I'm in love with The Bodyguard. I can't stop thinking about her. Every single day. Every single hour, every single minute down to the second, she is always on my mind. The Bodyguard, (or, Ninja Girl if you prefer) who only has one line of dialog and two appearances in the entire series, I made up a name for her, a birthday, eye color, and favorite food all just from these two appearances which mention nothing of such, I don't care if she dated The Son or whatever, I'm in love with her, I keep failing classes cause all I can think of is The Bodyguard, I can't focus on tests, nor exams. All of my time is spent thinking about her, drawing her, writing about her, everything is about her. I feel as if no other person can achieve the level of simp I have for this woman. If there is a God, I know he is cruel and I am no more than his pathetic jester, proclaiming my love for this fictional woman to the void.

I had a dream last night, where i was playing apocalypse, but instead of son, there was kanye west, and instead of pils, there were bottles of galaxy gas

https://reddit.com/link/1fpiuj2/video/3hlqvmxll1rd1/player

Is grip getting me or am i the one getting grip?