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Have been submissive for few years and watching joi and cei, tried eating cum off my hand, licking up the plate, shooting on my face. And I still find not satisfying enough and just craving for more and more and being more slutty and horny. I just want so many so many instructions and being humiliated, I kept trying to get instructions from mistress in pornhub in reddit and some phone calling apps and randomly finding some girls to control me. I think im addicted and i just want more and more. I cant stop, i need to be control and i want to be control. Please help me, please fuck me up.
Help me please. I’ve tried for the longest time to eat it, but every time I go to do it I can finish. What can I do to help me eat it? Please help me fulfill my fantasy.
I have ate my cum 4 days in a row now. Finally over PNC. In December I will try to eat it everyday. Going to buy a martini glass to drink it out of and start freezing some loads to make popsicles out of. Once you get addicted it is so much fun. Have only had 1 other guys cum so far but hoping to get more to taste. Just wanted to post and support anyone who has PNC. You can do it, it just takes time. Always start with tasting your precum.
I like swallowing my own cum so much (I can cum directly into my mouth by sucking my own cock) but I want to get better at orgasming, and then swallowing my load from my hands, or licking it off my sheets, and being in the mood to do it all over again until I have none left to cum out.
What are the best ways to get over PNC?
Hello! Recently I’ve gotten into the concept of eating my own load and have done so many times before by directly giving myself a BJ (ik, im quite lucky in that regard☺️). However a lot of times I find myself with pnc directly after, and I’m trying to find ways to get over that hump permanently. I’m not your typical guy who enjoys his own cum, I don’t use strap-ons or dildos or anything like that. But i’m trying to learn different and new exciting ways to enjoy my cum.
I’ve also seen freezing cum? I want to know why you’d do this but overall, any ways that you all have gotten over the pnc hump and can enjoy your load one after the other🤤
30 male and I want to eat my cum from my girlfriend after I creampie her or even let her feed it to me. She has no knowledge of such a kink but I want to do it with her so badly. How do I ask her to do so or tell her I want to. Or do just cream her and clean it up
So today I finally did it. Was horny all day and listening to strap-on/femdom audible stories at work. Got home and put on some lingerie, pulled out some butt plugs and dildos and started stretching my hole. Couldn’t fit the big toys but working on it. Made sure I had a small dildo in me, had Femdom hypno playing and cummed in a cup (a huge load as always) and I finally drank it. No post nut clarity. It tasted very good and actually made me horny again. I can still taste it in the back of my throat. I hope to start doing the regularly. Any other ideas to play with my cum? Eat it on food? Film me drinking it? Gargle it? Any ideas would be awesome.
I’ve read many things on this subreddit but I want a bigger consensus on yalls strategies.
What containers do yall use? I’ve heard pill bottles to Tupperwares? Does size of container matter? What works best? How to avoid freezer burn?
Techniques on freezing cum? I’m planning on adding loads in same container, specifically, jerking off in a glass and pouring it on top of frozen loads to avoid thawing of previous loads. Any other suggestions?
Techniques on thawing cum? I’ve heard many things but the biggest issue I hear is to avoid heat too quickly. Should I place container in cold water? Or warm ish water? I’m hoping to thaw it to a point where it somewhat gets close to the temperature and taste of recently ejaculated but coldish is fine.
Other techniques on producing as much load as possible in each session? I’m planning on taking lecithin and zinc over the next couple of weeks to prepare for bigger load although I doubt it may make that much of a difference since I am 21. Maybe pineapple juices an hour or two even ejaculation. I also hydrate a lot so that’s a non-issue.
Execution? On the delicious night of consumption, any ideas on what to do that night when my loads are ready to eat? Video suggestions, role play, actions?
I’ve been participating in NNN at the request of my FWB. Not in the “no fap” kind of way but a “she wants to see a huge load” kind of way. I edge daily for about 60-90 minutes, only looking at what my FWB says to look at.
Last night we were face-timing while I was laying nude in bed and edging to her instructions. Turns out I accidentally edged a little too close to the sun and just barely brushed past the point of no return. I tried to relax but felt it still slowly rising so I said, “uh oh, I think I’m gonna cum.” She told me not to touch, to show her, and if I was cumming then it was going to be ruined. I didn’t have anything to catch it because I didn’t plan on this, so in the last few seconds I had I scooted to the edge of the bed, flipped the camera, and oozed the thickest cum I’ve ever seen onto the floor below, cumming for what felt like a solid 30 seconds.
