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Currently we are out of the dog house, but we hope to be back real soon! In case this goes longer than expected, feel free to say hello on twitter at https://twitter.com/jenpicklehead, or just keep an eye on it. If we end up moving to another space, I'll keep you updated there.

What if I never found out who's a good boy?


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Alfie in the afterlife ⛅️ 👼

This is my new suite in the afterlife ⛅️ 👼 Lots of blankets just like my hooman’s bed. I miss them tho 🥺

9 Comments
2025/01/08
02:20 UTC

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Hi guys! I had to go today, but I’ll see ya in Doggy Heaven ☁️ 🌈

I’ll get to have as much steak 🥩 as I want!

13 Comments
2025/01/06
01:24 UTC

28

what are you doing? I said, I want chicken!

1 Comment
2025/01/04
08:21 UTC

23

Droppin mah crimbus album!

2 Comments
2024/12/26
15:40 UTC

10

Let me draw your dog

I need to learn to draw and paint better, so why not draw and paint my favorite doggos?

I know, I know....not from the dog's perspective. But I am an honorary doggo. Here's some stuff I've done with colored pencil.

22 Comments
2024/12/02
22:51 UTC

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Hey pupperinos. We all know that dogs are secret superheroes. What are your powers and do you have a secret hero name?

19 Comments
2024/11/25
15:36 UTC

54

All dogs are suddenly able to speak. What are their complaints about humans?

50 Comments
2024/11/23
02:00 UTC

14

Gurl drew Peach as peoples

Peach say, Peach happy bein dog. Peach dog, Peach gud, smrt an purdy. Peach got gud paws that gurl use for air drum when Peach sleepy. Peach allow dis....fer now.

Gurl make dum faces an say "hurdurhur, look at dis piktur I draws of yoo as a people!"

Peacxh dont wanna be peeople. peeplul cant dig or run or sniff butts or sniff anytng!

DIS PERFEKSHUN

0 Comments
2024/11/20
17:43 UTC

53

Peach crosses all moosical boundaries

17 Comments
2024/11/15
18:45 UTC

12

Do you like to roll and do grumbles?

I know a dog who, when he wakes up, likes to snort, grumble and roll around on his back happily.

Peach has also been working on a new album, dropping soon.

2 Comments
2024/11/14
20:52 UTC

14

why hooman use paws to throw ball and not mouth??

6 Comments
2024/11/08
21:45 UTC

49

smol hoomans came to my hous and said trickerTREET over and over but none of them gave me a TREET

1 Comment
2024/11/02
16:47 UTC

38

Wut is it about my dad’s shooz dat makes them so nice to cuddle with?

Dat’s it. Is rhetorical question

4 Comments
2024/10/25
19:50 UTC

50

dont u hate it wen ur ear gets stuck

dont u hate it wen ur ear get stuck insidey-outsidey

i no i do

10 Comments
2024/09/25
17:51 UTC

9

Best thing for dogs

It is tree shaped ad all greend it so yum yums!

3 Comments
2024/09/21
03:27 UTC

25

Bes thing for doggos: CHEEES STICK

It is cheese and it is stick.

4 Comments
2024/09/03
14:32 UTC

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peach Finds mistical frunch fry boosh

Woof woof everbuddy!

Peach wuz on a very gud safari in ffront yard and i sniffed sumthin i sniffed before but CLOSE. I sniff around real big, sniff sniff sniif. Follow da sniffs an I find a big boosh that had not one, not two, but THREE FRUNCH FRIES under it. so peach eats em an dont share with nobuddy, not even gurl.

but peach now thinkin dat i shoulda planted the frunch fries to make more frunch fry trees. peach now will be checkin dat boosh and buryin da frunch fry seeds for laters.

in udder peach news, DAT MAILMAN STILL LIVIN NEXT DOOR! PEACH POOPED IN HIS YARD an then woofed in joy.

peach out!

5 Comments
2024/08/23
07:20 UTC

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How are you all doing?

