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When even Robots are capable of making music that soothes your soul, you know we've become predictable as a society.

Because cross posts aren't allowed in the other one?

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Some context: im 13, and random Karen had sat down in the table next to me (sadly) i have ADHD so i can barely focus on shit i dont care about.

i was playing some random game that has chat filter (will be kinda important later) the Karen was screaming at the waiter who looked like he was ready to pull out a stick of uranium and end it all at any time due to this kind of woman, she was screaming at the waiter before she suddenly stopped and looked at me for chuckling, since someone in the game used emojis to bypass the filter and say some racial slurs and it was kinda funny to me, the Karen looked at me and tought i was laughing at her (ngl i would) she grabbed a block of ice and threw it at me shattering my glasses, for a second i looked at her before saying "what the fuck is wrong with you-" and she left shortly after because everyone, literally everyone, costumers, employees, the manager had enough and decided to kick her out

this happened a few weeks ago but I'm still angry about it so sorry if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes. Thank you :)

so I (26F) live alone in a fairly big house. I inherited it from my mother's passing. My mom died a few weeks ago (in the context of the story) and my DAD (42M) ALREADY STARTED TO DATE AGAIN? When i asked him about it he said "oh, what, I want some romance in my life again" so anyway he gets with this girl let's call her Lexie she looks young enough to be my sister?! One day she comes around to my house asks why I moved in Breaks a bunch of stuff, and when I ask her about it she says "oh, sweetie this Isn't your house, this is your fathers!" i say "what? No, this is MY house MY mother gave to me" and then she just smirks and says "well no, your mother gave this house to your father you dum dum, NOW GET OUT" of course i don't and then she pushes me out the door (I was just standing in front of the open door that she came thru) i bang on the door until she opens it "stop it your goin-AHH" i push her to the ground drag her outside and then lock her outside and say "how does it feel now?" she goes "UGH" and tells my dad so i will be updating bc there is more to this story

Edit: Changed the dinosaur encounter at the end.

This is a fan made story for those who are huge fans of the Jurassic Park/Jurassic World saga and have seen ALL of the films(including Dominion).

Cast: Me=Me, OG=Owen Grady, CD=Claire Dearing, ML=Maisie Lockwood, EM=Entitled Mother, CLD=Cool Dad, ND=Nice Daughter

This takes place about 2 weeks after the events of Jurassic World: Dominion.

With Dinosaurs now back in the world once more, we have started attempting to coexist. Owen Grady has decided to turn his ranch into a safe haven for some of the dinosaurs. Mostly herbivores like Parasaurolophus, Triceratops, Stegosaurus and a couple small Carnivores, including Velociraptors Blue and Beta, who are now tamed.

One very early crystal clear morning, when the sky was just starting to turn that lovely shade of orange, after we got up and had breakfast, we heard a noise coming from outside. We got outside and saw Blue growling loudly near the paddock fence.(despite being tamed, Blue can still be aggressive, but only when the situation is justified)

We looked in the direction the raptor was facing and saw 3 people get out of a car. A woman(the entitled mother, complete with Karen haircut, posture and face), a man(the cool Dad, who actually looked quite shocked at seeing real dinosaurs) and a 19 year old girl.(the nice Daughter, who despite having a similar hairstyle to her mom, wasn’t entitled or snotty)

Owen ordered for Blue to stand down and, like a good girl, she did.

Owen: *shouts* “Hey!”

CLD: “Hey! You’re Owen Grady, right?”

Owen: “Yes I am. How’d you know?”

ND: “My dad is a big fan of you. He saw videos of you training actual Velociraptors! It’s sucks that they’re gone though.”

CD: “They're not ALL gone. Blue is still alive.”

ND: “Really?!” *her eyes widen*

Me: ”Yes! And she has a baby.”

CLD: “Like, can we see the raptor?”

CD: “Absolutely!”

Owen does his thing with the clicker and calls out Blue’s name and she immediately comes running, followed by Beta.

