Hi!

I remember a Dilbert comic
where a companies´ big boss describes:

1. "We need more managers and superious, to control everything" (increase of layers in hierarchy)

2. Then 10...15 years later another boss relizes: "We need to get more flexible" (decrease of layers in hierarchy)

3. Another 10...15 years later someone finds that 1) was a good idea.

Does anybody know this comic?
Thank you very much!

I'm working on a powerpoint about leadership. On Urban Dictionary, I found a cool quote about leadership that's example is "Catbert showed his leadership skills by promising Dilbert a promotion if he worked all weekend and there's ever an opening and no one else is more qualified."

I would love to have that strip in my slideshow, but I can't find it anywhere. Anyone know where it could be?

Hello. Do you know of any organized efforts to ship Dilbert 2025 calendar in bulk to Europe? And of ways to buy them "locally"?

They ship only to Germany or United Kingdom.

I am trying to organize a group of friends to buy them but even when ordering 6 pieces (to get below the toll limits), the price is still 40 USD / 31 GBP / 37 EUR.

Thanks for any suggestions! Let's bring this self-published manifestation of a middle finger to the System to our kitchens and workspaces! :)

PS: If anybody is from Czech Republic/Slovak Republic, we can organize on an individual level.

Anyone remember that one? "I think she's smiling at me."

Maybe like:

Dogbert: (catch a phone call and start speaking)

Dogbert: (say some sound-like professional words but nonsense in fact)

Dogbert: we say this to make you think we are doing tech support

Hello everyone. Looking for a strip where Dilbert has to write a long report or some other document, and he hates doing it, so at the end he angrily bangs it out in 5 minutes. The PHB is very impressed and praises Dilbert for the best document ever. Dilbert then finds it depressing/disturbing.

Thanks in advance!

The strip goes something like this.

• Dilbert comes to boss and says that he has completed the work in half the time.
• Boss has not even replied and yet, Dilbert is sweating and saying that he has set some new baseline for himself.
• Boss calmly asks and says that let's some stretch goals.

Hey guys. I am trying to find one of the Dilbert strip. It was about Asok. Wally did not stopped him from reporting to the Boss that he acomplished his task better than he was asked to. And the Boss said that from now he will have to do it everytime or he will be accused of acting to the detriment of the company. And after that Wally called the situation as "gaining the experience". Any help here

Dilbert is telling his mom that he saved the world. And the mom starts talking about something else, Dilbert then says, are we done talking about my thing.

I am looking for an old strip in which Dilbert reports to his boss and the message is gradually diluted as it passes through the managerial ladder, until it’s finally reduced to ”nice tie”. Can anyone here help me find it?

Dogbert calls out the diamond industry and they give him a bag of diamonds to keep quiet about it and then he laments that he's now a part of the scam. I can't find it anywhere, any clues?

https://preview.redd.it/bfxpzosxdzsd1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=903a50e6a205ed522f3aa195ac6ba00beb9f3860

[edit - never mind, I found it]

What my fuzzy memory recalls is Dilbert was mad because he was told he needed to justify the cost of something he needed. He responds by saying he Doesn't understand why he has to , and uses the example that he never had to justify having a chair at his desk. The next day his chair is gone.

Anyone have a lead on this one? I have been searching aimlessly and can't find it. Thanks!

Today's Dilbert is HILARIOUS.  Catbert tells Dilbert that he got invited to an Elbonian barbecue.  Catbert says that there is a Elbonian immigrant camp near his home and that they would like to meet him.  Dilbert asked Catbert if they left off the “m” from the meet and Catbert says how did you know that ?

So excuse me if this has already been asked, but it only recently occurred to me.

The last collected Dilbert strip was October 17, 2021, in "Not Remotely Working."

The last ever Dilbert strip was March 23,2023.

So what happened to that, roughly, year and a half or so of strips? Are they getting collected somewhere? Or have they merely been lost to time?

When was the very first Dilbert Reborn comic strip published on Scott Adams' locals account?