/r/dontputyourdickinthat
Don't do it! This subreddit is for things that are... well... not to be penetrated. NO ANIMALS
No kids, immediate ban.
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No misogyny. No body shaming. No trans shaming.
No gore.
No animals.
No off-topic posts.
No ragebait.
No low-effort titles.
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This is gunna hurt!
10W30 should help though
3 Comments
2024/11/10
08:30 UTC
08:30 UTC
92
...making chilli sauce
Not even sure why you would want to!
11 Comments
2024/11/10
05:55 UTC
05:55 UTC
0
Don't you even think of it.
0 Comments
2024/11/10
02:56 UTC
02:56 UTC
11
Trees of New England
1 Comment
2024/11/09
21:19 UTC
21:19 UTC
357
Future be like.
46 Comments
2024/11/09
19:36 UTC
19:36 UTC
9
Found at my local neighborhood market
I've seen sweet potatoes in many different shapes, I had to snap a pic of these.
0 Comments
2024/11/09
19:26 UTC
19:26 UTC
455
Everything reminds me of her
13 Comments
2024/11/09
18:24 UTC
18:24 UTC
55
The "Eye" of Sauron. Keep Jim away from the pie.
Stole this from a LotR page on FB haha
4 Comments
2024/11/09
18:15 UTC
18:15 UTC
162
Sure reminds me of her
18 Comments
2024/11/09
14:47 UTC
14:47 UTC
127
I chose the wrong cup for my coffee but it turned out quite exciting...
6 Comments
2024/11/09
12:39 UTC
12:39 UTC
426
This exquisite guitar
31 Comments
2024/11/09
10:38 UTC
10:38 UTC
94
Santa has a secret!
16 Comments
2024/11/09
10:37 UTC
10:37 UTC
27
17 Comments
2024/11/09
09:05 UTC
09:05 UTC
82
The longer I go without getting laid, the more appealing this looks!
6 Comments
2024/11/09
06:04 UTC
06:04 UTC
133
Tim Hortons selling stuffed Buttholes.
3 Comments
2024/11/09
00:56 UTC
00:56 UTC
65
For XXXmas tree
3 Comments
2024/11/08
22:42 UTC
22:42 UTC
34
Anyone porking Toy Story’s Ham?
Seen tonight at Disneyland.
5 Comments
2024/11/08
04:45 UTC
04:45 UTC
237
a shine job for everyone
4 Comments
2024/11/08
04:34 UTC
04:34 UTC
10
Cum closer, I c-n't hear you.
1 Comment
2024/11/08
04:12 UTC
04:12 UTC
39
That's right, sir. You can't put your dick in that BUT, you can shave her butthole.
1 Comment
2024/11/08
04:00 UTC
04:00 UTC
974
who doesn’t love getting between a good set of onions?
44 Comments
2024/11/08
03:04 UTC
03:04 UTC
9
0 Comments
2024/11/07
23:28 UTC
23:28 UTC
58
And I thought choking my chicken sounded good
8 Comments
2024/11/07
22:32 UTC
22:32 UTC
1,387
Found this yesterday
51 Comments
2024/11/07
17:32 UTC
17:32 UTC
130
My Halloween contribution
8 Comments
2024/11/07
05:21 UTC
05:21 UTC
67
They knew what they were doing
11 Comments
2024/11/07
04:11 UTC
04:11 UTC
106
Saw it walking around in some novelty shop the other day
23 Comments
2024/11/07
04:09 UTC
04:09 UTC
13
This camera case better stop looking at me
0 Comments
2024/11/07
04:03 UTC
04:03 UTC
0
…I’m so sorry guys
3 Comments
2024/11/07
02:01 UTC
02:01 UTC
43
Mmm. Tortellini en brodo...
6 Comments
2024/11/07
01:00 UTC
01:00 UTC