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DrunkenCoookery: Just like yo' mama used to beat it.

Welcome to DC, where success is measured in not burning down your kitchen!

From a can of beans over a trash can fire, to a fancy dinner, if copious amounts of booze were involved, it belongs here.

Have a hilarious story involving you waking up to a smoke filled kitchen while passed out on your dinner table?

Ever get shit-faced and cooked the best god damned Crรจme fraiche ever?

Have a recipe for Jรคgermeister Pancakes or Whiskey Chili?

Check out the rules and then share your creations here.

Born out of /r/ribporn.

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DrunkenGamery

For none drunken cookery, please visit /r/food

You should also check out /r/tastyfood for a super friendly food community!


We are working on a cookbook. Drunken masterpieces go in this thread!


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6

Just a home made arby melt meal ..move along

2 Comments
2025/02/01
08:08 UTC

29

Sourdough gay here. Tonight we gots, naan bread, mayo, sliced beer brat. Melted Parm, mozzarella, and havarti, topped with Mediterranean balsamic salad.

Btw it wasn't a typo

16 Comments
2025/02/01
05:30 UTC

29

Waffle breakfast sandwich with maple syrup

3 Comments
2025/02/01
03:33 UTC

24

Tonights masterpiece

9 Comments
2025/02/01
00:57 UTC

972

I'm not drunk but my parents are. Hawaiian stir fry and protein mac

I'm sorry drunk fellows. I'm not a huge fan of drunk people. My father was alcoholic and I'm scared that my mother and her counterpart are spiraling. Anyways, I took the pork belly, scored it, and cured it in a nice mixture of paprika, onion powder, salt, pepper, and dried pinapple and dried ginger powder for 3 days. I added sugar on the morning of the third day. I then baked it at 425 for a whole hour, then soaked it in a homemade BBQ sauce of crushed pineapple, brown sugar, sweet onions, ginger, tamari, mirin, garlic, and a tiny bit of vinegar, then let it cook at 250 for an hour. Let it sit in the fridge overnight and all day, cut it into cubes, fried with green onion and bellwether. Put over goodles.

33 Comments
2025/02/01
00:36 UTC

37

Pigs in a blanket made with Pillsbury crescent dough

Served with Bush's beans because protein and stuff

1 Comment
2025/01/31
20:19 UTC

163

Mac and cheese adjacent

4 Comments
2025/01/31
12:33 UTC

4

Drunk snacks

I propose that peanut butter on toast with butter is the best food

10 Comments
2025/01/31
11:41 UTC

51

Meatballs r us.

A simple buffet of sauces on top of the meatballs cause why not?

9 Comments
2025/01/31
07:53 UTC

88

Ya'll wanna see my meat?

It's mini grilled chorizo and grilled meatballs

16 Comments
2025/01/31
05:25 UTC

19

Not sure what salad I made but it was good.

4 Comments
2025/01/31
03:15 UTC

31

Finally did my best to actually cook and baste a nice piece of meat

Iโ€™m honestly happy the bacon wrapped jalapeรฑos turned out great too, just please know I didnโ€™t mean to cook the steak medium well

2 Comments
2025/01/30
23:22 UTC

1,181

GF is pissed that I spent my day off yesterday drunk but I still made dinner

107 Comments
2025/01/30
16:52 UTC

55

Lil grill cheese and soup

Homemade potato leek with potato sourdough for a couch potato you fucking potato.

2 Comments
2025/01/30
12:47 UTC

19

Goldfish Caviar

8 Comments
2025/01/30
06:28 UTC

211

This is the worst looking but best meal.

Idk why this is so good. It's gouda& parm cheesy rice with chicken breast.

18 Comments
2025/01/30
06:16 UTC

15

Chipotle ranch with crispy chicken

2 Comments
2025/01/30
05:42 UTC

36

Yuengling and Cuban hotdogs

Dang tasty!

1 Comment
2025/01/30
03:11 UTC

155

Potato chip chocolate chip cookies. I haven't even tried them ๐Ÿคฃ. Just wanted to cook!

31 Comments
2025/01/30
02:42 UTC

46

French Onion Goat Stock and Sausage

3 Comments
2025/01/30
02:21 UTC

61

Jamaican beef patty

Golden Krust beef patty put in the air fryer and a tad burnt at the edges

17 Comments
2025/01/30
01:01 UTC

101

Shin noodle cup and cheap wine ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”

27 Comments
2025/01/29
23:26 UTC

31

Bean N Chez

With ketchup. Because yeah my cats are still up.

11 Comments
2025/01/29
08:18 UTC

51

Sourdough gentleman here. Tonight we made; Garlic sourdough bread, mayonnaise, leftover roasted beeve, a mix of Parmesan, mozzarella, and havarti cheeses (melted), Topped with a homemade salad of cabbage, with a mayonnaise and vinegar dressing. Was delightful.

I do love me some cabbage salad. Especially with a cuppa earl grey with milk.

34 Comments
2025/01/29
05:13 UTC

73

Shit got weird but guuuuud. Buncha stuffs I had to use from my greens drawer/backyard tiny garden. Cheerrrrrs

8 Comments
2025/01/29
04:12 UTC

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