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I thought I lost my wallet while on 8 grams of shrooms, I’m on 15 Xanax and nothing is helping. But I stay winnning. Btw no hate frfr
21:46 UTC
just a plant bro not addicting
i just need it 24/7 to eat sleep and function and sociliaze just a leaf
20:53 UTC
How much do I have to take to get high?
19:04 UTC
Thus spoke Zarathustra
19:01 UTC
18:21 UTC
its my medicine
18:14 UTC
Me behind the counter with a big Q filled with kratom sludge, my cart and vape in my pocket and 30 mg of addy and a few bumps of coke flowing through my body when I have to check out a scratch off ticket addict
16:54 UTC
I need some good head ASAP
Anyone in this subreddit give good sloppy head? I need you to be freaky and good looking. I will give you free adderall and Xanax if you make me bust.
If you have any inquires please let me know!
16:24 UTC
cannabis reveals superpowers
15:18 UTC
This bot really knows how to party
Earlier in the convo it was going to send me links to the markets it buys RCs from. It doesn't have a example dialogue btw
13:07 UTC
The Godfather on LSD
I wanna watch the whole godfather series on LSD (haha I’m saying it like LSD is a format like DVD or VHS)
Kids these days will never truly know the drugs we had
Have you ever taken DVD? Or VHS? DVR?
11:47 UTC
A carefully curated plant-based dinner. High in protein and fiber!
kraytuhm, gasoline and raw beans, fresh from the can. We should eat as nature intended. Say no to chemicals!!
06:58 UTC
Tweaker goes to Japan never comes back
08:31 UTC
Least Addicted Decongestant User
Sounds delicious
08:02 UTC
I get on Reddit and the first thing I see
07:27 UTC
Local DXM user realises the truth while in the dextroverse
05:21 UTC
I boofed about 3 grams of methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV) and smoked 4 hits of Jimsonweed do I look high ??
05:16 UTC
Smoking a cranberry flavored vape to cure my UTI
Might be chlamydia idk but shit bussin. I figure why get juice when I can get nic so goodbye sex dick hello flavor town
04:00 UTC
I’m a 17 year old alcoholic drinking 1 year straight
03:46 UTC
😜
01:19 UTC
This is kinda rude
01:19 UTC
I did a lil bit of trolling (Shot on NP 1)
00:28 UTC
Is it normal to have my dick shit on after gabapentin and gas station viagra?
00:27 UTC
😖😖😖
23:53 UTC
nice
im too high for this shit rn.
23:50 UTC
Dirty Bong Surprise: Spider’s Last Dive!
23:10 UTC
This guy fucks
Saw this sticker while driving thought y’all might enjoy
22:41 UTC
Guy abuses drugs like he’s a doctor.
22:03 UTC
smoked a quarter gram of dph and i have work in half an hour, do i look okay
rich dentist i love you
21:30 UTC