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Ohh I thought that was on a volunteer basis.

<div class="md"><p>Ohh I thought that was on a volunteer basis.</p>
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Not so spring cleaning

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Petition for everyone to post this every Christmas

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Old Creedy outlives yet another boss, time to put a marble in the box.

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Don't think this has been done before (words spoken yes, but not lines per character)

Observations:
- Dwight is only character that has a line in every episode.
- The character with most lines in 1 episode is Michael with 159 lines in season 4 episode 18 (Goodbye Toby parts 1&2).

5 Characters with highest average lines across all episodes:
- Michael      59
- Dwight       37
- Jim          34
- Pam          27
- Andy         20
*next best Kevin with 8 lines, 12 lines less per episode. These 5 characters where by far the most present in the series

Creed has it's own fanbase with only 2.1 lines per episode as well as Nate 0.3 Lines per episode.

5 Characters with highest average lines only in episodes with minimum 1 line (excluding episode where they not appear or speak at all):
- Michael      80
- De Angelo     40
- Dwight       37
- Jim          34
- Holly        33

Notes: 
- Episode with 2 parts are counted as 1. 
- Deleted scenes and webisodes not included. 
- The analysis includes only lines spoke by 1 character and not lines spoken by 2 or more characters together (e.g. singing or group exclamations).

source: https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewforum.php?f=574
tool for scraping and viz: Python

let me know what you think

<div class="md"><p>Don&#39;t think this has been done before (words spoken yes, but not lines per character)</p>

<p>Observations:
- Dwight is only character that has a line in every episode.
- The character with most lines in 1 episode is Michael with 159 lines in season 4 episode 18 (Goodbye Toby parts 1&amp;2).</p>

<p>5 Characters with highest average lines across all episodes:
- Michael      59
- Dwight       37
- Jim          34
- Pam          27
- Andy         20
*next best Kevin with 8 lines, 12 lines less per episode. These 5 characters where by far the most present in the series</p>

<p>Creed has it&#39;s own fanbase with only 2.1 lines per episode as well as Nate 0.3 Lines per episode.</p>

<p>5 Characters with highest average lines only in episodes with minimum 1 line (excluding episode where they not appear or speak at all):
- Michael      80
- De Angelo     40
- Dwight       37
- Jim          34
- Holly        33</p>

<p>Notes: 
- Episode with 2 parts are counted as 1. 
- Deleted scenes and webisodes not included. 
- The analysis includes only lines spoke by 1 character and not lines spoken by 2 or more characters together (e.g. singing or group exclamations).</p>

<p>source: <a href="https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewforum.php?f=574">https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewforum.php?f=574</a>
tool for scraping and viz: Python</p>

<p>let me know what you think</p>
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[OC] The Office (US), Lines per character and episode of the TV show

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FU*KING GAY! An Office Documentary... (The Office US)

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It’s possible a man slipped in… FOR REAL.

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It's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing

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Binging on the Bernie Mac show and spotted him! Season 4, episode 2

<div class="md"><p>Binging on the Bernie Mac show and spotted him! Season 4, episode 2</p>
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Trust me, I’m a doctor.

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#emotions

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Honestly, I love stealing things

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Hi fellow The Office fans ! I am currently creating an **AI language model**, named **Creed** and specialized in the '**That's What She Said**' joke. In order to improve the results of Creed I need your **help**!

Are you a connoisseur of subtle humor and perfectly-timed jokes? Help me by contributing your favorite phrases that could be followed by the iconic line "That's what she said"!

Whether it's a legendary TWSS joke from the best TV show 'The Office', a TWSS joke you overheard at the water cooler, or even a witty TWSS remark you crafted yourself, I want to hear it all!

Click the **link below** to access my Google form and submit your contributions. It will only take one minute... **That's what she said!**

https://forms.gle/5mJf3NDhDViYvHrR6

<div class="md"><p>Hi fellow The Office fans ! I am currently creating an <strong>AI language model</strong>, named <strong>Creed</strong> and specialized in the &#39;<strong>That&#39;s What She Said</strong>&#39; joke. In order to improve the results of Creed I need your <strong>help</strong>!</p>

<p>Are you a connoisseur of subtle humor and perfectly-timed jokes? Help me by contributing your favorite phrases that could be followed by the iconic line &quot;That&#39;s what she said&quot;!</p>

<p>Whether it&#39;s a legendary TWSS joke from the best TV show &#39;The Office&#39;, a TWSS joke you overheard at the water cooler, or even a witty TWSS remark you crafted yourself, I want to hear it all!</p>

<p>Click the <strong>link below</strong> to access my Google form and submit your contributions. It will only take one minute... <strong>That&#39;s what she said!</strong></p>

<p><a href="https://forms.gle/5mJf3NDhDViYvHrR6">https://forms.gle/5mJf3NDhDViYvHrR6</a></p>
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The Office AI model

I don’t think I ever even put it in a CD player 

<div class="md"><p>I don’t think I ever even put it in a CD player </p>
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I was going through my storage unit and found this signed CD from that cruise show on CVN76

My skull will be made a soup bowl in the apocalypse

I got a Samsung phone from the pawn shop but this notification icon pops up and now I'm not sure I should use it. Anyone know what this is to?

<div class="md"><p>I got a Samsung phone from the pawn shop but this notification icon pops up and now I&#39;m not sure I should use it. Anyone know what this is to?</p>
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Notification icon keeps popping up on my screen. What is it?

I just bought Creed Green Irish Tweed from Harry Rosen Canada having batch code F000193 with metal cap and yellow gold embossed sign on top…haven’t used it as yet, but looks legit as the retailer is a high end men’s boutique store…let me know what you think of this batch?

<div class="md"><p>I just bought Creed Green Irish Tweed from Harry Rosen Canada having batch code F000193 with metal cap and yellow gold embossed sign on top…haven’t used it as yet, but looks legit as the retailer is a high end men’s boutique store…let me know what you think of this batch?</p>
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Creed Green Irish Tweed F batch code

I saw the leaves twitch!

And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland.

<div class="md"><p>And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland.</p>
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Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster.

Andrea’s the office bitch. You’ll get used to her.

I woke up to a calendar notification that says “Creed Day”. I put no context to it, and can’t find anything online about Creed day, but I know it has something to do with The Office. Please someone tell me what screed Day is!

<div class="md"><p>I woke up to a calendar notification that says “Creed Day”. I put no context to it, and can’t find anything online about Creed day, but I know it has something to do with The Office. Please someone tell me what screed Day is!</p>
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Creed Day

What if you've been really, really bad? Like more evil and strictly wrong?

Find out what language this is. Rith’thwatili’ker Kloth’ner’mistar Emer De’storbhatchttka.

I feel terrible about Debbie Brown, she got fired because of Dwight. So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card, maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through these difficult times. Why do bad things always happen to the good people? It's tragic. Just tragic.

My tombstone's already made, thank you.

She's one sassy black lady.

Unfortunately in this ham-fisted production of Sweeny Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph.

In the crime aid episode, during the bidding michael says it just says creed and then creed replies with yeah that's all inclusive. What did this mean?

<div class="md"><p>In the crime aid episode, during the bidding michael says it just says creed and then creed replies with yeah that&#39;s all inclusive. What did this mean?</p>
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What did creed mean by this?

So, the entire thing was covered in butter.

I want $10,000, or 15 million Lira. Your choice.

“The Taliban is the worst. Great heroine though. “

Honestly, anything is possible with creed!

Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.

Welcome to [www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts](/r/creedthoughts)

<div class="md"><p>Welcome to <a href="/r/creedthoughts">www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts</a></p>
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