/r/Gecko45
Why must I repeat myself, I am not Todd, I am a security officer, and I need some questions answered about my choice of on duty weapon. Why must you persist in saying that I am Todd? I am a professional, with a serious job, and when I need answers about the equipment I trust my life to, I go to the source.
Read about our mission at: https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Mall security is not a joke. We are not impostors, or teenage kid, we are the heros in the shadows, the unsung law enforcement officers who do a very important job-saving the lives and protecting the safety of mall shoppers. When criminals who would like to try a massacre like in Columbine see us RTFer's they will either cower in fear, as all of you here would I am sure, or they will get more weapons to shoot at us with. I will be well armed, and well defended, but not if I listen to you, I can tell that all of you think mall security is a joke, but you would not think so if you were in my mall when the shooting started you would be thanking me for saving your life. Have some respect for all of us who risk our lives daily so that ignorant people like you can shop in peace.
NORMIES FUCK OFF!
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This is one well equipped oper8er
11:33 UTC
Welcome to r/MediHouseGeckos
16:10 UTC
Long live gecko45
00:25 UTC
A true patriot who recognizes why mallsec is so critical
14:06 UTC
Lawsuit over the mall cops duty to protect American Eagle
The patrolmen of this mall would disgust Gecko45
21:34 UTC
You've tried the best. Now try us!
22:03 UTC
Does a standard issue baby cover the vital areas? Would they need to be duct taped in place if they started to squirm?
18:20 UTC
geck45's got nothing on the Cowboy Boys - babies as body armor
17:03 UTC
blessed guard
12:51 UTC
Ballistic shield for approaching people in cars in the mall parking lot middle of the night.
14:07 UTC
IMPROVISE. ADAPT. OVERCOME.
07:35 UTC
Sitrep time! What are you security operators seeing at your local malls this Christmas season?
Thank god management approved those two pallets of 10mm in 2019 though, we've been able to maintain our optempo and training standards with that extra materiel.
My local mall team has been having a nightmare of a time keeping track of the gangs and terries this year. The face tracking software still doesn't work well with masks and the increased 5G interference from the vaccinated is messing with our secure comms.
On the plus side for the masks - we had special armored plates sewn into our teams masks. We've reduced the number of wounded team members from face shots to almost nothing.
18:16 UTC
Negligent Discharges are Natural - Crossposting training advice from a real hard mall oper8er
20:25 UTC
A security guard from one of the bars at my university this weekend…
18:27 UTC
You call it wasting money at strip clubs, I call it supportng single mothers....
01:46 UTC
Where can I get a really small plate carrier? He has a ducktape allergy
19:03 UTC
I am here to chew bubble gum and take back my Sub, and I am all out of bubblegum!
23:17 UTC
What are modern metal combat helmets made out of?
I'm wondering what metals and grades combat helmets are made of.
An example would be a MASKA-1 helmet with titanium face shield. What grade of titanium is the face sheild and helmet made of?
05:14 UTC
Fellow security specialist, though made for body guards, has anyone used Fight Milk? I consider mall security in the same profession as body guards, just in a bigger scale, so I’d think I’d have real good results with it
00:34 UTC
Rate my new set up. In these turbulent times, you never know
19:39 UTC
National Parrot Defense Team leaves a man behind!
13:25 UTC
FORMER MODS OF /R/GECKO45 MIA. PRESUMED KIA. RIP BORTHERS
Comms failed. The redditrequest process had to be followed. Those fine people....those fine... oh god I promised I wouldn't cry.... posted some of the greatest honors to our profession.
We will be adding memorial statues to the former mods on the carousel in Fun Land Game Time. The extra token to ride will be donated to the Mall Widows and Orphans fund.
Should they return from Extra Secret operations I'll hand the keys to the golf cart over.
22:00 UTC