Here in the OooKay the sun is shining lots and lots and the hoomans are complaing about being hots - I think their lack of fur makes them get overheated. As a cat I love to find a sunspot and bask so I am not struggling.

I have also heard that some creature called Jasper is so overheated that he is burning! This is doing me a concern for all the doggos and Cats who live near Jasper.

Are you all doing OK? Are you too hot? If you are hot what do you do? Is your hoomans coping?

6 Comments
2024/07/29
16:26 UTC

30

I is comin" to yoo fer support

Hello frens, its me, Buddy. I am seeking chewy sticks, puppy bones, mailman shoos, an rocks as a donation to da BUDDY PAC (Pepper Action Committee). Yet donation will help me bite Donald trump in da butt.

I got a big mouth so I can bite a LOTTA buttcheek.

-----This Ad paid for by The Buddy System, a Puppy Action Committee for gud dogs-----

9 Comments
2024/07/24
13:58 UTC

16

It not dat big a deal to get shot.

I get lotsa shots for dog flu,, stinkyness,, biteamins and to make my butt sink good.

2 Comments
2024/07/23
15:52 UTC

44

Deez crazy times. Yoo need seniur pollitician.

https://preview.redd.it/qd4wt9fbz2ed1.png?width=526&format=png&auto=webp&s=bef3c25c7f3a75b26c99eadbe68043b9ca000189

Prezidunt Biden call me on da moon an he says "Buddy, we need your help. I am too weak to go on. Please, take the nomination and bite Trump in the butt."

I gunna bite dat man in da butt.

5 Comments
2024/07/22
14:34 UTC

15

Happy In dee pen dance day

Just wishing you all a happy and safe Thursday.

Remember yoy hoomans can get very frightened of the loud sky boomies so stick close and cuddle them hard, also give them lots of treetos to help (chimken and snausages are best)

2 Comments
2024/07/04
17:12 UTC

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Makin friens

Why hoomin complains is difficult to make new hoomin friens? Is easy. Just put your snoot agains someone an expect scritsh scrots and voila, new frien discovered. Works every single time. I halp hoomin. He very silly.

7 Comments
2024/06/27
04:38 UTC

15

Lament for Dog Allergies

I'm sad and lonely mama what did I do? Why are closed doors between me and you?

You call me good girl but pets are getting few. You hardly snuggle anymore I love that you used to.

You still give many treats and ear scritches, too. Why do you wash your hands after you do?

At night I could sleep cozy in the big bed. Now you say no, another bed instead.

I wag my tail when you come and know I will be fed. And always be beside your side no matter what's ahead.

10 Comments
2024/06/08
19:37 UTC

25

Hi there !

0 Comments
2024/06/06
19:28 UTC

23

We didn’t know!

The red it never gibs notification about posts here! We will be chekin now cuz dis our fav place on the red it.

Tail wags and hugs and chimnkin for all!

Apollo, Athena, and the mom!

3 Comments
2024/05/22
09:38 UTC

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TIP FOR FRENZ OF TURKEY- SECRET DIG

HAI GUYS IS TURK. Was talking tew u/EstroJen and made a decide to share very important tip for success: Turkey’s ball in hole= no crime for doing a big dig. It is VERY GOOD TIME. Do yew get LIMITED from doing digs? They say “Turkey no digging, against da rules”. They say this to you tew? Don worry, do this! Do yew like ball? Get ball. Put on sand. Uh ob, ball is crazy! Must use hands to get. Oh no! Ball is going into the sand! Uh oh, more hands! It LOOKS LIKE DIG- is not. If they want to say tew yew Turkey, is actually dig. You say, getting ball? NO CRIMES. Tell your Frenz too. But please, do not take Turkey’s ball from hole.

This pewst isn safe for workinbcause Turkey doesn want to make distract with such gewd secret. Plz, don try if puppey.

2 Comments
2024/05/09
21:49 UTC

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