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I live w
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2024/10/31
10:50 UTC
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Anyone else like to catch a quick buzz in the gym parking lot before going in?
8 Comments
2024/10/31
09:05 UTC
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bro is just hungry 😭
7 Comments
2024/10/31
07:28 UTC
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Outjerked
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2024/10/31
06:51 UTC
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Sir, that is meth.
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2024/10/31
04:27 UTC
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And that’s why I take lsd
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2024/10/31
03:56 UTC
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back to r/trees to continue the method discussion, sadly I had no luck as they didn’t take me seriously. l called the number though and now there a cops at my door
2 Comments
2024/10/31
02:54 UTC
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plug got me geeked w this medicine
23 Comments
2024/10/31
01:10 UTC
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35
Xanax and oysters
How’s your day today fellow bartards and meth heads
15 Comments
2024/10/30
22:11 UTC
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290
Outjerked
Drop your best drug regiment for a teenager!
45 Comments
2024/10/30
21:17 UTC
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35
They're afraid of my enlightenment because they don't understand it 😤
8 Comments
2024/10/30
21:02 UTC
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God let there be a cool guy (one of us that reads this! I'm not a gambling addict I just fucking love spending gambling money on drugs, it's free drugs 🦅🦅
6 Comments
2024/10/30
20:55 UTC
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with dua lipa everything makes sense
7 Comments
2024/10/30
20:29 UTC
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Trolling r/Trees Makes Me So Fucking Horny
104 Comments
2024/10/30
19:11 UTC
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What now
10 Comments
2024/10/30
17:11 UTC
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Bro is gonna die
13 Comments
2024/10/30
16:57 UTC
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Listerine in my cup
25 Comments
2024/10/30
16:44 UTC
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Breakfast for champions
3 Comments
2024/10/30
16:08 UTC
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there are two wolves inside you and you must kill them like ur eagle namassgay 🙏🙏
2 Comments
2024/10/30
15:59 UTC
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The homosexual effects of psychoactive substances
9 Comments
2024/10/30
15:49 UTC
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Gonna set this up in a candy store
10 Comments
2024/10/30
15:28 UTC
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Planets take meth now
2 Comments
2024/10/30
15:19 UTC
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108
I too smoke weed to trigger psychedelic hallucinations & kill my 🦅
17 Comments
2024/10/30
14:06 UTC
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106
Bro growing another plague
16 Comments
2024/10/30
13:53 UTC
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Gave my adhd Kids some galaxy gas and he lowkey be chilling 💯💯💯🗿🧌
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2024/10/30
09:52 UTC
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289
Mushrooms cured my suicidal ideation.
45 Comments
2024/10/30
04:00 UTC
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Can forge a new eagle out of iron and fire
11 Comments
2024/10/30
03:57 UTC
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When your dealer takes a bump out of the bag before selling it to you at full cost
16 Comments
2024/10/30
01:08 UTC
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Born to chug kratom
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2024/10/30
00:20 UTC
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