Stole this information!

(Probably for curing demons

(Yes but it could work for the holy blood needed for this ritual as well as it was used to prepare the blood being used in the demon cure ritual

(That is true

And last is the fruit of knowledge

(And what’s that for

(its the last piece of the original spell which needs to be active every time this device is used. I cannot omit any of the 4 original ingredients

(Yeah that’s right

Once the ingredients have been gathered, the Fruit has to be ground into the bowl with at least two Fruit being needed. The blood is poured over the crushed up Fruit.

Do exactly this but its mixed together in the grace vial acting as that dome thing

(Would that work

(Yes because those things are supposed to be mixed together and your supposed to touch the stone

(True

The ritual only appears to require a small amount of blood to work. Finally, something that's been to the world the rift is opening to is added on top with the archangel grace poured over the other ingredients once they are ready.

(Which is something hard to get

(Which is why enochian magic substitutes and lets u serch

(With proper spells

After the grace is added, the bowl will begin glowing with a white light. (Grace container like Ricks thing glows neon Green

(Right The Seal of Solomon must then be held above the bowl

Sigils and angel blade metal as a conduit will send each type of energy ware needed

(How far above the bowl

*Slightly but Sigils mean I can have it wharever

*That is fair

Actually maybe I devate from Rick's design here. Don't want him to sue me for copying after all

(He probably will Anyways

(Not a copy and different inner components. In any court OTHER then The Council he'd lose

Loose what That copyright court case

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So instead of dome on top lets put it in an inner compartment like a battery and then th seal and sigils all on top and over on the outer layer and this meets the spell

(And then what will you do once you have the spell

(that was tricky. we know the spell but its a pain in the ass to say it each time

(So csn you Record it

(Yes actually tiny recording played inside the inner chambers and its an angel saying it in true voiceSPNLucifer Snoovatar

(Yeah so that should work

(Angels talk in high pitched screeching or vibrations. Its faster then human speech and dosen't reveal they methods I am using. Done inside the confines of angel warding and sigils which the outer shell is covered in for multiple reasons now and this prevents fucking deafening me and others with angel true voice

(That’s just how their language appeared to us

(It does that in universe and this gun is used by humans so

(True

(And its muted entirely inside the gun and it only 'heard' By the spell mixture in the grace vial both slotted in next to each other

(Which is cool

(If they need a metal bracket to attach and interact with each other that will be gold Archangel blade metal

(Why not regular angel metal

(Because its strong enough to be what conduits the Archangel grace

(So its what interacts with those core componentsSPNLucifer Snoovatar

(Fair enough

(Now there have to be two recordings. Pressing the trigger on the underside near the handle will activate the recording to Open the rift

INFORMATION REDACTED SEE CASE #1290 CHAPTER 12 in MOL Bunker 28- Britian area 90.

(Release the trigger to activate that one which is the spell to close the rift. This gets rid of the 24 hour time limit and saves grace

To reverse the spell and close the rift before the twenty-four hours are up, the caster must point the Seal of Solomon or in this case the gun at the rift and recite an incantation:

INFORMATION REDACTED SEE CASE #1290 CHAPTER 48 in MOL Bunker 2 - Britian area 12.

(Main problem in SPN seemed to be Grace, and NOTHING drains it like having to keep the rift constantly openSPNLucifer Snoovatar

(Yesh they had to keep draining [REDACTED] to keep it open

(I will not do that its Barbaric and my name is not [REDACTED]

(Fair enough

[FURTHER INFORMATION REDACTED, REFER TO PORTAL GUN USAGE AND SAFTY MANUAL VOL 12B]

yeeesh

But I'm not gonna do shit about it because they also cancelled Ball Fondlers so fuck 'em.

