/r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Don't do it! This subreddit is for things that are... well... not to be penetrated. NO ANIMALS

No kids, immediate ban.

No reposts.

No misogyny. No body shaming. No trans shaming.

No gore.

No animals.

No off-topic posts.

No ragebait.

No low-effort titles.

No art.


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Happy Thanksgiving !

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2024/12/01
18:42 UTC

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I know some of you needle dicks will try...

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2024/12/01
18:10 UTC

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I know it’s clay, and I know it’s at a store

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2024/12/01
17:58 UTC

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What if I wear protection?

10 Comments
2024/12/01
16:36 UTC

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Yummy strawberry or not?

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2024/12/01
14:51 UTC

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Suspicious looking egg

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2024/12/01
09:30 UTC

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Promachotheuthis Sulcus

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2024/12/01
08:07 UTC

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I know it is tempting

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2024/12/01
07:07 UTC

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2

5 Comments
2024/11/30
21:50 UTC

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Looks tempting, I know 😔

14 Comments
2024/11/30
19:36 UTC

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figured y’all would like this one

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2024/11/30
18:49 UTC

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Station labeled as "glory hole"

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2024/11/30
15:26 UTC

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Finally found a fleshlight that fits right

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2024/11/30
12:09 UTC

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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Saw them and immediately thought of this subreddit...

4 Comments
2024/11/30
10:10 UTC

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How do I fill the hole?

3 Comments
2024/11/30
09:41 UTC

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I mean a stoma could be a new goal

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2024/11/30
08:34 UTC

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Egg butthole from r/weirdeggs

From r/weirdeggs

2 Comments
2024/11/30
03:29 UTC

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Swollen Vocal Cords

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2024/11/30
02:34 UTC

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Creamy and cold

2 Comments
2024/11/30
00:15 UTC

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Stress relief toy. Doughnut

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2024/11/29
23:44 UTC

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Amanita Mushrussy

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2024/11/29
23:26 UTC

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Welp boys, this will be a hard decision *pun intended*

14 Comments
2024/11/29
23:14 UTC

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Those Brazilian Mangos

4 Comments
2024/11/29
22:46 UTC

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Anybody ever notice the monkeys in Twilight Princess?

6 Comments
2024/11/29
22:11 UTC

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2024/11/29
18:41 UTC

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Seems like somebody beat me to it

2 Comments
2024/11/29
17:08 UTC

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"Honey I don't remember these biscuits having cream in them?"

A box of biscuits my SO showed me over video call

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2024/11/29
17:02 UTC

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At Target and only $5!

1 Comment
2024/11/29
14:42 UTC

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