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The realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan. Now 100% less blue!

Welcome to the realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from the internet. If you want to go outside the greentext boundaries, /r/4chan would be happy to have you.

Posting Rules

  1. Only use direct links
  2. If the screencap contains NSFW images, mark it as NSFW
  3. Only screencaps of greentext stories straight from 4chan
  4. Screencaps must not show the web browser or any other non-4chan elements
  5. No watermarks of any kind (iFunny, 9GAG, etc.)
  6. Multi-part greentexts must be posted as imgur albums or single screenshots
  7. Allowed image hosting sites: Imgur and Reddit

Writing the punchline in the post title is a bannable offense and you will not be given a second chance. Come up with an original goddamn title.

"Repost" comments are not allowed unless you provide a link to the original post with it.

We reserve the right to make you look like an idiot if you post something that makes you look like an idiot.

/r/greentext

1,403,093 Subscribers

141

Anon on The Daily Wire

42 Comments
2025/02/02
18:18 UTC

3,119

Math on Meth

147 Comments
2025/02/02
18:12 UTC

1,043

Sin is in 10

72 Comments
2025/02/02
18:05 UTC

287

Anon's joke

52 Comments
2025/02/02
15:57 UTC

6,698

The anon who leapt through time

107 Comments
2025/02/02
06:04 UTC

6,815

Anon wants his processed pork with liquid smoke

89 Comments
2025/02/01
23:32 UTC

5,081

Plane Wreck

163 Comments
2025/02/01
23:02 UTC

1,383

Are you tired of ‘winning’ yet

115 Comments
2025/02/01
21:43 UTC

11,448

Edgar anon poe

109 Comments
2025/02/01
18:14 UTC

471

Hmm.......

48 Comments
2025/02/01
12:40 UTC

933

Anon shares a funny story

41 Comments
2025/02/01
10:22 UTC

2,806

The chad Angelus

70 Comments
2025/02/01
08:35 UTC

265

Anon Hates Magic

36 Comments
2025/02/01
03:13 UTC

106

Anon sues a dating site

26 Comments
2025/02/01
01:54 UTC

3,130

Hipster Humor

26 Comments
2025/01/31
22:56 UTC

5,458

Sovereignty

86 Comments
2025/01/31
21:36 UTC

3,918

El farto, or LA farta?

44 Comments
2025/01/31
18:26 UTC

113

Dumbledore asked calmly

20 Comments
2025/01/31
17:28 UTC

7,766

Anon dislikes Pirate Software

401 Comments
2025/01/31
17:18 UTC

1,813

Anon is inspiring

84 Comments
2025/01/31
17:17 UTC

336

r/greentext in 2036

19 Comments
2025/01/31
16:39 UTC

70

Anon plays with his brother

15 Comments
2025/01/31
16:19 UTC

9,469

Charged drink

158 Comments
2025/01/31
15:36 UTC

1,139

Japan vs United States: Culture War

60 Comments
2025/01/31
12:54 UTC

204

Anon Likes Character Tropes

25 Comments
2025/01/31
11:12 UTC

9,359

Anon got tired

153 Comments
2025/01/31
09:48 UTC

3,552

A decade later, Anon still lives in his parents' basement

26 Comments
2025/01/31
08:09 UTC

990

RPG plotlines

55 Comments
2025/01/31
04:05 UTC

220

Anon on Capitol Punishment

64 Comments
2025/01/30
23:53 UTC

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