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I don't think weed is the biggest concern here

3 Comments
2024/12/01
08:18 UTC

8

Outjerked again

1 Comment
2024/12/01
08:02 UTC

1

What did you get high on this thanksgiving

I had a fucking wonderful thanksgiving couch locked smoked 2 joints and smoked a lot in the bathroom and listened to the typical family fucking bullshit ate like 3 plates of good as food and dipped how was your guys

1 Comment
2024/12/01
06:37 UTC

8

If only he used bath salts instead he would definitely see the point

1 Comment
2024/12/01
06:22 UTC

45

These otc mfs💀

On the dxm sub

7 Comments
2024/12/01
04:27 UTC

144

work in an hour, am i good?

25 Comments
2024/12/01
01:44 UTC

32

I found out what happened to all the money I hid while high on Bromaz

So I tore my entire house up looking for about 1000 dollars that i had a hazy dream of hiding somewhere while barred out a few weeks to a month ago. I basically gave up and then came to the conclusion the money didn't exist. until i looked at my arm and then absorbed something that I should have a long time ago. My fucking arm has hella more tattoos than it did 2 months ago. This whole time, the money I was looking for tearing everything up for was on my arm. I'm a retard.

6 Comments
2024/12/01
01:05 UTC

49

I wanna give LSD to my 76 year old mother who has never touched a drug

22 Comments
2024/12/01
00:58 UTC

211

I just finished snorting 20g (for americans 3,5 cheeseburgers) of cocaine, do i look sober? I have my prostate inspection in 2 minutes

9 Comments
2024/11/30
23:40 UTC

103

Remember, safety first when cooking jenkem

10 Comments
2024/11/30
23:24 UTC

15

what ab this ome fellsa do , i look high?

7 Comments
2024/11/30
22:57 UTC

539

Have you tried it?

52 Comments
2024/11/30
21:58 UTC

91

Update on my dog stealing my bars

Apologized to me and smoked a few blunts with me while deeptalking. Life is good. Nahdawgslay 🙏

6 Comments
2024/11/30
21:45 UTC

188

Hears what I wrote while raping on xans

Hitting the cart.
Poppin the perc.
Sippin the promethazine.
Fuck I gotta burp.
It’s tough out here.
Trappin in the streets.
I need a beer.
But the pharma xans can’t be beat.

I’m rolling On M.
They say im an addict?
Fuck them.
Now I’m tweakin in the attic.
Lighting up my joint.
I might end up there.
But that ain’t the point.

My life is shambles.
My homies smoking crack in the brambles.
Were did it all go wrong?
When my neighbor let me hit his bong.
But drug ain’t all bad.
They have brought me some good.
Trappin got me that bag.
And out of the hood.

40 Comments
2024/11/30
18:46 UTC

3

Hmm

What do you guys enjoy the most? The lying and sneaking around w/ family/friends? Feeling of impending doom because you fix enough (avg+), but never enough? The high? The rebound anxiety? The benzos you take for your rebound anxiety? The poly addiction? The withdrawals when you fuck up and just have to take this one? The withdrawals when you tapered down? The first high? The best high that one that time that exactly that song was playing I was the highest I ever been when trying my very best to blow the roof off that average? Always chasing that high? Staving of cravings? Accepting that normal situations are insanely boring when you have blown your dopamine levels to unheard of levels? Thinking about if the drugs over the years actually managed to take something critical from you yet?

I just kinda love em all, so I just take benzos to remove the feeling of everything being boring.

Yes this was about bars, bartard lmaaaoooo

1 Comment
2024/11/30
18:34 UTC

81

When you thought It was test but It was your roommate K

13 Comments
2024/11/30
14:25 UTC

222

The drugs are addicted to him not the other way around

16 Comments
2024/11/30
14:01 UTC

5

Boof syringe is gone… help

0 Comments
2024/11/30
13:25 UTC

30

Fear confirmed! Get the sledgehammer boys, time to start knocking down walls

12 Comments
2024/11/30
13:21 UTC

66

New snorting method out???

I heard using used ones makes the effects stronger

40 Comments
2024/11/30
10:09 UTC

1

Tale as Old as Time with Good Old Golden Brown or IR80s Cublai Can nod thefk out (banned in Russia)

0 Comments
2024/11/30
09:42 UTC

29

I am. Music

7 Comments
2024/11/30
09:02 UTC

10

is there a way to turn off google AI in the spirit realm?

i think I forgot to read the terms and conditions

(im on drugs)

2 Comments
2024/11/30
08:34 UTC

76

Good advice

18 Comments
2024/11/30
08:18 UTC

60

This server is way less depressing than r/drugs

Last couple nights I’ve been high as fuck scrolling the drug Reddit and that Reddit is shit just a bunch of depressing shit I come over to this Reddit and see some GOD DAMN EAGLE SHIT hell yea that’s all I gotta say

31 Comments
2024/11/30
07:47 UTC

3

2024 Christmas news!

Morphine Monarch here, but I go by many names, Fentanyl Fein, Demerol Devotee, Codeine Connoisseur, Pethidine Prophet, Methadone Maven, Buprenorphine Buff, you get the picture, just wanted to remind you all to get your loved ones a nice bag of Fentanyl™️ this Christmas season, just as the lord intended. Namaste 🙏

3 Comments
2024/11/30
07:45 UTC

75

Sometimes you just have to paint your eagle❤️

9 Comments
2024/11/30
03:34 UTC

106

Found some wisdom from an experienced healer. Nastamay 🙏

We need more natural medicine, but NOT ACID. ACID IS MANMADE AND FROM THE DEVIL

40 Comments
2024/11/30
03:06 UTC

25

food is evil

food is evil. it affects the bioavailability of drugs. never eat food never eat food never eat food

17 Comments
2024/11/30
02:44 UTC

37

First stage schizophrenia

11 Comments
2024/11/30
00:25 UTC

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