/r/falsepeoplehate
metaljerk's more cynical older brother
false
fôls
noun
those whose musical taste is wrong; incorrect. "the falses should leave the hall" synonyms: poser, vvimp, numetal kid, metalcore fan.
** all stories must start with "one time in the pit i saw a false who" **
SVB RVLES
I. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
II. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
III. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
IV. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
V. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
VI. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
VII. Acknowledge the power of magick if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magick after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
VIII. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
IX. Do not harm little children.
X. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
XI. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
/r/falsepeoplehate
92 Subscribers
S.H.O.U.T - The Witching Hour (Music Video) 2019
12:24 UTC
idk what the fuck this sub is
but it's dead af
03:50 UTC
FOREVER WE RIDE THIS BATTLE WE BRING. FOUR KINGS OF METAL, FOUR METAL KINGS. DEATH TO THE FALSE ONES! DANCE ON A STRING! TILL THE BLOOD ON YOUR SWORD IS THE BLOOD OF A KING
12:42 UTC
one time in the pit i saw a false who did not wear corpse paint...
He didn't even bury his clothes in the dirt and dig them up to get that fresh grave smell. What a fucking false. Get out of the pit falses, and take your non spiked bracers with you.
03:54 UTC
Vser Flairs Added
Some TRVE flairs added for the vsers. Petitions for more flairs is possible.
21:45 UTC
Nobody Subscribe.
01:58 UTC
Solid evidence that The False have an incorrect taste in mvsic
17:15 UTC
A falsch once approached me in college
He complimented me on my maiden shirt, natvrally. He looked as false as one can possibly be. I hesitated to reply so i jvst proceeded drinking shitty fovntain vvater. Then he vttered posevr gas from his movth hole "heyy yu know Kerry king is having din din with black vail brides? That's killer" I simply frovvned at him for at least 6 seconds. He hastily left the hall.
05:14 UTC
one time in the pit i saw a false who
turned out to be /u/Dragovic. I saw him with his beloved Slipknot shirt moshing whilst I watched in horror. Suddenly, a black arrow flew out of nowhere and hit Dragovic in his falsie heart, killing him near instantly.
20:29 UTC
one time in the pit i saw a false who tried to crowdsurf by grabbing my shoulder
I didnt help him. I dont know whats so hard to understand about no mosh no core no fun no trends.
13:10 UTC
one time in the pit i saw a false who didnt know who leviathan was
SO I LEFT HIM SCAR SIGHTED LIKE VARG TO FALSEONYMOUS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
17:49 UTC
Real original, wimpshit.
12:08 UTC
mfw /r/falsepeoplehate exists, but /r/falselogic isn't a thing
08:36 UTC
I hope this sub isn't a joke. I genuinely hate falses
When I was just a little trve as I was coming out of a concert with my parents, a rogue false came out of an alleyway and killed my parents for being true. Ever since that day, I vowed to make the falses pay. I trained day and might in the ways of the trve and now every night, I don my corpse paint to burned and died falses in the streets because I AM THE BATRVE.
06:02 UTC
I'm honestly honored guys. FUCK FALSIES.
Srsly. Love you<3 And fuck falsies<3
04:41 UTC
04:29 UTC
one time in the pit i saw a false who fell down and tried to pick himself back up
U LET SOMEONE ELSE PICK U BACK UP FALSE
ITS THE RULES
04:22 UTC