This is clack and clack, the tappit brothers, and you're listing to car talk, the only show where you can get two out of three of the stooges to give you car advice. Here's our first caller:

"Hi, I'm mellissa from walla walla"

Is that washington?

"That's right. So I have a 2002 hyundai elantra, and when I warm it up in the morning, it makes this intermittent hissing sound. It runs fine"

Have checked under the hood for snakes?

"afraid not"

Can you make the sounds for us?

"sksksksksksksk"

You've either got a very unhappy snake under there, or the moisture from the morning dew is making your belts slip ever so slightly.

is NOT the same as "I don't intend to."

"Give me your address."

"No, I'm not trying to get kidnapped."

They're records---or albums, if there's more than one song per side.

They're not "vinyls." You don't have a collection of vinyls. You're not looking for your dad's old favorite vinyl for his birthday. Don't ask me "What vinyl is this?"

I had to explain what a busy signal is. Employee was coding calls as ‘busy’ when respondents told him “I’m busy right now” & the system was calling them back in 10 minutes. Those calls should’ve been coded as callbacks for another day.

What the hell do they think it means? It's an abbreviation of "psych you out." Do they think it's a reference to Mike's sister Sike, who likes to fuck with people psychologically?

And then they have the balls to argue otherwise. Fuckin kids. Learn to spell and get off my god damn lawn.

Or at the very least stop crapping everywhere!

The conversion of reddit to 4chan/8chan continues apace.. unsubbing from unpopularopinion wasn't enough, I've had to pull out from the D&D subs, all the 'AskA_X_' subs, TrueOffMyChest, and even the various Star Trek subs.. those darn kids pumping memes out like a firehose and spamming dumb jokes like it's summer and they're bored.

Struggling to find participants past their 20s for my academic study.

I am working on a research project as part of my MSc in psychology programme. Would you be interested in filling out two short online questionnaires: one that asks about thoughts & feelings and another that asks the question “Who am I?”

https://blss.eu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_2tUehGRh2MCHRNr

Thanks so much,

Janelle Kolas

Well I woke up at 6am ("allways be ready for an early start" hahahaha) and made my way from my trailer to that f250 I bought with my pension money.

I got to the hunters Ed course I've taught for 10 years (I do it for free) and noticed a wiry, shifty, long haired creature off to the side.

He looked surly and unhappy to be complying with the hunting licence requirements of the great state of Idaho (I'm from the Owyhees of course, best place in God's Country).

But I took this young man as a challenge. Clearly nobody had reached out to this forgotten Millennial before, but I was definitely going to ignite a passion for the legal taking of game within him.

Jared was his name. I called him Jay Jay because I love to play funny little pranks like that.

As the class wore on, I tried with all my best jokes and puns to make him laugh, but nothing happened. I was gonna educate this young son of a gun.

Try as I mite, nothing would get him excited about my old wives tales and indispensable advice. I admitted defeat and gave him his certificate.

Millennials, they are a mystery to me.

The "Get Off My Lawn" columnist brings us another chapter in Dallas dealings.

Have just unleashed a torrent of telling-off on the little scrote next door. It's like no-one ever bothers to discipline him. Long story short, I told him I'd kick the ball back in my own time.