ND: “Awwww she’s adorable! Can I pet her?”

OG: “You have to be careful though. She can still be very dangerous.”

Thats when the EM started.

EM: “Well if she’s soooo dangerous then why do you even have her? Besides, you’re not fooling me.”

CLD: “EM, what’re you talking about?”

EM: “This isn’t real. These things are all fake. In my church, I was taught that there are no such things as “dinosaurs.” The earth was only born 6000 years ago, not 4.6 billion. These are all, what, stupid people in costumes or some type of animatronic stuff. This is all Stupid Blasphemy. You're just trying to steer us from the path of God.”

Owen, Claire and Maisie all shared a WTF expression. Blue even tilted her head in confusion.

ML: “Um, this IS real. You are looking at a real dinosaur in the flesh!“

ND: “Mom, please don’t start. How could you even THINK these are fake?”

CD: “You seriously can’t be that delusional.”

EM: “First of all, these so called “bones” and “fossils” were not from real animals. Satanists put these on earth to scam true religious people. And I also heard about this THING *she gestures to Maisie* being a “Clone” of a young human who “presumably” died in a car accident. Gimme a break! *mutters the R word under her breath* kid.”

Maisie gasps at this response and she is nearly in tears.

Me: “How could you say something like that?! This little girl lost her grandfather at a young age and she was kidnapped by poachers, along with the baby raptor!”

EM: *with a shit-eating grin* ”Well, she probably had it coming for being a disgusting FREAK of nature! Claiming to be a stupid clone and all.”

Claire gasped at this and Maisie was crying.

The baby Velociraptor came up to the ND and started nuzzling her hand, but EM decided to fricking kick(Yes, KICK!!) KICK the baby dinosaur like a dog!!!

Beta shrieked and fell into the snow, but she got up. To say that Blue was pissed was an UNDERSTATEMENT! She ran up to the EM and full on TACKLED her to the ground, but due to being tamed, she knew not to actually bite. She was just growling and snarling loudly, which was acceptable given the circumstances.

CD: “Call the police!”

OG: “Already on it.”

He whistled for Blue to get off of the EM and she did, but was still growling.

EM: *screaming* “YOU FREAKS WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS! YOU AND YOUR STUPID FAKE THING AND YOUR DUMB KID! I’M CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL AND HAVING THAT STUPID THING FUCKING SHOT!”

About 5 minutes later, the Police arrived and PO1 and PO2 walked up to us.

PO1: “What seems to be the problem here, folks?”

Before any of us could even get a word in, the EM started twisting the story and putting on fake tears.

EM: “I was just coming to tell them how beautiful their animals were, and then that A**HOLE *points at Owen* told his stupid pet...THING to attack me for no reason! I want that THING KILLED RIGHT NOW! SHOOT HER!(She actually said this like Robert Muldoon lol)

OG: “I did no such thing, you lunatic!”

CD: “This coming from the moron who KICKED a baby dinosaur like a dog because it was playing with your daughter! And called MY Daughter a Freak of nature and a r****d!”

EM: “THAT ABOMINATION WAS GOING TO MAUL MY DAUGHTER TO DEATH YOU FAT COW!”(Claire Dearing is pretty curvy, but is in NO way shape or form, obese.)

PO2: Ma’am, I’m gonna need you to put your hands behind your back right now.”

EM: “WHAT?!”

PO1: “You’re under arrest for lying to a police officer, threatening an animal with violence, assaulting an animal, and promoting kidnapping towards people with special needs *referring to Maisie*. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defense if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you say may be given in evidence.”

EM: “HELP! RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!”

OG: “Oh, cut the crap! You brought this on yourself. Take her away.”

Me: “Hold up there, officers! I’d like to just do one more thing!” *I do a two finger whistle like in cartoons or movies and we hear thudding.*

EM: ”Oh that was just a stupid earthquake or a tree falling down.”

