Dis me, El Peacho, PRIMCESS of da car an da house an everything . Me an Jennyfrend go fer drive around da world an we stopped for food from a window that included Peach's favrit: FRUNCH FRIIIES! Normally Peachy gets sum BUT NOT TODAY! Peach get nuthin! Peach sez "Der is a frunch fry tax! AND A SAMMICH TAX" But still nuffin.

Hullo der, it's mee, it's Peach.

Do yoo like frendship?

Does yoo like mud?

Be frends wif Peach.

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Da hoomannn gibs me a goopy treat. Aynd ash I eets it sais "sai henlo to Gabby Pantson"

Who ish Gabby andd whai my worrld gones wobbly? Mai spellung gones baibai twos.

I has had sturang dreeme. I deemed I was inna bocks and bocks go bruuuummm. And noo hooman did a grope and opens my mouth and my teefs dids not eveenn bites him!!! Hoomann saids sum troo fings abowt mi floofly bewtee an ma harts gudd and mes nees all gudd. Butt himes stollen myys redrumm mitties!!! Know moor shurrps onn mes footsies.

Ai mus gow an do a slipps. Mebbees affurr slipps wurldd kno wobblee not moor.

Edit after some time to recover: the hooman did use some kind of roofie drug to make me go into box and subject myself to the attentions of the v£t!

Does bodily autonomy mean nothing to these vile bipeds? Not only was my majestic floof interfered with but my hooman slave conspired to it! I think I need a pawyer.

Mommy touched new hooman baby's nose and said beep. But daddy says it is boop( like for me and my brother doggo). I have a confusion. Is it beep or boop for hooman babies?

Peach got dis rap career an a collaberation wif Froot Loops. Gunna get mah own cereal called PEACH-Os. Its da brekfast of winners.

It got red squeaky balls, blue squeaky bones, DURT, LEAFS, an hot dog bits.

Clearly Peach got stuff to do, can't be prezdent. Prezdent important jerb. Gotta beat dat guy wif the bad hair. Is he a dog? Mebbe a big fat rat.

We have just come home to see this

Peach de elf here! Peach hopes yoo been been good an stealin mailman shoos. Peach also stole da amazon truk so peach get all da yummers an also a nu sweatur dat got Santana on it. Yeah, peach like Santana an dem hot liks.

Peach: 1. Jef Bozos: 0

Too bad hoomans is color blind and can’t see like we do. The world must look so boring to them!

If you are cleaning a vacum cleaner aren't YOU the vacum "cleaner"

Happy tanksgiving! Hopes you guys gits all da good stuff. If you not in USA ask for treats for knowing me!