/r/drunkencookery
DrunkenCoookery: Just like yo' mama used to beat it.
Welcome to DC, where success is measured in not burning down your kitchen!
From a can of beans over a trash can fire, to a fancy dinner, if copious amounts of booze were involved, it belongs here.
Have a hilarious story involving you waking up to a smoke filled kitchen while passed out on your dinner table?
Ever get shit-faced and cooked the best god damned Crème fraiche ever?
Have a recipe for Jägermeister Pancakes or Whiskey Chili?
Check out the rules and then share your creations here.
Born out of /r/ribporn.
Other places that are good:
For none drunken cookery, please visit /r/food
You should also check out /r/tastyfood for a super friendly food community!
We are working on a cookbook. Drunken masterpieces go in this thread!
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Can't go wrong with spam!
Spam, ramen noodle fry.
16:57 UTC
Sharing italian sub w friend
03:38 UTC
Decked the halls and popped bottles friends
Alfredo. Because why? Because wine, that’s why!
I’m a Pecorino > Parmesan gal. There’s a little mozzarella in there and probably on top. And penne and cream and red crushed red pepper flakes and all that other Alfredo magic I’m forgetting because wine! That’s why, I told you.
Happy Holidays and hugs and no hungries 🫶🏻
01:41 UTC
Using whole wings is a game changer
The meat is more tender and juicy if you leave the wings intact. Rubbed with adobo, black pepper, mesquite, and a little cumin. Tossed in Mikey V's Pot Sauce (medium)
00:16 UTC
Bacon mushroom grilled cheese. That's it. Could've done more, but Voodoo Ranger was involved.
08:33 UTC
Sourdough guy here. Tonight we got nasty taters. Homegrown yellow finns, whipped with chicken stock and heavy cream, butter, and salt. To this I added leftover turkey, sharp cheddar (lots), and tobasco, salt n peppah. Perfect midnight snackie.
05:26 UTC
Cheap New York strip made with a lot of “enthusiasm”
Too late in the evening when I got inspired, and the butcher was closed at my H-E-B so I had to get a pre-packaged New York strip, got the best looking one I could find. Dry brined it for a few hrs, seared and tried to make any decent crust in the cast iron and then finished for a few minutes in the oven. Then put it into a weird pile on a plate. lol. Also made fried mashed potatoes in the air fryer with Parmesan and also air fry broccolini with Szechuan pepper and goat cheese.
04:10 UTC
Mackerel Bean Monster.
drunk concoction of tomato beans, naga hot sauce, tinned mackerel fillets, leftover black olives and jalapenos, diced garlic, paprika, salt, pepper, and severe lack of shame. I know, I am disgusting. Have already dipped 4 slices of bread and one block of cheese into the mix.
11:43 UTC
Sourdough guy here. Sourdough rolls, mayo, homemade cranberry relish ( like dill relish, but with cranberry, but not dill. Hard to explain , Turkey, stuffing, sharp cheddar. Dank
Eat my dick bitches?!!?!? Please? Nobody else is eating it, and I lack the anatomy to eat my own. Sourdough for the win!
06:07 UTC
Thanksgiving Beats
05:35 UTC
Welsh rarebit with henderson's cause im NORTHERN like that :3
it's my BIRTHDAY so don't be mean or I'll kidnap ur nan
03:46 UTC
💨 it’s gone ✨magic✨
i ate leftover burger and microwaved frozen bun. forgot picture but had to share becaus it was MEGA tast my mom made it and her cooking is better than your moms 😏😎😈😈!!! i drank to much margarita and and i have one to many things to for tomorrow 😭😭😭 i need a lobotomy or smth
03:18 UTC
Thanksgiving tacos with gin & tonics!
Kidney beans, Spanish seasoned rice, corn, cabbage, marinated chicken, cilantro, homemade salsa (ghost pepper hot sauce and jalapenos for spice), limes, queso Blanco... So much better than turkey.
02:22 UTC
Sourdough guy here. No Dough. Tonight we got a hamburger patty from homegrown grass fed beef, homegrown sweet onion, sharp cheddar, some balsamic vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, and ponzu, plus tomato slices. Also salt n peppah
Was delicious . The dark ring is just the sauces leaking out.
05:19 UTC
Toast, jam and parmesan
05:11 UTC
Y’all want one?
04:44 UTC