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Sam Seder went to visit the grave of Michael Brooks, and decided to bring him back to life by performing some voodoo shit that he learned from his trip in New Orleans. After successfully resurrecting Michael, he tells him everything. From the recent Russian money incident to him calling members of Congress who have called for a ceasefire “Hamas loving cunts.” Michael, stunned by how low Rave Dubin has gone, decides to dunk on Dave harder than he ever had.

However, Dave, knowing the history of Sam and Michael dunking on him, sees this and has enough. Using his typical ad hominem attacks, he starts a Twitter war by tweeting to Michael Brooks “Go live in Gaza and see how it’ll work out for you Hamas loving cunt!” And thus begins the most heated war in Twitter history.

After a week of going back and forth, Dave decides he's going to kill Sam and Michael. He takes a flight up to NYC, and smuggles in weapons into his hotel room. However, Sam, Michael, and Emma are told in advance that Dave is coming to kill them, and thus they hire mobsters to whack him. Dave however, called Vladimir Putin to send over Russian mobsters into New York City, and the 2 gangs coincidentally meet in The Bronx. The fight has everything, shootings, stabbings, suffocating. After both groups are killed off, Sam, Michael, and Emma are abducted by a group of men, and taken to a random to a random room in the Empire State Building, where none other than Dave Rubin appears before them, and gives them a terrifying warning. “If you don’t stop dunking on me, I will take you out with my high level ideas.”

Knowing that Dave is legitimately serious, they resort to another plan. They buy a pipe bomb off the black market, and access the dark web via Tor to hire a hitman who is willing to do a suicide bombing. They meet up near Brooklyn Bridge, and the hitman agrees to be placed in a wheelchair, where the pipe bomb will be placed.

Dave gets a phone call from someone who tells him that a loved one of his is in a nursing home, and he needs to come by to see him. However, when he enters the nursing home room, he doesn’t see his loved one. Instead, it was a man in a suit, sitting in a wheelchair with a bell on the arm rest. He starts ringing it, and Dave, who is confused by what’s happening, looks down to see the pipe bomb on the wheelchair. Dave screams, and the room is blown up.

Somehow, Dave Rubin survives, walking out of the room, only to show half of his face is blown off. He collapses dead.

How bummed Rubin must be not to have been one of the select few alpha “young” male podcasters chosen to interview Trump and sway the bros and incels.

Not even an interview with JD, who is now apparently appealing to “normal gay guys” as a last ditch cohort? I can already feel Dave’s brow glistening as he slams another bottle of red wine and emotionally abuses his producer/husband David Janet.

“I invented the normal gay guy - wtf JD stealing my lines on stage?” -Rubin, momentarily remembering the normal gay guy comedy he attempted at and failed at throughout the 2000s, back when the creditors were calling every 20 min bc handing out flyers in Times Square to crowds of 20 people at gay comedy night didn’t pay the bills.

“But at least we got the Russian money, so the pool boys and nannies are paid through 2025,” Janet exclaims, his twinky Zionist body running through the mansion bearing Rubin’s wrath.

It’s over, it’s not over, I love you, I do this because I love you, we will win, we won’t lose, come back, no leave you didn’t get me those goddamn interviews, idiot.

Wine bottle crashes to the floor.

• play by play inside the Rubin Janet household from the one who knows their script.

Daily Wire covering the recent “Fascist” debate with Ana, Cenk, and the Left. Interesting how they picked a glamorous picture of her. You know that if the article had negative sentiment they would pick an unflattering picture.

Well Ana, you got the Daily Wire’s attention. Of course all the commentators there are drooling and anticipating her pivot to the right any day.

I see her departing TYT by early next year.

The description says it is a sub for his channel. His channel from what I’ve watched on YouTube shows a pro trump rhetoric, and an anti Harris rhetoric. The comments seem to be left leaning. What’s going on here redditors?

Just stumbled onto this sub and was intrigued. Reading the description you’d think it’s full of thoughtful discussion about DRs political commentary. Instead, the pinned posts are just trolling DR with zero effort to hide their contempt.

Mods can do what they want with the sub, just be honest about it in the description. Suggested update:

This sub is for democrats who are bitter that a gay, atheist, free speech & body autonomy supporter changed his political affiliation.

As a total Dave Rubin fanboy I’m just wondering if you guys think BanAna is finally #walkaway..ing like Dave or if she’s just faking it for likes.

Is it different from what he did? I’ve always known Davey as a total scumbag but there are a weird number of subscribers on this sub and I know a minimal bit about him starting off as a “leftist” so I assume a lot of you were maybe at one time sincere fanboys.

Compare and contrast the downfalls, please.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/daverubin/s/ZiHXeERBop

Just remember: when it happens next week, you saw and heard it here first. Here’s a picture of my prediction for next week’s election

So, this is a Rubin snark page, right? Like, there are no actual fans here - am I correct about that?