• /u/Anacornda has been appointed as Secretary of State for the Home Department

• /u/model-kurimizumi has been appointed as Minister of State for Northern Ireland

#34th Government Cabinet Update - 2nd of January

/u/davidswifty will be taking on the position of Leader of the House of Lords.

Nominated Peerages - December 23rd, 2023

THE KING has been pleased by Letters Patent under the Great Seal of the Realm dated 23rd December 2023 to confer the dignity of a Barony of the United Kingdom upon the following:

/u/Veeravutthi

#34th Government Cabinet Update - 7th of December

/u/weebru_m will be taking on the position of Foreign Secretary.

JellyCow99 is now the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care.

I am pleased to announce the following changes to the cabinet.

• Abrokenhero will be taking over the role of Secretary of State for Devolved Affairs

• dropmiddleleaves will be taking up the position of Minister for Digital Transformation

Good afternoon,

I would like to make a somewhat belated announcement and present a list of honours. These individuals throughout my time as Prime Minister impressed me with their dedication and commitment to public life and I thank them for the work they continue to do in improving the lives of everyday people across the country.

Knight Grand Cross of the Order of St Michael and St George

Sephronar

Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath

PoliticoBailey

Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire

Frost_Walker2017

Member of the Order of Merit

LightningMinion

LeftyWalrus

Companion of the Order of Bath

Model-Kurimizumi

Rea-wakey

Companion of the Order of St Michael and St George

Waffle_lol

Member of the Order of British Excellence

FPSlover1

Yimir_

• The position of Lord High Admiral and Minister of State for Maritime Affairs is now vacant. I thank Gregor_The_Beggar for their service to the country while holding this post. I hope that Parliament will continue to benefit from their experience and expertise in the sector.

• /u/PoliticoBailey is appointed as Secretary of State for Growth, Business, and Trade following the mysterious disappearance of /u/CountBrandenburg (M: became quad).

33rd Government Cabinet Update - 8th of September

• /u/model-willem will be taking up the position of Lord Keeper of the Privy Seal (Leader of the House of Lords), Captain of the Honourable Corps of Gentlemen-at-Arms (Chief Whip in the House of Lords), as well as retaining their current positions.

Good Morning,

Yesterday I signalled my intention to resign to the Labour Party and the Deputy Prime Minister.

It has been my greatest pleasure to steward this government and oversee its work. Despite the odds and the criticisms, it has not only survived but thrived and delivered positive, measurable change for people across the United Kingdom. We have instituted long-term, beneficial policies which will have an impact for decades to come.

When I came into office, I said I wanted to lead by example. I hope that during my tenure, I have stood by this ethos and shown that we can and should work across ideological lines to improve this country, as it has and is working.

I would like to thank the Deputy Prime Minister and both parties leadership teams for their hard work, commitment and advice which has been invaluable during my time as Prime Minister. I wish my successor such good company.

Thank you.

Cabinet Update

u/cranbrook_aspie will become Secretary of State for Transport

u/frost_walker2017 will become Secretary of State for Education and Skills

u/BeppeSignFury will become Minister of State for SEND Reform

u/chi0121 will become Secretary of State for Defence

Thank you.

33rd Government Cabinet Update - 25th of July

• /u/model-willem will be taking up the position of Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Justice.

• /u/CheckMyBrain11 will be taking up the position as Secretary of State for Space, Science, Research, and Innovation, and will remain in their current position of Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster (attending cabinet).

33rd Government Cabinet Update - 22nd of July

• /u/Markthemonkey888 will be taking up the position of Secretary of State for Work and Welfare, and will be retaining their current position as Minister of State for Minister of State for the Commonwealth and Minister of State for Food Security.

• /u/CheckMyBrain11 will be taking up the position as Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster (attending cabinet).

Good Evening,

u/theverywetbanana will be replacing u/muffin5136 as Secretary of State for Transport

u/BeppeSignFury will be replacing u/model-legs as Secretary of State for International Development

Thank you.

33rd Government Cabinet Update - 22nd of June

• /u/XVillan will be taking up the position of Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.

Nominated Peerages - June 16th, 2023

THE KING has been pleased by Letters Patent under the Great Seal of the Realm dated 16th June 2023 to confer the dignity of a Barony of the United Kingdom upon the following:

/u/m_horses

/u/Xvillan

/u/StraitsOfMagellan

33rd Government Cabinet Update - 14th of June

• /u/Meneerduif will be taking up the position of Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Justice.

• /u/darth-nimious will be taking up the position of Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, and will be retaining their current position as Minister of State for Health.

