Would someone be able to help me locate a strip I vaguely remember from years ago? I had printed it out many years ago and had it up on my cubicle wall at work.

I don't remember much but the punch line and final panel was basically the pointy haired boss telling Dilbert that's he's stuck there (at the company) forever.

Thanks!

Hello, does anyone have access or a copy of the Dilbert comic that goes something like: “how’s the new baby? It’s taking a toll on my body" How's Becky doing? I AM Becky..Bob looks worse”. Would love to get my hands on this.

Dogbert's school of management.

Now pay close attention.

Throw the rock up in the air and demand it stay there.

Here's the source on where I found out about this pilot https://youtu.be/FKTTuLFI0Ag?si=1RQ7BcX6kpeAvmOM&t=773

The complete Dilbert TV series is available digitally on the Microsoft Store via Windows or Xbox for the next 8 hours for $10 total:

• Season 1
• Season 2

A short while ago I lost my wallet with my debit card in it. Of course I had to cancel it and get a new one. I had an account for the Dilbert web site using that old card and of course I was dropped after it stopped working.

After getting a new card I resubscribed to the site with my new card and signed up for a year subscription for 70 dollars. However, I cannot get the paid services.

I hope Scott Adams reads this. I have already sent an email to his site but have not had a repply.

I remember a Dogbert adage stating you cab lead a horse to water, but your butt would hurt — can someone help me with the quote?

The boss in the company is accused that he keeps Elbonian slaves at his home. He says that they are not slaves, he sees them more as bad negotiators.
Can anybody navigate me to the strip ? I cannot find it via Google.

Hi!

I remember a Dilbert comic
where a companies´ big boss describes:

1. "We need more managers and superious, to control everything" (increase of layers in hierarchy)

2. Then 10...15 years later another boss relizes: "We need to get more flexible" (decrease of layers in hierarchy)

3. Another 10...15 years later someone finds that 1) was a good idea.

Does anybody know this comic?
Thank you very much!

I'm working on a powerpoint about leadership. On Urban Dictionary, I found a cool quote about leadership that's example is "Catbert showed his leadership skills by promising Dilbert a promotion if he worked all weekend and there's ever an opening and no one else is more qualified."

I would love to have that strip in my slideshow, but I can't find it anywhere. Anyone know where it could be?