Peach say, Peach happy bein dog. Peach dog, Peach gud, smrt an purdy. Peach got gud paws that gurl use for air drum when Peach sleepy. Peach allow dis....fer now.

Gurl make dum faces an say "hurdurhur, look at dis piktur I draws of yoo as a people!"

Peacxh dont wanna be peeople. peeplul cant dig or run or sniff butts or sniff anytng!

DIS PERFEKSHUN

I know a dog who, when he wakes up, likes to snort, grumble and roll around on his back happily.

Peach has also been working on a new album, dropping soon.

Dat’s it. Is rhetorical question

dont u hate it wen ur ear get stuck insidey-outsidey

i no i do

It is tree shaped ad all greend it so yum yums!

It is cheese and it is stick.

Woof woof everbuddy!

Peach wuz on a very gud safari in ffront yard and i sniffed sumthin i sniffed before but CLOSE. I sniff around real big, sniff sniff sniif. Follow da sniffs an I find a big boosh that had not one, not two, but THREE FRUNCH FRIES under it. so peach eats em an dont share with nobuddy, not even gurl.

but peach now thinkin dat i shoulda planted the frunch fries to make more frunch fry trees. peach now will be checkin dat boosh and buryin da frunch fry seeds for laters.

in udder peach news, DAT MAILMAN STILL LIVIN NEXT DOOR! PEACH POOPED IN HIS YARD an then woofed in joy.

peach out!

Here in the OooKay the sun is shining lots and lots and the hoomans are complaing about being hots - I think their lack of fur makes them get overheated. As a cat I love to find a sunspot and bask so I am not struggling.

I have also heard that some creature called Jasper is so overheated that he is burning! This is doing me a concern for all the doggos and Cats who live near Jasper.

Are you all doing OK? Are you too hot? If you are hot what do you do? Is your hoomans coping?

Hello frens, its me, Buddy. I am seeking chewy sticks, puppy bones, mailman shoos, an rocks as a donation to da BUDDY PAC (Pepper Action Committee). Yet donation will help me bite Donald trump in da butt.

I got a big mouth so I can bite a LOTTA buttcheek.

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I get lotsa shots for dog flu,, stinkyness,, biteamins and to make my butt sink good.

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Prezidunt Biden call me on da moon an he says "Buddy, we need your help. I am too weak to go on. Please, take the nomination and bite Trump in the butt."

I gunna bite dat man in da butt.

Just wishing you all a happy and safe Thursday.

Remember yoy hoomans can get very frightened of the loud sky boomies so stick close and cuddle them hard, also give them lots of treetos to help (chimken and snausages are best)

Why hoomin complains is difficult to make new hoomin friens? Is easy. Just put your snoot agains someone an expect scritsh scrots and voila, new frien discovered. Works every single time. I halp hoomin. He very silly.

I'm sad and lonely mama what did I do? Why are closed doors between me and you?

You call me good girl but pets are getting few. You hardly snuggle anymore I love that you used to.

You still give many treats and ear scritches, too. Why do you wash your hands after you do?

At night I could sleep cozy in the big bed. Now you say no, another bed instead.

I wag my tail when you come and know I will be fed. And always be beside your side no matter what's ahead.

The red it never gibs notification about posts here! We will be chekin now cuz dis our fav place on the red it.

Tail wags and hugs and chimnkin for all!

Apollo, Athena, and the mom!

HAI GUYS IS TURK. Was talking tew u/EstroJen and made a decide to share very important tip for success: Turkey’s ball in hole= no crime for doing a big dig. It is VERY GOOD TIME. Do yew get LIMITED from doing digs? They say “Turkey no digging, against da rules”. They say this to you tew? Don worry, do this! Do yew like ball? Get ball. Put on sand. Uh ob, ball is crazy! Must use hands to get. Oh no! Ball is going into the sand! Uh oh, more hands! It LOOKS LIKE DIG- is not. If they want to say tew yew Turkey, is actually dig. You say, getting ball? NO CRIMES. Tell your Frenz too. But please, do not take Turkey’s ball from hole.

This pewst isn safe for workinbcause Turkey doesn want to make distract with such gewd secret. Plz, don try if puppey.

HAI! BIG NEWS. Went for patrol, and SOMEONE named Sage who lives on the corner is not JUSt a RUDE BOI BAD BOI, is ALSO scardey boy who doesnt patrol his own wall good. Turk did LOTS of smelling of fence with NO FEAR. And also? This time, TURK made sure everywhere else smelled diffren at the end, NOT JUST HIM. Les just say, Sage should bring his reading nose out tewmorrow morning and be prepare for MAJOR OFFENSE. And don scare Turkey no more, or else this will become MORE AND BIGGER. Turkey drinks A LOT OF WATER AND TURKEY HATES LIMITS. Big thank to everyone for the support and. Thank to Peach for clarity on dis issue, Turk was more brave for this.

Turkey here and just wondrin if you notice your guys are on the square all the time? Just lookin. I drop the ball I drop the ball I drop the ball- nothing! Let me know how you do it please and bye!

Hi I hope someone can help. I have two dogs one Chihuahua and the other one is a Jack Russell/ chihuahua. My little chihuahua right now is not doing so well as he got a eye problem so he taking meds for it right now. But for having a bad eye he happy and still running around playing and doing what he normally does everyday. Now for my other dog jack Russell/ chihuahua he be acting weird ever since I came back from the vets with my other dog he been laying around not being energetic like he always is when I come home he does’nt want to play with his toys. he not so hyped when we take him for walks. But he eating sleeping and weeing/pooing fine. When I look at him from the side of my eye he fine sleeping and laying there chilled but when I look at him and he see me he still shaken that was at for a a few days but after couple more days he just seat there looks at me and just out right ignores me calling him/ trying to playing with him or give him cuddles. At first I thought it could be jealousy but now I just don’t know? It cost some much to take my little one to the vets and maybe cost me more if this meds don’t work. So I can afford spending more money if my other dog is acting I know I sound heartless I love my boys just like my kids but if my little one needs ops on his eye that going to cost me a arm and leg to get it done. so you can see how stress I am with my other dog acting wired right now. I hope some one can help me figure this out. Thanks for reading.

Dis me, El Peacho, PRIMCESS of da car an da house an everything . Me an Jennyfrend go fer drive around da world an we stopped for food from a window that included Peach's favrit: FRUNCH FRIIIES! Normally Peachy gets sum BUT NOT TODAY! Peach get nuthin! Peach sez "Der is a frunch fry tax! AND A SAMMICH TAX" But still nuffin.