/r/fundiejerk

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A place for fundies to discuss the glory of God.

Pick a religious extreme and make fun of everyone else's beliefs

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/r/fundiejerk

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Y'all need trump

He's going to make the country anti Islam like the good religious man he is

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2016/12/27
23:28 UTC

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mfw when I'm worshiping satan

lel

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2016/03/20
03:12 UTC

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Teh ciekljirk is reel

0 Comments
2015/08/28
12:37 UTC

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Lets ressurect this sub-reddit!

Praise be to the LORD Jesus Almighty H Christ!

Uplazarus away!

0 Comments
2015/08/22
17:02 UTC

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Pope Francisco pls

6 Comments
2013/03/13
19:20 UTC

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To Atheist extremists:

Atheist extremists fail just as bad as christian extremists. Stop using the internet to try to change my mind about GOD. I believe in god that doesn't make me stupid or a bible humper it makes you a fag for trying to indoctrinate me and millions of others.Yeah I believe in god but I also believe in freedom to do what I want and think how I want without discrimination.Besides everyone knows that a little Christianity kicks ass,because us Christians have Christmas, the best fucking holiday ever.And if your and atheist and you celebrate Christmas then your a fucking hypocrite!So no present for you!

1 Comment
2012/12/28
08:02 UTC

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Just a story about a university class.

An atheist liberal pacifist democrat evolutionist muslim feminist socialist gay jew communist catholic unionist abortionist professor (and a member of the ACLU and NAACP) was bitching at a college class and she told the class that she was a strong independent menstruating womyn and she was going to prove that there is no GOD (peace be upon him). She screamed, “GAWD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you 15 human minutes, and I’m glad all those people died on 9/11! Also all men are rapists and I have abortions for fun.”

Ten earthling minutes went by. She kept taunting God (peace be upon him), saying, “Here I am, GAWD, if that is your real name. I’m still waiting. Is my strong, powerful, and financially independent vagina too much for your patriarchy? You stupid man!”

She got down to the last couple of minutes and a brave, patriotic, pro-life marine just returned from the War of Independence and honorably discharged and newly registered in every class backflipped up to the professor, hit her full force in the face with a spinning flying drop kick (with metal as fuck jet-boots on), and sent her flying from her platform through two panes of glass, two twin towers, a pile of cans, a young mother pushing a baby carriage, a nun and a pile of boxes. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken, with three broken legs, two broken arms, a broken jaw, a broken skull, 12 broken ribs, internal bleeding and a missing spine. She bitched, “What’s the matter with you? Why did you do that? Are you afraid of a strong beautiful negro womyn? You stupid Christian, I only worship my vagina!”

That marine replied, “GOD (peace be upon him) was busy watching over MY buddies engaged in combat in the coke wars (Never forget). So… he… sent… ME!”

The professor cried a single tear and said “I was wrong to want equal rights for homosexuals, women and minorities. Barry Hussain Osama is a Muslim socialist atheist and he hates America. I am now pro-life, pro-guns, and pro-capital punishment”. The professor then burnt her copy of Origin of the Species, shaved her legs, put her bra back on, and started to make the marine a sandwich. “If Trayvon Martin didn’t want to die he should not have been wearing a hoodie!”

“Welcome to the Republican Party” Said the Marine.

The students applauded and all registered with the Republican party that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag (where it shed a single tear).

That professor was Richard Elizabeth Dawkins. That college class was The Beatles. That young mother was Sarah Palin. That nun was Michele Bachmann. That eagle was Ron Paul. That marine’s name? Albert Einstein.

2 Comments
2012/11/16
06:42 UTC

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DAE Jesus?

EDIT: JESUS IS NOT NSFW!!! APOSTATE CENSORS!!!!

1 Comment
2012/07/30
05:47 UTC

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DAE remember when FundieJerk wasn't dead?

2 Comments
2012/07/20
19:17 UTC

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TIL God put us on this earth to consume all resources available on it.

so we can go to heaven in style, just no Jews or blacks they are made of mud and clay so they have no souls

1 Comment
2012/07/19
02:36 UTC

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HEY, MY FUNDIE BUCKAROOS! I THINK I FOUND A NEAT SONG FOR YOU GUYS! [upvote for all caps, it's the christian thing to do!]

1 Comment
2012/07/17
14:05 UTC

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TIL Boobies_Are_Awesome is literally a theist niggercunt.

13 Comments
2012/07/13
14:54 UTC

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