Trees were indeed falling down, but the thumps were rhythmic, and getting louder, and then we all heard what sounded like a deep low growl.

Me, ND, and CLD all said in unison “Don’t move!”

There was something beyond the leaves.

The EM looked up, higher.

Behind the foliage, beyond the cabin, she saw what looked like a big shape approaching. Sure enough, the creature revealed itself to us.

It was a massive theropod that had prominent ridges, that ran vertically from the top of its forehead and continued downward, occupying about half of the length of the skull overall, causing its head to possess a remarkable resemblance to the animal that took down Jurassic World, Indominus rex. Its dorsal surface was covered by a regular pattern of sharp projections that started at the area near the neck and went all the way down to the area just below its pelvic region, and a distinct hump of sharp spines that ran all the way down the back to the tail. The creature was lipless, therefore its teeth were exposed like those of a modern crocodilian. The skin of this carnivore was a coloration that combined deep brown and gray tones with a hint of lush green. 

The giant reptile was looking right at us! EM turned her flashlight on, and the big animal rolled its head and BELLOWED in the glaring light! Then darkness, and silence again, and the chittering of night critters.

There was another pause. EM watched the large animal. The head was huge! The animal looked around slowly, scanning its surroundings and searching for prey. It seemed to stare right at EM!

In the flashlight, the eyes glowed bright red.

EM: "Jesus Christ!”

The greatest predator the world has ever known. The most fearsome attack in human history. Somewhere in the back of her Karen brain, EM was in disbelief, but she could feel her knees begin to shake uncontrollably, her trousers flapping like flags.

Man, she was frightened. She didn't want to be here. Alone among all the people on the scene, EM was crazy religious. She didn’t believe in dinosaurs. She thought that all the fossils and skeletons were a scam by satanists to thwart religion and take us away from the path of God, or in her words, “Blasphemy.”

EM: "What is that?"

OG: *Smiling smugly* "Giganotosaurus. Biggest carnivore the world has ever seen."

She tried to reassure herself that she was hallucinating, but her eyes were not deceiving her at all! She was looking at a dinosaur! But it wasn’t just any dinosaur, this was a Giga! Larger than even a T. rex!

Again, the predator let out a roar. Right in EM's face! COVERING her in drool! This one was so loud, that even the police officers covered their ears!

When the Giganotosaurus roared it was bone-chilling! Like a giant horse under a severe amount of stress!(The Giga in Dominion was voiced by lots of animals, and big stallions were one of them) EM felt the spreading warmth in her trousers. She’d peed in her pants! She was simultaneously embarrassed and terrified. But she knew she had to do something. She couldn't just stay here. She had to do something. Something! Her hands were shaking, trembling in her pant pockets.

EM: "MERCY!!! DREADFUL LIZARD! WHY DO YOU TROUBLE ME?!"

OG: "Oh, Stop with the whole "woe is me" bullshit, DO YOU BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS OR NOT?!"

EM: *Trembling terribly* "I DO! I MUST!! But...Why do these monsters walk the earth?! AND WHY DO THEY COME TO ME??!!"

CD: "Doesn't matter. Take her away, officers."

TLDR: Crazy Karen thinks dinosaurs aren't real, comes face to face with one.

So some context, I play for a prestigious (in my unnamed country) school. Im the most talented player on the team, and graduated top of my phys ed class, and have over 300 confirmed wins. The coach (EC)'s son, ES is a FAR fuckin' second to my amazing abilities. And for some reason that hoe decided to pick ES over me. I could take his ass in all sports, including the one that we play. So what happened? So, we were at a rival school, and EC was choosing about 3-6 members to go out first. Anyways, she chose 2-5 people, and NONE of them were me. "Oh, OP it was a tough choice" TOUGH CHOICE MY ASS! Anyways, I punched her in the jaw, and she had the gall to say "WHAT THE FUCK!? you just ASSULTED ME" We argued, and she delivered such a loud yell, that I PASSED OUT! (btw I have autism and down syndrome and add) Many people screamed and yelled, and the teacher was arrested, and I had a statue built of me. Oh, and to ES and EC, If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" choice was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hoe and son of a bitch.

