/r/extomato
Memes and general mockery about ex-tomatoes.
Come to our sub we have discussion and you can voice your opinions* freely without getting repressed *the only opinions allowed or our sub is anti tomatoism , murder fantasies , bootlicking the west's shoes , attacking reverts for their choice and horndog behavior , stepping out of the line will be met with severe repercussions.
This subreddit is for making jokes about ex-tomatoes who seem to behave poorly and irrationally when confronted with Tomatoism.
Rule 1-This sub is not meant to defame all ex-Tomatoes or to belittle truly traumatic experiences, only to ironically point out and make fun of the behavior of some.
Rule 2- When posting use the terms tomato or extomato.
Rule 3- Respect reddiquette.
Rule 4- No brigading.
Rule 5- No debating in r/extomato. You can do that here, https://discord.gg/GxJJ5T2
Satire and recovery.
/r/extomato
When I was an ex Muslim and I would tell Muslims that I left Islam, everyone was like "Oh ok cool".
When I came back to Islam and I told ex Muslims that I'm back to Islam, I was mocked, ridiculed, blocked, they didn't want me to hang out with them anymore.
Turns out Ex Muslims were more zealous than the Muslims in my life.
Boy what’s this tomato stuff can someone explain
Do y'all mock exmuslims or Muslims?
Tomato wasn’t forced on me, it was coerced on me by the fear of ketchup. I always thought my seeds had to be covered by tomato to be truly appreciated. But it was a lie, what fruit I was wasn’t never the problem. It was the degradation that not only tomato chefs and tomato consumers imposed when I removed the tomato.
To freedom, in solidarity with all those who struggle to remove the tomato.
#WorldTomatoDay #NoTomato #FreeFromTomato #ExTomato
So, when I was 3 I began doubting tomatoism, ikr most people start at 6, but I’m not the typical genius with an IQ of 160, I’m better. But I pushed my doubts aside. Then I became 15, I became very spiritual. I ate 5 tomatoes a day. Read the book of Pizza every day. Even studied the Sahih Ketchup. And then my ex tomato showed me some violent verses about what the book of Pizza says potatos and carrots. I was shocked, and then I saw it said to kill Ex Tomatos. My faith has been shaken. So I went to r/extomato and saw an FAQ and how Tomatoism has scientific faults, and then I maybe Sahih Ketchup is fabricated but the Holy Ketchup must be true, but I instantly came to the conclusion that there’s no strong reason to believe anymore. But I kept believing for another year, I started getting older and more mature, I started getting sexual feelings about other plants, and I wanted to eat pork and drink alcohol because it’s so Kool XD 👌. I then went to r/tomatoes and saw nothing but hate there. That was it. I left tomatoism. I can now fully say there’s no such thing as a Tomato. And that our prophet To was just some guy in the dirt making up nonsense. It feels so good to have sex and do bad things now. But I was still closeted, I told my parents, they took me the farm and beat me. So I escaped to America. Now I joined the ex-Tomatoes of North America organization to stop the worldwide oppression of ex tomatoes. I feel like I’m in paradise now, and I feel much smarter because I left my religion without knowing the context around the verses my friend showed because I’m such a smart guy, I blame To for doing things that were socially acceptable in his time because I’m a moral ex tomato. I hope this post gave you fuel to go on for another day of self loathing. Take Beer!
So basically I've been raised a tomato my entire life and a lot of my friends are tomatoes. But I left after a horrific exposure of how backwards and twisted Tomatoism is. I went to my friends house who is a grape. They offered me grape juice, grape jelly, and grape wine, which I drank. My tomato parents figured out and they told me that the other two were "ok", but "grape wine has an ingredient in it that makes it forbidden for us to drink." How backwards is their religion! They are clearly racist and hateful to all grapes. Which obviously makes sense: All tomatoes are hateful. So goodbye Tomatoism. I'm happy to never see you again!
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