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Holy moly

I just want to get it off my chest, because I’m sick and bored, but here’s my top 3 things that I just don’t really like regarding the fanbase

3: AWWW 2-D IS SUCH AN INNOCENT LIL SMOL BEAN UwU Like NOOO, he’s 46 years old (literally older than my own parents), he’s like 6ft 3in, a freaky pervert (no Diddy!), he knocked up like 6 women, always late for the child support payments, and he was addicted to painkillers! Yes he may look like he’s 19-23, yes he’s super skinny, and yes he has a sensitive/sweet/nice side, but hell no he ain’t “innocent smol lil bean”!

2: speaking of 2D again, I say this as an LGBT woman myself, Y’all gotta stop with the “2D is sooo headcannon “transmasc”, “he/they”, “FTM”, or even “MTF” coded! Like have some of y’all even kept up with the lore? You would know quickly he’s not a transman, he’s clearly not non-binary, nor does he have any plans to transition into a women. The FTM theory doesn’t even hold up especially when you consider he got 6 WOMEN PREGNANT! If 2D was trans, it would’ve been implied from the beginning since phase 1. For example, IF he was a FTM, it would probably be implied by “Ik there’s no pics of me from when I was a kid, I was so camera shy, and any pics got lost”, “oh, that was my twin sister, Samatha… she died when I was like 18”, Murdoc being Murdoc, he would def find out 2-D secret, but instead of outting him to the group explicitly (given Murdoc is a confirmed to be Bi/Pan, I’m sure he would have a soft spot for LGBT issues), it would be the politically incorrect joke that wouldn’t fly today but totally would be okay in the early 2000s, of when Murdoc plans to hit 2-D, Murdoc would be like “Damn it, I can’t hit you this time” kinda thing ect… or for the MTF theory, as a politically incorrect joke, Murdoc would be like “at least I can still slap you, you dumb slag” opposed to explicitly outting 2D, Damon would’ve hired an androgynous sounding voice actor for 2D, and she wouldve claimed that “Stuart was my fraternal twin brother that passed away”, ect… but since there’s no implication of this + the lore literally contracted the theory = no 2D is not headcannon trans! Again, as a bisexual woman, I genuinely find forcing representation that’s genuinely not there to actaully be the most annoying thing ever tbh!

1: THE WORST THING OUT OF THE FANBASE that I legit CANT STAND! Anyone who DARES TO SHIP NOODLE with the other band members 🤮 Like first of all, Murdoc, 2-D, and Russel ADOPTED HER! They’re brother/father/uncle figures to her, NOT LOVERS! + even though Noodle is in her 30s now and it’s just a cartoon, for her to be shipped with the other members would be a portrayal of a super illegal act, known as GROOMING! I swear anyone that ships noodle with the other band members needs to have their computers searched because WHY!? 🤢 While I also HATE 2-Doc ships, at least that one FEELS MORE LEGAL than any Noodle ships that just FEEL SUPER ILLEGAL! Ik it’s a cartoon but still 😬

And that’s my 3 isssues regarding the fanbase!

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