/r/Gecko45

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Why must I repeat myself, I am not Todd, I am a security officer, and I need some questions answered about my choice of on duty weapon. Why must you persist in saying that I am Todd? I am a professional, with a serious job, and when I need answers about the equipment I trust my life to, I go to the source.

Read about our mission at: https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Mall security is not a joke. We are not impostors, or teenage kid, we are the heros in the shadows, the unsung law enforcement officers who do a very important job-saving the lives and protecting the safety of mall shoppers. When criminals who would like to try a massacre like in Columbine see us RTFer's they will either cower in fear, as all of you here would I am sure, or they will get more weapons to shoot at us with. I will be well armed, and well defended, but not if I listen to you, I can tell that all of you think mall security is a joke, but you would not think so if you were in my mall when the shooting started you would be thanking me for saving your life. Have some respect for all of us who risk our lives daily so that ignorant people like you can shop in peace.

NORMIES FUCK OFF!

/r/Gecko45

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Spring tails or mites??

Hello, I can't tell what these are. I'm getting panicked as these first appeared in my baby leopard geckos cage. I thoughts they could be mites so I've already cleaned out my baby leos cage, bleached everything in it and baked the crap out of his soil/sand/rock mixture on 250°C for 30 minutes... but they've then appeared in my 19yr old Leo's cage too...

Are these the clean up crew or the deadly hitch hikers?

7 Comments
2024/06/10
14:05 UTC

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Spring tails or mites??

Hello, I can't tell what these are. I'm getting panicked as these first appeared in my baby leopard geckos cage. I thoughts they could be mites so I've already cleaned out my baby leos cage, bleached everything in it and baked the crap out of his soil/sand/rock mixture on 250°C for 30 minutes... but they've then appeared in my 19yr old Leo's cage too...

Are these the clean up crew or the deadly hitch hikers?

1 Comment
2024/06/10
13:48 UTC

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Long live gecko45

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2024/04/15
00:25 UTC

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A true patriot who recognizes why mallsec is so critical

1 Comment
2024/01/22
14:06 UTC

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Lawsuit over the mall cops duty to protect American Eagle

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2023/09/13
21:34 UTC

29

You've tried the best. Now try us!

2 Comments
2023/03/26
22:03 UTC

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Does a standard issue baby cover the vital areas? Would they need to be duct taped in place if they started to squirm?

1 Comment
2022/10/14
18:20 UTC

4

geck45's got nothing on the Cowboy Boys - babies as body armor

0 Comments
2022/05/21
17:03 UTC

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blessed guard

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2022/03/29
12:51 UTC

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Ballistic shield for approaching people in cars in the mall parking lot middle of the night.

9 Comments
2022/02/22
14:07 UTC

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IMPROVISE. ADAPT. OVERCOME.

1 Comment
2022/02/02
07:35 UTC

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Sitrep time! What are you security operators seeing at your local malls this Christmas season?

Thank god management approved those two pallets of 10mm in 2019 though, we've been able to maintain our optempo and training standards with that extra materiel.

My local mall team has been having a nightmare of a time keeping track of the gangs and terries this year. The face tracking software still doesn't work well with masks and the increased 5G interference from the vaccinated is messing with our secure comms.

On the plus side for the masks - we had special armored plates sewn into our teams masks. We've reduced the number of wounded team members from face shots to almost nothing.

1 Comment
2021/12/22
18:16 UTC

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Negligent Discharges are Natural - Crossposting training advice from a real hard mall oper8er

4 Comments
2021/12/20
20:25 UTC

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A security guard from one of the bars at my university this weekend…

11 Comments
2021/11/15
18:27 UTC

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You call it wasting money at strip clubs, I call it supportng single mothers....

0 Comments
2021/02/21
01:46 UTC

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Where can I get a really small plate carrier? He has a ducktape allergy

3 Comments
2021/02/20
19:03 UTC

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I am here to chew bubble gum and take back my Sub, and I am all out of bubblegum!

24 Comments
2021/02/19
23:17 UTC

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What are modern metal combat helmets made out of?

I'm wondering what metals and grades combat helmets are made of.

An example would be a MASKA-1 helmet with titanium face shield. What grade of titanium is the face sheild and helmet made of?

5 Comments
2021/01/18
05:14 UTC

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Fellow security specialist, though made for body guards, has anyone used Fight Milk? I consider mall security in the same profession as body guards, just in a bigger scale, so I’d think I’d have real good results with it

0 Comments
2020/09/30
00:34 UTC

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Rate my new set up. In these turbulent times, you never know

13 Comments
2020/09/29
19:39 UTC

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National Parrot Defense Team leaves a man behind!

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2020/09/24
13:25 UTC

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FORMER MODS OF /R/GECKO45 MIA. PRESUMED KIA. RIP BORTHERS

Comms failed. The redditrequest process had to be followed. Those fine people....those fine... oh god I promised I wouldn't cry.... posted some of the greatest honors to our profession.

We will be adding memorial statues to the former mods on the carousel in Fun Land Game Time. The extra token to ride will be donated to the Mall Widows and Orphans fund.

Should they return from Extra Secret operations I'll hand the keys to the golf cart over.

6 Comments
2020/09/18
22:00 UTC

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/R/GECKO45 HAS BEEN RECOVERED FROM TERRIES. NEED ASSIST TO GET SITUATION 5X5

WE SHOT OUT THE RIFLING ON OUR BAR-STO BARRELS. WE NEED AN AIRDROP OF .357 SIG TO COMPLETE THIS MISSION. SEND MORALE BOOSTING PICTURES OF REAL MALL OPERATORS.

7 Comments
2020/09/18
13:13 UTC

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