/r/ExplainLikeDrBrule

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For your health and to learn ya somethin'

The Brules!

  1. Gotta esplain like Dr Brule

  2. Gimme a minute while I think of more rules.

  3. Don't Be A Dingus!

  4. You have to have 5 of a boats.

  5. So basimcally, be nice.

  6. Have fun.

  7. No marinaras!

6 Another 6?? You trying to Shanghai me???

/r/ExplainLikeDrBrule

1,577 Subscribers

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Fall Chores

Delayin' your fall chores? It's not that hard. Just remember this proem by proet, that old Prufrock hunk, name of Sammy T. Clernges.

One of red leaf, last of a clan
Like to Toad's beef, last in the can

It's good for your chores. Remember, Toad's Horse-beef Stew.

1 Comment
2022/10/23
23:24 UTC

5

Labur Da Soon

Evr wunder why labrum dai is on one day of year?

It makes it specrial! If u lived like hunk everie dai it wood alwais be preaches and crime, ya dope.

Don’t be a drangus. For u hilth.

1 Comment
2022/08/31
00:51 UTC

15

Post Something You Dingus! How come you dinguses don't make any posts in here?

Hey Remember how great this show is? Is there any possibility of new episodes or would John C. Reily never reprise the role again?

9 Comments
2022/08/30
08:59 UTC

14

What's that Briden hunks problem with snack name of poutin?

It's only a dang old tasty snack. Use Toad's Horse gravy it's good for your tum tum.

0 Comments
2022/02/28
18:33 UTC

7

Where are ya turkeys?

5 Comments
2022/02/22
02:54 UTC

17

Why is everyone goin' crazy over a bunch of dang ol' Cyberhunks?

You can't even own five of broats like my cousin, also name of Steve Brule.

2 Comments
2020/12/29
15:48 UTC

18

Sweet berry Wine

Riginal potry:

Sweetberry wine, came from the gods Sweetberry wine, not from the frogs

Sweetberry wine, enjroy for most times Xcept when Doris brings home a hunk He gonna hit you when you climb in their bunk

Sweetberry wine, for the janeys that cause pain Sweetberry wine, to drink Wayne far away

That’s all she rote!

0 Comments
2020/11/28
13:26 UTC

15

What is Crovid 19? When do we wear masks? CheckIt Out!

Why is the Biker Bar that Steve goes not open all night?

Why do I have to wear Mask at Meyer's fine foods?

Time to go to the Marinuh and eat sea food. FOR your Health!

1 Comment
2020/10/30
10:39 UTC

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Once time, I had a dream about requel wights. Where all the drang chrildren hold hands with frowers. Preace for anyone. What crolor is your skrin? I donknow. Shouldn’t matter dingus.

People of every crolor in the hole wirld should be nice. Doesn’t matter ur any race. White, Brack, Rasian, afican ramenican, from the dang Crongo, or even crolor of moon peeple. Ret’s all kiss and makeup. Check please!

2 Comments
2020/08/27
14:27 UTC

8

Can anyone explain to my this sub isn't getting much content? :(

Title :(

13 Comments
2020/06/19
16:18 UTC

16

Write proems for your health.

Crona, crona...

Wish I'd never known ya!

But, uhhh, what is with the dang ol groanin?

Just keep social distrings, ya turkey!

That's a proem. It's for your health!

3 Comments
2020/05/17
01:43 UTC

15

Why's everybody scared about getting a dang cough on account of the Crumbus?

2 Comments
2020/04/02
07:59 UTC

7

How come every preople talking about some dang warmin of glob? I know all that. Just talk about some cold stuff!

0 Comments
2020/02/23
23:52 UTC

9

What's all this talk of a general selection in country name of United Krimpus?

0 Comments
2019/12/14
09:36 UTC

20

What's all this talk of putting a peach on the man name of Don Turnip?

3 Comments
2019/09/25
17:58 UTC

14

I just found his srub last week like a sweet baby boy. Do you hunks want keep this srub groing or not? Who cares?

2 Comments
2019/08/31
07:05 UTC

10

Is Ronnie Rongus and Johngy name of Depgus the same hunk?

1 Comment
2019/08/27
03:25 UTC

13

What's all this dang riff raff about some light switch those Nintengo folks was talking about?

2 Comments
2019/07/11
02:07 UTC

41

Are you hunk turkeys too afraid to prost in here or what?

Gotcha!

Remember, 1 of prost = much of votes. For your kramus!

4 Comments
2019/05/22
21:24 UTC

7

Why does do people find the show offensive?

on r/adultswim someone there hates the show and thinks the show is making fun of a retarded character. So how and why are people offended by the show?

3 Comments
2019/04/18
01:22 UTC

9

What's so good about all these drang ol' hunk grophers strollin around a lawn?

1 Comment
2019/04/12
21:35 UTC

17

What's all this riff raff about some dang ol spider guy? I could be a spider too if I want.

2 Comments
2019/01/16
01:37 UTC

12

I've followed Dr. Brule's Rules for livin on your lonesome, but I'm still depressed. So give me your advrices, ya turkey.

1 Comment
2018/12/01
18:46 UTC

16

Doctor to doctor, what is Thankgriving?

2 Comments
2018/11/22
01:53 UTC

10

Can he heart to heart for a moment?

How do I win the affrection of a pretty girl like my mother Doris Pringle-Brule?

Seems like all those dang ol hunks have taken them away already!

1 Comment
2018/08/17
14:55 UTC

4

What killed the dinosaurs?

4 Comments
2018/08/12
03:13 UTC

8

Why would these hunk footbrall kids wear a tie in a cave?

2 Comments
2018/07/09
22:00 UTC

19

Dr. Brule, what exactly happened with the chemical weapon attacks in Syria?

3 Comments
2018/04/14
00:32 UTC

7

Dear Doctor, how do ask for a promotion?

7 Comments
2018/02/27
05:24 UTC

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Hi Doctor! Big fan of your show. Just wondering, how do you feel about Rock and Roll. Is it dangerous for my kids to listen to?

4 Comments
2018/02/16
05:54 UTC

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