So I've been imagining what my life would be like if I had learned to save money from a young age like 8 or 9 so that's where this story will start and buckle up because this meme story will be very long

So at the young age of 8 years old I learned to use a push lawnmower and learned to use a weed eater and used that to my advantage

My adopted parents were stingy with their money because I was the unwanted child so I especially made sure to make my own money so I learned to do yard work and charged a good amount for it.

A neighbor wanted their leaves raked yard mowed and weed eated that would cost you $100 I did yardwork 7 days a week all days of the year.

I never really spent any of the money i made except to buy a money safe and tools to make a hidden trapdoor to hide the safe and a minibike

So fast forward to the age of 14 I learned that in my state the earliest you can get your learners permit is 14 so I rode my bike to the local DMV after studying for my learners permit for a couple of weeks.

And after I passed my exam I went to work on a few yards afterwards so I could add more cash to my savings of course I've never really counted how much money I had.

And the fateful day arrives to me when I receive my traumatic scar and after that day DHS put me back into the foster system but that's not really important.

What's important is that once I had a semi permanent foster home where I felt safest I decided to count my money and my oh my was my mind blown because I never knew how much I had saved from the age of 8 years old to the age of 15.

So after three hours of counting and documenting I had a little over $5,000,000 in cash.

The first thing I decided to buy since as soon as I turned 16 I would have my full license was a vehicle and I fell in love with a late 2016 Ford Bronco 4X4 in a electric green color I immediately got a salesman and purchased the vehicle in cash.

After purchasing my new ride and having temp tags and full drivers license I decided my next move would be to buy I've always wanted but never purchased while I was living with my adopted parents because of GC adopted brother would destroy it or throw a tantrum because I wouldn't let him play with it so our parents would break it "because even though you bought it it's our electricity and we say GC brother needs it and deserves it and if you won't give it to him then you can't have it either"

First move after buying my first car was to buy every electronic tha my 16 year old self desired.

So that's what I did I went to Best Buy a purchased a laptop and the best parts to build an extreme gaming PC and several game consoles and the best large screen 4K resolution TV

After that I went to a furniture store and bought an amazing loft style bunk bed bought the comfiest mattress and bedding and bought an adjustable standing sitting desk and then I went back to Best Buy because I forgot the most important thing in an extreme gaming setup the RGB lights so I bought the linking type hexagon lights and the most amazing RGB light strips.

Of course after I set all of those things id purchased up in my new room I decided to treat my then foster family to an amazing hibachi dinner

Well fast forward about six months or so a new foster kid came to live with them she was semi a spoiled brat but I didn't discover that until later on

Well when she saw I had an awesome room and belongings she asked if those things were for both of us and when our then foster family informed her that no it was mine and mine only and she would have to ask me if she wanted to use my things she threw a mini tantrum saying it wasn't fair that they bought me those things and wouldn't make them shared items.

So she decided to break into my bedroom and try to take my laptop but I was there live streaming on Twitch playing black ops 5 on my PS4 insuing a shocked Pikachu face and when I muted my mic and turned to her she angrily turned around and huffed off.

Fast forward about a year and our then foster family went out of town for their jobs our then foster parents decided I was mature enough to be in charge I was about to be 17 then and really wanted to prove how mature I was it was about middle of August and school had just started I had been put in charge of getting the other foster kid to school and making sure that I fed us breakfast and a healthy dinner we were allowed to order takeout at the end of the week and if I did well our then foster parents would pay me $250 for the two weeks they'd be on business