I finally finished and I heard her say, “now go eat it.” Still folly torqued and horny I slid off the bed to look at it. I swear it was probably a few tablespoons, there was so much. Before I even had a chance to think about how I would take care of it she said, “no hands. Lick it up.” I leaned in and just started slurping at it and licking the floor when I heard her say, “oh fuck,” seeing her rubbing herself on cam. I went back and licked it all up, removing the evidence of my failed NNN.
This is a part 2 I suppose maybe look out for the first part called: My first experience of SPH and CEI back in 1999. Shaped the rest of my life?
So there was likely a month or more before the next time I went for rent and Dean was not in the flat. Ruby invited me in and said to shut the door and strip whilst she made herself more comfortable. I waited a moment as I didn’t know if Dean was there. She turned and shouted for me to get on with it. I was told! I was soon totally naked, not a stitch. Ruby returned having replaced her jeans with a knee length skirt. I think this was the start of the tease as I think she knew I was expecting to see more of her.
“Okay Tiny. Let’s get this done quickly. Dean is due back in half an hour so we’ve not got long, but not a problem for peewee like you who can’t hold back his jizz!” I stood there with an erection that was at bursting point in moments. I’d saved myself from every Sunday to Friday up to this point for some reason and was horny as fuck. I’d even been to the gym and cut back on junk food to lose a few pounds. But she hadn’t noticed (or did and said nothing). She pointed next to her and told me to kneel. I moved next to her so she was in front of me and the coffee table to my right.
“Don’t point that little thing at me turn so you are shooting on the coffee table!” So I turned 90 degrees so my thighs were just inches from the coffee table. I was told not to move and she went off to her bedroom, returning with one of the envelopes they used for the rent.
“I’ve been to the bank and got you your rent. Every penny. But you have to earn it Tiny.” She pulled out a wad of new £20 notes, lay them in rows in front of me, then told me to get to it and shoot onto the notes. But that any notes without jizz on she was taking back from me. I was now pleased I’d been saving up my cum. I started to stroke myself and was already over-stimulated. She sat on the adjacent sofa and watched me as I rubbed at my dick, calling out how shit my penis was and how she owned me etc.
I was in a haze and I was watching her, watching me. A shit-eating grin on her face the whole time. I was desperate to cum, but also wanted it to last. She stood and went behind me, rubbing my shoulders as I slowly rubbed my dick. She leant down at one point and commented about getting my view of what it’s like to fiddle with a little penis. She loved to change up the words she used, penis, cock, dick, pee wee etc.
Next thing I knew she had reached between my legs from behind and grabbed at my balls. She even took a moment to say she though I had a fairly decent pair for such a teeny tiny dick, or words to that effect. She squeezed them just enough not to hurt, but enough to let me know she could change that any time she wanted. But this skin to skin contact was sufficient to send me over the edge. I said I was going to cum and she let go to have a better view. I squeezed it and slowed as long as I could until I blew.
I think even Ruby was impressed with my load. I covered the central row of notes, totally splattered and swivelled slightly to spray the left side and then the right, but by then all the power shots were gone and it was just oozing out over my hand.
I slowly stroked every last drop out and even flicked the head towards the furthest notes. I was spent and Ruby was laughing and jumping about. She was calling me her little dicked cum machine and other similar things that I don’t recall. She assessed the notes and said the spray had saved me. Only one note was cum splattered. I also had cum all over my hand and was looking for something to wipe it on. Ruby saw me and just said I was to clean my own mess up, she wasn’t wasting tissues on me. I was hesitant, it was different to last time, but Ruby again saw my reaction and just grabbed at my elbow, then grabbing my wrist to put it too my mouth, at first smearing it over my closed lips, then she slapped me on the chest. As I gasped she showed my cum soaked hand into my mouth with her demanding I clean myself up and not get any jizz on the carpet.
Her touch helped and, although maybe not eagerly, I cleaned my hand. She then grabbed my hair and pushed my face to the table and ordered me to clean the bank notes, and to hurry up before Dean got back. I was again reluctant and she reached back between my legs and squeezed my recently emptied balls. She squeezed hard enough to hurt me, and said I better start the cleaning job or she’d squeeze harder and harder.
I got to it. Her angle meant she was breathing into my ear, whispering at how small cock guys eat their own cum to please women on demand or they have no use. I was really not used to such derogatory talk and by the time I’d done a half decent job of cleaning the money I was hard again. Ruby said I was done and to take the money and fuck off. She also said to research giving women great oral ready for a future rent day and kicked me out of the flat. I had to pull my trousers on in the corridor, thankfully not seen.
