/r/gonewanton
Ladies of the past cavorting themselves in a most dubious manner
Be on thy guard of any unusual private communiques enclosing a desire to share "private" photos with you from unknown or new suitors. It could be a virus or the syphilis!
For courting, strumpetry, cavorting, Greco-Roman wrestling bouts, and sexual brannigans please go to Oxfordshire Park.
0) Report any comments or threads you find unsavory. Constables will check the reported queue as often as humanly possible. Should you come across voyeurs being mean spirited (routinely), comments, or people shouting thy personal info at the public square (names, address of post, etc.) report it immediately and do your God-given duty!
1) Be respectful. Don't insult the ones brave enough to proffer lithographs / videograms. If you don't want to see the male tallywhacker then don't open the ones with the [gentleman] tag... it'll likely be tallywhackers.
2) Don't make blatantly 'creepy' or 'Jack the Ripper' comments. Don't be a common harlot / strumpet. No one likes it and it's just not as enjoyable as being part of the GW box social.
3) The man who delivers these engravings by horseback sometimes mistakenly nabs perfectly genuine non-counterfeit works. If you think a submission of yours or someone else has been "banished" then please contact the Lord of your township.
4) Please add a [gentleman] or [lady] tag in the title of your submission(s). Feel free to be creative and play with this tag. An empty titular diagram or simply a mark of question are also admissible, with the understanding that if someone inquires within they don't mind a surprising outcome!
5) GW constables don't moderate conversations. Sorry, can't help with inaudible questions. Feel free to contact us about anything else.
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Life cannot be all debaucheries nor can it be all work! It's spring, Ladies and Gentlemen, perfect time to say yes to sport. Look at this young lady dutifully doing her calisthenics in the morn! That is just the kind of form one would dearly like to possess and thoroughly enjoy.
15:04 UTC
Fresh from the meeting of the Liberated Ladies' Literary Club! The subject was 'The Lady, or the Tiger?' by Frank R. Stockton. The following conclusion has been achieved through most vigorous experimentation: there's no sense in choosing, for the correct answer is obviously BOTH, as pictured below:
12:39 UTC
Dear ladies, there are few choices as important as your choice of a lady's maid! Speaking from experience, I advise you to test all candidates most thoroughly for such virtues as cleanliness, honesty, comeliness and willingness to get very personal with your personal care.
12:25 UTC
Madames et Monsieurs, I have been censured over my last missive. I may have been hoodwinked by a charlatan offering images made by the Devil's own hand. To make amends I shall insist on only the finest mosaics from antiquity
13:03 UTC
Sir, I am reliably informed of a new Piano Mistress who it seems can obtain remarkable results in a very short time.
14:45 UTC
Sir, after a long day admonishing my staff, I retire to my library with a glass of port. There is much to be learned from old documents. I spend an enjoyable hour of study.
08:34 UTC
The Hon Sec will deal with any infirngements of the Club Rules
11:52 UTC
The Secretary of the Club will be holding an event to welcome new members
11:46 UTC
It was just gone three and Stella, the housekeeper to Lord Roggering, is a stickler for tradition: everything stops for tea.
16:16 UTC
Sirs et Madames, A very warm welcome to all new members of our fine club - 255 of you joined this past evening, a numeric value which got Mr Babbage most excited. My secretary is busy preparing membership cards for all, please to be a little patient. Welcome, all!
07:21 UTC
Dear Sirs and Madames, I must caution you to take utmost care during your Egyptian travels. Misunderstandings abound! As a cautionary tale I present the sight that awaited me when I requested from our guide to see a mummy unwrapped.
17:17 UTC
Sir, Encouraged by other members of this esteemed club I have obtained a brochure from Mssrs Thos Cook and Sons. The 'Nile Voyage' offers a paddle steamer cruise to Luxor and Aswan. I enclose details of the First Class Smoking Lounge.
11:39 UTC
Sir, By post I do receive a picture card from Gussy Herbert, currently employed on government business in the Empire. "The local ladies dress as depicted herein!" he declares. I raise the idea of a trip to Egypt with Lady B___, but she reminds me of her aversion to sand. I retire to my study.
22:14 UTC
Sir, If I may briefly intrude into your personal persusings, I can most highly recommend Ealonor's Maids of Barnet, who did this past week provide me with one of the most hard-working and versatile maids that I have employed for some given time.
00:11 UTC
Sir, A few slates have been dislodged from the roof of my servants quarters, I instruct them to be vigilant for any ingress of rain water.
18:40 UTC
Dear Hubby, the ladies club has had a new debate erupting regarding equestrian style. Given our nudity compromise, we’re debating the merits of topless and bottomless riding!