Well not even three days into their business trip the other foster kid locked me out of the house little did she know I had a way back inside I bought a grapple rope and had it out of my bedroom window (note my room was on the second floor hence why I needed the rope) so I climbed over the privacy wooden wall fence into the backyard and grabbed the rope and started climbing to the window into my room and when I got through the window none other than that spoiled brat had broken into my room and invited her "friend" to pick what he wanted from "MY Things" I immediately rushed into my room grabbed my laptop and shoved them into our then foster parents youngest son's room since my room was connected to his room and locked the door I then retrieved my grapple rope and closed the window and locked the window. For the remainder of the two weeks I made sure to always keep my car keys and spare house keys on me and always made sure to keep my bedroom door locked

After our then foster parents came back home I told them about the stunt the other foster kid pulled I did get my $250 but sadly when the other foster kid was punished by being grounded she called her caseworker and demanded that she do whatever she had to do get me moved.

Well within a week I was moved to a group home not far from where I grew up and my 17th birthday came and went well within a couple of weeks I was moved to another foster home consisting of an older lady and her grandson who went between living at her house and living with his mom but that's not really important

As soon as I moved everything I owned into my new home into the room that would be mine I booted up my PS4 to play Minecraft when enters my foster mothers step great grandson.

He asked me if he could play with me and since I was in the mood to be nice I handled him my other controller.

Fast forward a few years later...

I am now 21 and looking to buy my first inexpensive place to live I don't want an apartment because it's too small and you don't know who you can trust and I don't want an entire house because that's too much space and I'm only one person.

So I settled on building a tiny house so I would have the space I needed but still be able to manage.

So about 6 months later my home was built and me not thinking clearly I guess decided to post on FB about my million dollar tiny home on which my entitled adopted mother was internet stalking me and sent and angry shocked emoji of course I was her friend only because I was technically stalking her as well so I messaged her and gave her my phone number and not five seconds later she called me demanding to know where did I get all this money why I never gave her any of it and "how could I be so selfish"

I immediately cut her off reminding her about her treatment of me and I never got anything from her except for mistreatment and abuse and all the birthday and Christmas and report card money she gave to the GC brother after she stole it from me and told me that I didn't deserve that money because I didn't earn it

I retorted back with "even if I didn't earn it doesn't mean you have the right to take it from me that's exactly why I did yardwork for the entire town every day of every week of every year so I could earn money that you couldn't steal.

I have a better life than you now and your so jealous because you treated me so badly because now I will never give you a cent of this money and if you contact me again I will make sure you regret it".

After that I hung up and blocked her karma has done tenfold what she did to me and made me suffer for.

The end

Edit for those of you wondering how I got the number of $5mil I added up what $100 x 30 x 365 x 7 was and I got a little over $6mil but decided to round it down to $5mil

Also this took me six hours to write so pls be nice

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my mom wants to marvel studios demanded a working infinity gauntlet because I merely suggested the idea.

Scumbag dad's shade about his gf after she begged him to stay home from the bar for one Saturday so she can take the overnight shift to buy their toddler son a winter coat

So this story happens around my 19th bday

Cast Op me EM Entitled Mother EA Entitled Aunt EC Entitled Cousin EK Entitled Kid NC Nice Cousin NK Nice Kid

Si it is the morning of my birthday and if course my goofball dog uses me as a luanchpad announcing that it is time to wake up and as soon as I open the door my EC is standing there with my Quest 2 trying to access it but he cant because it is PIN protected and he didnt know my PIN. I took my doggo and let her outside and came back to the hallway where EC was standing with his now very upset mother EA Herr is how that convo went down

EA Whats wrong angel?

EC OP's Oculus is locked and I want it unlocked so I can play some games.

EA OP unlock your Oculus NOW my angel needs to play on it!

OP No not happening EC has his own Oculus and he never takes care of anyone else's belongings So the answer is no.

At this point my doggo is let back in by the EK and she is running full throttle towards me and EC and she accidentally knocks EC over when she skids ti a stop to try and tackle me of course EA is infuriated because now her angel is on the floor because of my dog.