Good Evening,

u/model-finn will be stepping back from Secretary of State for Transport as well as their previous Minister of State role and will return to the backbenches. I thank them for their hard-work and dedication.

u/Muffin5136 will be replacing them as the Secretary of State for Transport effective immediately.

Thank you.

Today I have decided to suspend u/TheVeryWetBanana’s Cabinet and Labour Party membership given the comment they made earlier. The comment was wholly unacceptable and does not have a place in our politics.

When I came into office, I made a point of wanting our politics to set a good example, to be a role model for people on how to engage constructively and positively with one another, however, that comment fell well short of that ethos. I hope they will take this time away to reflect on that.

I offer my apologies to anyone offended or hurt by the comment made and reassure them that this is not the attitude or belief of anyone in the Labour Party or this government.

u/Model-finn will be taking the role of Secretary of State for Transport for the foreseeable future.

Thank you.

33rd Government Cabinet Update - 29th of May

• /u/model-willem will be taking up the position of Secretary of State for Space, Science, Research, and Innovation.

• /u/Frost_Walker2017 will be taking up the position of Secretary of State for Defence, and Minister of State for Exams and Curriculum Reform.

• /u/Rea-wakey will be taking up the position of Economic Secretary to the Treasury (Attending Cabinet), and will remain in their current position of Secretary of State for Home Affairs.

• /u/Meneerduif will be taking up the position of Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster (attending cabinet).

• /u/markthemonkey88 will be taking up the position of Minister of State for the Commonwealth (attending cabinet), and will remain in their current position of Minister of State for Food Security.

Good evening, all.

I’m pleased to today announce the cabinet of the 33rd Government. When I entered politics I could never have imagined becoming Prime Minister, let alone serving with the Conservatives, but assembled here is a government that I can be confident will serve the British people well and deliver on our shared priorities.

Amidst a cost of living crisis, where ordinary people are struggling, we’re prepared to take the action necessary to assist the British public. But we have priorities beyond that, too, and I’m keen to build a Britain for the next generation. The ethos of collaboration and looking to the future runs throughout this government and our policies, from restructuring dentistry and energy to a strong education system where people can truly take control of their future. By taking the necessary steps to mitigate climate change and reach net zero, we give our children a future they would otherwise not have, while our work to implement the Lords Report on Institutional Abuses will safeguard these children and protect them.

The coalition may be unusual, but our shared commitment is not. Politics is all about improving lives, and I would not have agreed to this deal had I thought it would materially make lives worse. Fears of selling out Labour’s ideology and ethos are, in my view, invalid, and I have the pleasure of working closely with committed individuals this term as we achieve our policies and goals.

This Grand Coalition is prepared to change Britain. I have the honour of leading it, and I can only thank the people who have brought me here.

Now it’s time to get to work.

Due to the defection of the previous Education Secretary, I am appointing /u/beppesignfury to take the role.

/u/Itsholmgangthen will be taking up the position of DCMS Secretary.

With the election of /u/lady_aya to lead Sinn Fein, she will be stepping down from her position as SoS Northern Ireland as required. She will be taking the position of SoS for International Development.

/u/cocoiadrop_ will be taking up the role of SoS Northern Ireland in her place.

Due to irl responsibilities taking priority over MHoC, /u/dylanlc04 will be stepping down from their position as SoS for Housing, Communities, and Local Government. /u/NewAccountMcGee will be taking their position for the rest of the term.

/u/chainchompsky1 has been too occupied with his schooling to continue in the role, so I am promoting /u/sunlightatnight to the position of Home Secretary, in addition to his responsibilities as Minister for Bees.

Nominated Peerages - February 2nd, 2023

THE KING has been pleased by Letters Patent under the Great Seal of the Realm dated 25 January 2023 to confer the dignity of a Barony of the United Kingdom upon the following:

/u/Model-Trask

As there is now a vacancy, I am appointing /u/jellycow as SoS Justice.

His Majesty has made the following appointments to the Cabinet:

• /u/sunlightatnight as Minister for Bees (Attending Cabinet)
• Gwenllïan PGCT rabbit as Chief Bunny (Attending Cabinet)
• Blodeuwedd PGCT rabbit as Minister for Nibblots (Attending Cabinet)

Nominated Peerages - January 25th, 2023

THE KING has been pleased by Letters Patent under the Great Seal of the Realm dated 25 January 2023 to confer the dignity of a Barony of the United Kingdom upon the following:

/u/oakesofshott

/u/blockbuilderg123