I immediately went in search of a drink of orange juice in my flat, then realised my face was a sticky mess and took a shower. I was still not overly enamoured by the taste and texture of my cum, but I realised it wasn’t totally disgusting. The money was all stuck together and it took a while to make it better. I don’t envy the bank teller who had to count and log it!
I hope telling my story or where it all began is allowed here? Sorry if this sounds like bullshit fantasy. But I promise you it's as I remember it.
Back in my late twenties I managed a small block of flats in lieu some rent in South London. Part of this was collecting rent from those who paid in cash. One collection day all went well until I got the last flat (rented by Dean & Ruby). These 2 were the only painful tenants, about 20 years old, often playing loud music at stupid times or shorting on rent.
I knocked and Ruby opened up wearing just a dressing gown. I said the rent was due! She handed over a tatty envelope, stating it was a bit short. I counted it out and asked when she was going to pay the rest. She invited me in to wait whilst she looked to see if she more cash. She said her stupid boyfriend gambled it away. I said this wasn’t my problem. Ruby was fiddling with her belt, her dressing gown becoming loose.
“Is there any way you’d give me a discount this month?” Said in a quiet sexy whisper. I stammered as she opened her gown to reveal her curvy body, naked except for red panties, her perfectly sized tits with shiny metal piercings in her nipples catching my eye. Seconds later the gown fell to the floor.
“I was actually feeling horny and was about to play with myself. You can leave if you feel uncomfortable Tony!” Ruby had my full attention as she turned and pulled off her underwear to reveal a nice shaved mound, the pink of her pussy in full view as her legs went wide and using both hands to spread her pussy wide. She really exposed herself to me as her legs went back and she spread the lips wide open, her dark eyes looking at me as took in her gaping pussy. It was like watching porn, only live!
“You are very quiet Tony. Lost your voice?” I looked on as she reached for her panties and I reached into my trousers to realign my erection. Although only 4.5 inches hard, it was in need of some sorting. The show was not over. Ruby begun to stuff the panties into her pussy, pushing it in until just a tiny piece of the red fabric was poking out. Leaving it there as she rubbed at her clit with renewed vigour, her fingers a blur until after a minute or two she slowed right down, her other hand reaching for the tuft of hidden panties and slowly pulled them out of herself. She threw them at my groin and her gaze followed them as they bounced and landed at my feet.
She then whispered to me. “You can jerk it if you want Tony, I wont mind!”
I was thinking about it, but embarrassed to do it, scared to show her my small dick. Ruby stood, walked over to a set of drawers, and pulled out a huge realistic dildo about 10 inches long and very thick. She lay back where she was before and slowly stuffed her pussy full of it, using the other hand to frantically rub at her clit again. Ruby was really getting herself off and soon cried out an orgasm. This girl was clearly a bit of a dirty slut and had no problems showing off to a relative stranger! She took a moment to calm herself as the dildo slowly slid out the final inch with a slurp.
“Wow!” I ended up saying to break the silence.
“Wow indeed my Irish friend!” she replied as she got up and put her robe back on. I must have looked a bit confused as she walked past me to the nearby table and picked up a video camera hidden under a cloth. She fumbled with it for a bit then smiled.
“OK Tony, I have to admit to being a bit of a bitch here. I took the liberty of videoing what just happened and it looks to me like you have taken advantage of little old Ruby. You’ve made her do dirty sexy things in lieu of rent!”
I protested as she looked at me with a shit-eating grin across her face. “I think Tony if the other residents saw this they might think differently about you?”
I told her she was to blame and that it was like blackmail! She said it most definitely WAS blackmail, but there was a way out of it. Ruby explained that She just wanted to have some fun at my expense and avoid paying the rent owed. This will stop her from going public about me being a pervert! She said she was also going to have her fun too. I asked what she meant by ‘have her fun too’ and I almost wished I hadn’t. She told me she loved humiliating men and I was to strip naked and get myself off whilst she watched and gave instruction.
“What do you mean, Instruction?” I asked. She told me I was going to obey her every command until I had shot my cum for her! She even told me I’d likely enjoy it and be back for more another time! I must have looked like the rabbit in the headlights as she came right up to me and shouted, “STRIP!” I didn’t feel I had any choice but to do as she commanded.
“This is all for my delight Tony. I’ve no desire to fuck an older guy like you with a bit of a belly, but watching you squirm like this is going to be great!”