EA Get this mangy mutt off of my angel right now!

OP Dont talk to my baby like that (referring to my dog)

EC Mommy I want OP's dog.

EA You heard him hand over the dog now or else

OP Or else what You know she's microchipped right.

EA Yeah right calls police

5 minutes later

PO1 I have gotten a report about a stolen dog?

EA Yes Im the one who called officer. This spoiled brat took my sons dog and is refusing to give her back.

OP Thats not true the dog belongs to me and I can prove it she is microchipped and i have all of her vet papers in my safe.

EA OP is lying officer I have the dog papers

PO2 Well since OP said the dog is microchipped we will go to a shelter to see who is really lying.

At the animal Shelter

Shelter Attendant Runs a microchip scanner of doggo beep The dog belongs to OP

PO1 OP Do you want to press harassment charges on EA?

OP No Its my birthday and Im sick of the drama already I just want to go home and have the rest of my birthday in peace.

PO2 Well Good Luck and Happy Birthday OP.

Later

EM How dare u not let EK play on your PS4 He has never had anything that nice before

OP So That gives him the right to destroy it because he was raging at one if my games?

EM So what if he was about ti break it that doesnt give you the right to unplug it while EK is playing it.

OP Its MY PS4 and MY Expensive 4K TV Of course I have the right to stop EK from breaking my belongings when hes throwing a tantrum.

EM Well its MY Electricity and my house so if I say EK can break you things you have no right to stop him.

OP And this is exactly why I am moving out as soon as I can afford to your Favoritism really agitates me.

EM I dont have or play favorites.

OP Go ahead and believe what you want.

Later that evening

All except EC and EK sing Happy Birthday

EM playing nice Blow your candles out OP.

OP Starts blowing out candles

EK Its Not Fair Shoves OP and OP's cake I deserve to have this party.

OP Dude WTF! Punches EK in his face crunch

EK Owwwwww.

OP Thats what you get for trying to take iver my birthday and trying to break my Playstation and TV.

EM OP that is ENOUGH! Im done with your jealousy issues

OP Im not jealous of this whiny baby brat im mad cause you always take his side even before you get proof and then you demand I be nice to this prick even tho he is an a hole to me And you try to pit everyone against me playing the o poor wittle me victim card and so does he. Hes even tried to litterally murder me and you did absolutely nothing got mad at me for defending myself and every time this brat threatens me by saying lil girl ill make u pay for not giving me what i want. I literally have to keep a level head to not swing and seriously injure this kid just know you caused this.

Sorry for bad grammar in advance, I’m Spanish and my English is not as fluent.

My mom is a professor and since I’ve been a kid she’s been neglecting me, to the point during her research she found an exotic kind of reptile that must have been illegal or something, because as soon as the neighbors discovered it she left to god knows where with that dumb lizard, abandoning me. So I had to live and cook by myself, with my only company being my dog, which to top it off had an accident that made him incredibly ill. Mom sent me letters from time to time, but eventually stopped.

So a week ago this chick came with that stupid fucking lizard, and my mom has been giving her more attention these days than she gave to me all these years. And now she has the audacity to ask me to bring her a book and nothing else, barely acknowledging me. That’s all I am to her now.

Since the girl has helped me with my dog (which fortunately is much better now), I’m guiding her and her friend group to my mother’s new home. Reddit, what should I say to her?

I have a rent y'all. It means something to be me and not everybody is up with the news which creates these god-awful days that I, being me, should not have to deal with. I mean, just read this!

I wake up at exactly 10:00 a.m. but my neighbor has the audacity to leave his house earlier than that and woke me up when he started his vehicle. He needs to respect me more. I am a woman. I need my beauty sleep. He should have just called his boss and let him know that he had a valid reason for being late.

