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But storms, sometimes I forget r/wetlanderhumor even exists. Then I see a Randland meme pop up and my brain has to remind itself it isn't in the Cosmere anymore😂
Oh yeah, Scadrial doesn't have a moon!!!!
No explanation needed.
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I love seeing people’s opinions on Warbreaker prior to them getting to that scene.
What do you mean we still have to wait for ALL OF NOVEMBER
Eligible, attractive, hot, marriageable, you know. If you could be with a spren, which spren would you choose?
For me it’s Wyndle, but Pattern’s a close second. I would get along better with Lift than Shallan, anyway
Tanavast was replaced by a kandra. The evidence is all there. Honour going "crazy" - well yeah, the kandra probably wasn't able to maintain a full connection to Harmony after ascending. Honour probably got pissed as well. Of course, Honour then imprinted into the Stormfather. What better creature to change shape in this way than an experienced kandra?
This is also obviously where the interstellar war originates. Roshar blames Scadrial for all their problems.
Some may point to timeline issues but this has always been vague and we now know we've been misled.
IMO this theory is bulletproof.
I talked with my friend (never read anything of BS, but heard about the stormlight archive) about pancakes, told him about lift, and told him to read the ten SA novels. And than, my friend discovered the truth. Brandon lied to us. There will be only nine novels in the stormlight archive. The tenth novel is only symbolic. It's more of an idea, really.
I’m barely into Hero of Ages, but here’s my prediction for the ending. I’m faintly aware of what happens so spoilers ahead for HoA.
Vin ascends to Ruin, and Elend ascends to Preservation. They have a baby, and of course, that baby is Sazed with the power >!Harmony!<. They seal away his power and send him back in time, him travel across the ages makes him the Hero of Ages.
Fast Forwards a little bit, and Vin wipes out the entirety of the Terris people, after resurrecting them, because she’s Ruin or something. Sazed then says “You killed my father.” To which Vin replies, “No Sazed, I am your father.”
Upon this revelation, Sazed leaves the Cosmere entirely and goes to Hyrule, where due to a translation error he is called The Hero of Time, and is forced to go through the events of Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask.
Sazed then becomes a blonde elf twink.
Based on the fan theory that Shallan's mother was Chanarach, which got more popular after the WaT prologue.
Set to the tune of Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne.
Shallan's mom has got it going on
She's back to Braize, she's been away for so long
Shallan can't you see you caused an atrocity
I know it might be wrong but Shallan just killed her mom