I of course, see topless riding (or fully nude, as Lady Godiva did before) as the most natural, but Trudy Spence has insisted on the merits of bottomless riding, allowing one’s hairs neath the waist to enjoy the breeze, but not let one’s bosom bounce about. Attached is a picture of her ridiculous idea. You agree with my topless and nude style, don’t you?
12:54 UTC
Sir, that blaggard greengrocer do visit , hawking his marrows, cucumbers and carrots. I instruct my staff not to fall for his salesman's charm. Cook tells me that she has her own special method for determining the quality of such goods. I defer to her expertise in this area.
02:01 UTC
Sir, Daisy, my new maid, does exclaim that she is most tired and exhausted from her work. Fearing her imminent collapse, I sit her down upon a nearby table to rest. I sit opposite her for a good thirty minutes or more, to ensure that she is fully recovered.
12:52 UTC
Sir, Some progressives state that staff should have regular time-off each week. Well, I have been doing this for some little time now. Every week, I insist that my maids get time to enjoy themselves. I do even offer encouragement from my armchair. Their gasps of joy gladden my heart.
22:33 UTC
Dear Hubby, our acrobatic practices have had a humorous side effect - the ladies of my club have sought to imitate them! See here my bosom friend Louise, who’s between a dog and a swinging place!
All the ladies have spend more time falling on their bottoms then swinging properly! I must confess it’s been quite the amusement of late.
03:51 UTC
A telegram from Gussy Herbert, on an expedition for the Empire Museum. "Have found much of great scholarly interest! Shall bring something back for you!". I do hope he forgets this promise. Previously, Gussy has brought back a Mummy's foot (left) and The Clap. I desire neither.
18:11 UTC
Sir, a Picture Postcard arrives from Gussy Herbert. He is working as part of a trade envoy in France. He notes that "the clothing styles as worn by the Ladies of Paris are most notable". I do indeed note them, and hope that Gussy's work brings closer ties with Europe and it's fashions.
19:58 UTC
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12:25 UTC
Sir, Lord Bumford's chaufeur is a most impertenent and insolent fellow. I hear he was asking the maid for help with his starting handle.
17:24 UTC
Sir, The lack of education amongst the lower orders is lamentable. I have decided to permit the more promising servants to improve themselves whilst attending to their chores.
17:18 UTC
Sir, following an embarrassing evening with Lord Napier, whereupon my ignorance of mathematics was much exposed, I have sought to further my scholarly knowledge. I may admit initial uncertainty, but with assistance from my servants I quickly learnt and understood the Pythagorean theorem.
11:55 UTC
Welcome to new subscribers - over 1000 of you! / Why not peruse the archives / Please report anything untoward to our butler
If it pleases you to read this occasional communique,
Well over 1,000 new members arrived at our doors this week past, which has kept our staff unusually busy. It is pleasing to see them working hard and not idling, as is their wont.
All are welcome to read and to post. If you have photolithographs of your staff in a state of undress, there are many here who like to see such. (Both Female and Male, if truth be told - we are a progressive club and all are welcome)
For new and old members of our club alike, why not peruse some of the older posts - they go back for many years. I do find there can be nothing better than to spend an evening by the fire with a glass of port, casually reviewing old presentations from members past and present.
If while strolling these hallowed halls, if you are to discover something untoward, please do report it to the butler. I have arranged a system of pullcords and bells to permit this with great ease.
To use this system, press the "report" button (in some rooms this may be concealed behind a panel marked with three dots, thus : ... ) . You should then choose the button marked "Breaks r/gonewanton rules" .
You then have three reasons that you may report an item to the butler.
- Please Have Some Decorum
For reporting heated language or unpleasantness.
- Tawdry Urchin
For reporting the distribution of promotional material, handbills and the like that are sometime scattered around our club by tawdry urchins
- This Photolithograph can no longer be viewed
Much of our older presentations were housed at the telegraph company in Imgur lane. Following a fire at their premises, many have been destroyed. You can report such damaged posts with this option.
Thank you for your continued participation in our club
Lord B_____
11:39 UTC
Sir, if it pleases you to peruse this promotional material which is of notable interest to onanists
23:59 UTC
Sir, For the amusement of new and old patrons alike, I would like to share an unusual illustrated publication from my private Library.
23:50 UTC
Dear Henny, it was delightful to see you and cousin Fanny at home. Fanny’s skill in fan dancing and your…directing skills with a crop. It was enthralling to see the two of you together, and I can hardly wait to spend all weekend with you again!
23:23 UTC