.

6 Comments
2024/12/01
16:11 UTC

11,301

Unkindest Cut

316 Comments
2024/12/01
15:29 UTC

1,568

Life hack I found from bro

12 Comments
2024/12/01
15:24 UTC

3,467

Anon cooks food for his family

35 Comments
2024/12/01
14:05 UTC

8,969

Why'd they do him like this?

125 Comments
2024/12/01
10:10 UTC

4,708

Anon saw Angry Birds

37 Comments
2024/12/01
09:26 UTC

145

Anon isnt thankful

20 Comments
2024/11/30
23:02 UTC

53

Australian Public Television Versus Joe Rogan

25 Comments
2024/11/30
22:08 UTC

617

Body autonomy and the state

96 Comments
2024/11/30
20:31 UTC

1,159

Better Recall Saul

73 Comments
2024/11/30
20:13 UTC

2,588

Housing Haven

19 Comments
2024/11/30
19:59 UTC

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