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The realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan.

Welcome to the realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from the internet. If you want to go outside the greentext boundaries, /r/4chan would be happy to have you.

Posting Rules

  1. Only use direct links
  2. If the screencap contains NSFW images, mark it as NSFW
  3. Only screencaps of greentext stories straight from 4chan
  4. Screencaps must not show the web browser or any other non-4chan elements
  5. No watermarks of any kind (iFunny, 9GAG, etc.)
  6. Multi-part greentexts must be posted as imgur albums or single screenshots
  7. Allowed image hosting sites: Imgur and Reddit

Writing the punchline in the post title is a bannable offense and you will not be given a second chance. Come up with an original goddamn title.

"Repost" comments are not allowed unless you provide a link to the original post with it.

We reserve the right to make you look like an idiot if you post something that makes you look like an idiot.

/r/greentext

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8

Plastic life

2 Comments
2024/04/28
18:54 UTC

131

Anons deepest secret

10 Comments
2024/04/28
17:13 UTC

1,133

Anon makes a sharp observation

64 Comments
2024/04/28
15:50 UTC

409

Anon loves armpits a little too much

18 Comments
2024/04/28
14:58 UTC

550

Redditor goes to 4chan

15 Comments
2024/04/28
14:36 UTC

65

Anon's first time

8 Comments
2024/04/28
14:27 UTC

22

Anon believes Buddhism would save the West

9 Comments
2024/04/28
13:20 UTC

7,004

Nah, I'd win

169 Comments
2024/04/28
13:10 UTC

1,139

And she was a good friend

24 Comments
2024/04/28
09:59 UTC

2,790

Anon has a retarded arguement

110 Comments
2024/04/28
09:16 UTC

324

Anon needs help with his gas mask

20 Comments
2024/04/28
08:15 UTC

2,871

Thank you sarr

199 Comments
2024/04/28
07:10 UTC

611

*plays Helldivers 2 for 1 second*

22 Comments
2024/04/28
05:32 UTC

866

Anon wanted to live American Dream

135 Comments
2024/04/28
05:07 UTC

118

Anon worries for doomers

10 Comments
2024/04/28
02:32 UTC

412

Anon is enlightened

24 Comments
2024/04/28
02:16 UTC

1,564

Anon doesn't like cartoons

147 Comments
2024/04/28
01:02 UTC

3,703

Anon asks the real question

77 Comments
2024/04/27
23:19 UTC

321

My satisfaction

25 Comments
2024/04/27
21:44 UTC

8,631

Anon has a BBQ

111 Comments
2024/04/27
21:30 UTC

2,046

A fate worse than death

16 Comments
2024/04/27
21:18 UTC

0

Not sure what to title this one

11 Comments
2024/04/27
18:36 UTC

2,864

Anon’s strange fantasy

53 Comments
2024/04/27
17:59 UTC

2,019

Anon on Tinder

104 Comments
2024/04/27
16:01 UTC

1,171

A Lot’s Gonna Change

14 Comments
2024/04/27
14:38 UTC

875

Anon Tries to sell his house on 4chan

31 Comments
2024/04/27
13:52 UTC

7,587

I can stop any time tho

227 Comments
2024/04/27
12:37 UTC

4,559

Anon loves his grandpa

52 Comments
2024/04/27
12:26 UTC

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