I stripped down to my underpants and stood there meekly. “Lose those too Tony, I didn’t keep my knickers on so you can’t have yours.” But, seeing I was hesitant she tugged them off me herself, my hands covering my semi hard four and a bit inches as the underwear snagged at my knees.
“Tony this is going to get real bad for you if you don’t do as you are fucking told!” She pulled at my hands and I didn’t resist as my erect penis came into view. Ruby laughed at me and wiggled her little finger in my face. She told me she was going to enjoy humiliating somebody such a little cock.
“Wait there!” She demanded. I waited and she came back with a disposable camera, a thick rubber ring thing and baby oil. Seeing I had not a clue, Ruby told me it was a cock ring and explained how to put it on. I smothered my cock and balls in the baby oil, then squeezed my balls into the rubber device which made them swell. I was pushed to the sofa until I fell onto it and she pulled my knees apart, opening my legs so she could see me fully exposed.
“Okay PeeWee let’s see you jerking that little thing.” I was now in her control and started to stroke my oily shaft for her. She looked on with a big smile and snapped pics with the camera as I stroked myself, naked but for my socks. She gave me a range of instructions, changing hands, spitting in my hand, tugging my balls etc. It went on like this for a couple of minutes until I was getting close and I think Ruby was aware.
“STOP!” I did as I was told then Ruby had me swivel on the sofa. I was confused so she grabbed at my ankles and swung me around. I was put into a position doubled over with my legs in the air and my head hanging off the sofa where my backside had been a minute before.
“Do you know what happens next Tony?” I shook my head no.
“You’re getting a face full of your own cum matey!” I looked Ruby in the eye and she saw my fear. “Don’t panic you sad little fucker. You’re getting to eat your own cum so accept your fate!” I was still stroking and as I turned my head I realised that my cock head was pointing at my face not more than 15 inches away.
“Don’t fucking stop Tony. You are getting a face-full and I’m going to count you down from ten.” I had a nice view into her gaping gown and it made me twitch as she called out “TEN”.
She saw me looking at her exposed nipples, so knelt next to me to hide them and, “NINE”. I didn’t know if I’d make it to one at this rate so I slowed a bit but still kept my stroking. I kept it up and when she go to “FIVE” I knew I couldn’t match pace with her. I was craning my head to see into her gaping gown at those pierced nipples. She noticed and roughly turned my head to catch the impending explosion from my balls. At “FOUR” she pulled at one of my ankles so my cock-head was even closer, then squeezed my cheeks with her other hand forcing my mouth open. As she squealed out a “TWO!” I exploded. Cum was shooting out uncontrollably and I instinctively closed my eyes. My mouth opened wider with an involuntary groan as I came, my balls, swollen by the cock-ring had me squirting under a pressure I’d never before experienced. A fast shooting glob of cum hit me on my cheek, quickly followed by another that hit my upper lip and slipped into my mouth which I swallowed involuntarily. More was shooting out of me than I expected and it flew with such force, glob after warm glob splashing me in my face and mouth.
“Don’t stop now!” Ruby bellowed, “Keep milking every last drop of your cum for me Tony.” I was slowing as the post orgasmic pain was starting to hit me, but Ruby wasn’t letting me off. She let go of my ankle and put her hand over mine to make me keep on stroking. I moaned in pain, but didn’t resist despite the pain. She then scooped up cum from my face with her free hand and deposited on my lips. I instinctively sucked her fingers in between my groans as the pain was becoming worse and I began to resist her actions, clearly now every last drop was gone.
Ruby let me go, a head rush from my orgasm and my position on her sofa hitting me. She used her camera to snap a couple more pictures of me as I lay there exhausted, a face full of cum and too spent to resist. She was laughing as I clumsily fell from the sofa to the floor in a haze of not knowing what to do next. My engorged cock and balls encased in the rubber cock ring were now sore, the sensation of my cum sliding down my face and neck onto my chest quite odd, the salty aftertaste a new sensation. She roughly yanked the cock-ring off, pulling and squeezing my balls which made me groan in moderate pain, but that was strangely satisfying once they were free from the device.
“Okay Tony, you can fuck off now. Consider that and the envelope full payment. And going forward you will entertain me by swallowing your cum as part of the rent collection process, or anything else I think might be fun. Perhaps next week I will also stick one of my dildos in your ass?” She practically threw me out of the flat naked as she was saying this, my clothes following right behind me. The door slammed and it was over. From that day forward she would call me Tiny instead of Tony whenever she saw me.