/r/evilboats

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A sub for pictures of evil-looking boats. Similar to /r/evilbuildings.

Evil boats can also be cool looking boats, but darker or more menacing. They can be pirate ships or dingies.

Post pics of evil boats, or villainous boats, or hideous-looking boats. Any boat picture that could conjure up the feeling of uneasiness is welcome.

Some boats might look really neat but have an owner that you feel is evil, these are always welcome.

You can even post futuristic boats with laser canons that could obliterate the world!

Ships and dingies work as well, but we'll reduce our vocabulary to calling them simply a "boat", even though that's not technically accurate, because we can.


All submissions must have:

  • A witty/funny/descriptive/imaginative title (explain why you think it's evil)
  • A quality resolution photo
  • Boat name in title, if a name is available. For example, "Scary boat [Sea Queen]"
  • Additional info is always appreciated but not necessary

The ever expanding evil network:

r/evilbuildings
r/evilrooms
r/evilarchitecture
r/evillandscapes

/r/evilboats

8,093 Subscribers

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Does anyone know the current progress on this building?: Kaohsiung Port Terminal (photo from Wikimedia Commons)

0 Comments
2023/03/24
12:50 UTC

100

So apparently there is a sub for this too, Pictured in Cagliari, Italy

2 Comments
2022/09/28
09:37 UTC

93

Evil House Boat in Amsterdam

3 Comments
2022/05/21
18:31 UTC

84

A submarine aircraft carrier

9 Comments
2022/04/01
09:52 UTC

106

He’s just floating there, menacingly!

5 Comments
2022/03/29
05:33 UTC

60

this gives me james bond villain vibes

2 Comments
2022/03/12
23:28 UTC

132

Russian oligarch Melnichenko’s “Sailing Yacht A” cost $578M and has its own Wikipedia page

15 Comments
2022/03/12
20:35 UTC

117

these things are expensive

5 Comments
2021/11/30
09:03 UTC

94

Have seen this one in Venice yesterday. Anyone ever seen this before?

2 Comments
2021/08/23
11:45 UTC

151

Tilman Fertitta’s 150 million dollar yacht. He bought it after cutting salaries in half during the pandemic. Since then he’s taken away employee meals, hourly employee vacations and stopped matching 401k. Everyone is quitting and he tells CNBC nobody wants to work for him. Beware of LANDRY’S INC

11 Comments
2021/08/03
11:55 UTC

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Angry

2 Comments
2021/06/13
00:39 UTC

102

Sleek

5 Comments
2021/06/04
11:17 UTC

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PIRATES! Man the cannons.

1 Comment
2021/06/04
11:16 UTC

76

Black-Ops style

3 Comments
2021/06/03
07:14 UTC

144

Lazzarini Design Studio has unveiled the Prodigium – inspired by the shape of a shark, the Prodigium is going to be a 153-meter long mega yacht with a $550 Million Price tag (link)

13 Comments
2020/12/02
10:49 UTC

198

Russia plans to build space age nuclear icebreakers (render - article link in comments)

6 Comments
2020/11/13
09:46 UTC

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South Korea coast guards taking action on illegal Chinese fishing vessels [x-post]

3 Comments
2020/10/28
21:38 UTC

132

M/Y TATIANA 263 ft/80 m [Evil Boats]

0 Comments
2020/10/19
23:50 UTC

139

The pirate ship comes sneaking out of the fog - Georg Stage (Denmark)

2 Comments
2020/10/07
22:54 UTC

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