This Goes out to all of you Including C-137. Its honestly pathetic that you can't beat him. He's right to call himself the Rickest Rick but even he couldn't handle THIS!!

https://youtu.be/stD0h1gAVz8?t=63

If this Multiverse and the Rick and Morty Multiverse were connected the events of this clip would have destroyed all of the Ricks and Mortys and every Universe within Rick and Morty. This was done by a fully powered omniscient God BTW, you know like the one Rick sometimes prays to but normally calls 'the biggest Dick that never existed'? Well Rick is half right in any case ;) I think the Central Finite Curve is the end of where in the Omniverse the Ricks can travel to. Sure there are plenty of places Rick can dimension jump to but there are waaaay more that he can't or would be totally powerless in if he somehow managed to stumble in one of these other Multivereses and Universes that exist beyond the Central Finite curve. Rick is not anyware close to all powerful and Beyond The Curve the Omniverse eats Ricks alive. I think the entire Supernatural (TV Show) Multiverse would be too much for Rick, actually even too much for all the Rick's collectively working together. This Clip proves it

What would Rick and Morty do if they randomly ended up in the SPN Green 234637383 backwards all yellow 24 dimension on a Neswind in purple zergnorf galf and carthrign then got noreyhsed by a bluewhgp and had to find the ruby negingt? EVIL MORTY EXIT WALL, PICKLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! OW!!!! WHO THE FUCK PUT THAT THERE?!!?!?!?!?!?!

...at 1:18 Rick and Morty had just fired the laser at the core of a giant space entity and are just pulling up to gtfo, causing the bottles in the vehicle to clink with each other...

In the Whirly Dirly Conspiracy, Rick tells Jerry he could easily make him a pair of pants. This got me curious, what kind of pants WOULD Rick make? If not for Jerry, for himself?

Aw jeez everyone!

I wanted to share a game I've been working on! The game is called 'The Morty Guys' and it is an Action-Platformer like Mega Man! I'm looking for any initial impressions/feedback. You can leave it here or send it to kggdbugs@gmail.com

• Imgur album here: here!

• Link to the game can be found here!

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! The Rickest Kris here!!! Might not be named Rick but I'm more rrrrrRick than most of you b-urrrrr-itches!

sways ohhhh.... anyone got any K-Lax?? I'm urrrrrr coming down aga- Thump

Kind of a dick, ya know? I mean uuuuurrrp who the hell does he think he is?

I mean, President Mort urrrrp orty. Shut the hell up, you Rickless bastard.

So my dimension is basically the Matrix except the Wachowski Brothers (Sisters now, I think?) got waaaasted with me one time, and I kinda rule the Earth.

Why?

Power.

They power my car! I'm pretty sure that shouldn't work, I mean the human body expends a lot of energy without it being sent into the network but here we are!

The simulations keep them from getting uppity, Jerry's in his own little Jerry simulation, where he thinks he's a dog.

And not a good dog either. One of those yappy ones that live in handbags and die of heroin overdose.

My Morty's gone rogue though. They call him The Zero. Thinks wearing shades and shooting my AI is a good use of his time, the little shit.

Rick C-137 killed a lot of Ricks and even more were killed by the galactic federation. Is this the last of the council?

First, I have two Morties. I know what you *beeelch* think, but i'm keeping both of my Morties, and would prefer to still have two Morties if one of them gets hi*biiirp*imself killed. In my *beeelch* universe, after Summer was born, the Smi*biiirp*ith family got a set of identical twins, and by identical I mean liiiiterally identical except that *hfffff-ffoooo* one of them is somewhat sma*baaarp*arter than the other - Morty and Jerry Jr..^(The somewhat smarter one is the one named by an idiot.) Maybe me having mo*booorp*ore brainwave clo*booorp*oaking than all other ricks is the reason I *beeelch* never heard of this dumb council until that E*beeerp*earth Rick C-137 did his crash-the-Citadel-into-a-galactic-fe*beeerp*ederal-prison shtick. Staying with the family insread of abandoning them for 14 years like mo*booorp*ost of us did, which, by the way, was my du*buuurp*umbest, idea, ever, didn't he*beeerp*elp unisolating me, either.

Also, If you're really into the Rick Government buisness, and I kno*booorp*ow your'e not, at least make everyone *hfffff-ffoooo* smoke cigarettes, have gold te*beeerp*eeth where their upper left laterals would ha*baaarp*ave gone, grow moustaches and wear *glugluglugluglugluglug* wine-colored ties, like I do. It reeealy hits my *beeelch* dick hard.