After spending hours in the bathroom and making several makeup tutorial videos of which by the way all of you must subscribe and like and pay me tons and tons of money to my cash app for making because only I know how to give makeup tutorials and you all need a desperately, I called an uber. You won't believe it but the moment I hit the button, they were not in my driveway. It took them almost 7 minutes to get here. SEVEN minutes. Like I have nothing better to do! This instantly told me that my driver was low class but they only reaffirmed it by not showing up in a brand new luxury seating SUV when I ordered the cheapest option and THEN this low wage worker decided to say something just because I spilled coffee on his seat. What does he expect me to not drink my coffee? What is wrong with people?

I stop by the store and you would not believe what they did. They locked up their super expensive makeup. I mean what the hell? How am I supposed to steal it to make all my makeup tutorials if it's locked up like that? Do they expect me to pay for it? I have things to be doing other than working everyday. I already make makeup tutorials. What else does this world expect from me. I'm flabbergasted. You are the women are with me right? This is obviously extreme sexism. Locking up expensive things that I've been stealing for the past several years. I made sure to let the manager know how displeased I was and spent almost 2 hours screaming at the manager about how I would have to waste approximately 2 minutes of my time having to get the case unlocked and I don't have those extra 2 minutes.

I just can't deal with this kind of ignorant intolerance. I thought going out to eat would help refresh my mind and my body to continue to deal with the ignorant of this world. People don't realize how much stress it causes. So I go to a super busy restaurant which requires reservation on a Friday night at approximately 5:00 p.m. and would you know it that they had me wait? I saw an empty table. There was no reason that they couldn't have seated me right away. They were just doing it to try to make me wait around. Five star restaurant my ass! Then they seated this family that had been there before me. As in they had children. Why do they allow children into restaurants? People eat here. Like real people. Not children. Real actual people eat here and we don't need to be dealing with people's offspring. Just leave them in the parking lot or something. Does nobody have any common sense or consideration anymore?

Then the waitress comes and it's a female. A woman! And she's wearing a short sleeve shirt like she thinks she's working at Hooters or something. I don't want to be seeing that. What kind of establishment is this? And when she bent down slightly to be more at my level to talk to me, I saw her collarbone. What kind of slutty waitresses do they employ here? Does that how they get there tips? This is exactly why I don't tip. Because all the men around here probably giving them thousands of dollars because they're walking around all slutty like. Lost my appetite.

I just can't do today anymore. This kind of stuff happens every day. I mean what happened to civilization? What happened to respect? What happened to people carrying themselves with modesty and decorum? The world has changed so much and totally not for the better.

By the way, I am not entitled. I just know how the world should work and everybody has just lost their way. Just because everybody else in the whole world except me personally is improper and not classy doesn't mean that I'm entitled. It just means I know how to properly live.

Don't forget to send me thousands of dollars on cash app so I can continue to make my makeup tutorials.

Okay so it all started back in 2025 when I was 3. My mom said that if I don’t sleep at 6 pm I would be killed. I ignored this and kept playing on my 3DS. it was 5:99 PM and I could hear my mom going upstairs and seeing if I was asleep. She unfortunately caught me and she killed me.

This is a dream I had a few days ago...

Went to my local Dollar General to buy a nerf gun (the motorized kind). Karen tries to chew me out, so I tore her a new one.Few days go by and I get jumped by the Karen's entitled son and his thug friends. I run home and as I get through the door they pull me out and I yell for dad.

My dad is 6'2, built like a truck, is a correctional officer, and can kick ass. As SOON as he steps onto the porch, it starts raining really hard and there was a bolt of lightning that flashed behind the house inthe distance.

Thug goes to kick me, and as his foot connects with my rib, theres a blur and this thug is on the ground. Dad tells him to back off and the guy runs away.

As he reaches the truck holding his friends, he gets STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. It chains from his body to the truck, causing one of the wheels to be blown off the axle, right into the guy. Everyone in the truck had to have surgery to unfuse the metal of their clothes (zippers, etc) from their flesh.

I never had another problem again and was given the nickname "Storm Bearer"

I miss my mom.