! I was a kid and had recently watched some action movie.!<

I was >!six years old, it didn't work very well!<

!I was high, but according to a moderators comment it counts. i was 19 years old with my 21yr old sister and i had the doll since i was 16. we figured if the intruders were scared of us they'd run away so we tied chucky up on the bathroom shower rod. we didn't pee for the rest of the night!<

Anything from anesthesia to recreational drugs, but just stories where you’re not drunk. If this post isn’t allowed, I’ll remove it, but I’m just curious. TIA!

I was >!5, my mom took me away instantly and told that we should go or her dad would come and kick my ass!<

I was at a party and was involved in too much merriment. Went to sit down on a couch to rest, and didn’t realize there was an older lady sat there. The shock and previous merriment made me throw up all over her. I found out later it was my friend’s Grandma.

!I was 9 and the merriment was tons of purple soda and a bouncy house. Not a good combo. Basically ruined that old lady’s sweater, which was a pale color before, but bright pink after I spewed all over it!<

I >!was a kid, and actually my mom saw me eating it and thought it was unfair that I had one and my brother didn’t and she went out and bought him one!<

I was >!Drunk. We were 15 (unless you count 13-17 as a child).!<

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If I didn't make a sharp turn and steer away from the neighbors house I would most definitely crash into it. I went like three times.

But the fourth time I decided to close my eyes and just don't make that sharp turn. Just to see what would happen.

I got a black eye.

!Whydoesntthiswork

!Iwas5!<

I was

!A kid who had eaten way too much while staying over at my friend's house for a little while after school and had threw up on his clothes. Since I had no backup clothes, I had to be driven home naked and quickly scrambled into my house's laundry room.!<

I was >!8 years old when I had an argument with my mom when she asked me to do my homework. The water body was a paddy field so it was very low in water. I screamed and cried and some passing driver stopped and picked me out.!<

I was...

!A kid, about 8, and I discovered that day that I was basically a drunk child when tired.!<

For context, no one was home at that time.

I was... >!A drunk 29 year old! Really really really drunk! I disappeared from a house party about 6 miles away and to this day nobody, including me, knows why.!<

I was.... >!a kid! Ironically an eleven year old trying to cover up the adult activity of looking cool by smoking cigarettes with some pals.!<

I wasssss..... >!32 years old!<!

I was...

!Drunk (Technically tipsy). I was 14 and didn't read the label on a vodka soda while home alone!<

Had to do two in a row. Too excited finding this sub. I'll reel it in... it's just... look... I have a 17 page google doc of these. You guys are basically the target audience of my autobiography.

As for the answer.... I was.... >!One of two drunk 33 year olds against a mob of equally armed children. Don't worry... the parents were watching... and dying of laughter at our demise.!<

Oh my god! A subreddit for a game my pals have been mining my plethora of shameful life stories for for years now!

And to answer your question... yes... "it" got pinched by the springs once... and yes... I got the record.

I was... >!In 6th grade!<

!drunk, actually was a good mate of mine who we never let live down this series of events!<

I was >!drunk!<

!A kid, 4 to be exact!<

!Both.!<

!Kid ; I was 4 and extremely excited because a local newspaper made an article on my school and I was in the photo. Got 12 stitches, still have the scar.!<

!Kid, and it was at a charity ball 💀!<

!I was a kid. Also got carried out by the groom who was wearing a white suit at the time, which got covered in my blood.!<

!We were..... drunk. On a "Cultural Journey" to a different city where we mostly got drunk by "rock off for chop offs" (rock, paper,scissors and whoever lost had to buy and chug their drink).!< Good times were had.

!Kid, though I have no idea what age. My parents have a photo somewhere and are probably gonna use it to embarrass me someday.!<

!I was superdrunk, and after vomiting repeatedly, I sat beside the toilet and started to pray Odin!<