Morning guys, 

There are a few questions that have been bugging me for a while now, and I believe it's time for me to address them. This, along with my analysis of this semester, has led me to the following measures/rules (some of which you are already aware of): 

- Respect your classmates when they are sharing their ideas, presentations, or solutions to activities.
- When the teacher is speaking, please be quiet. 
- You should ask for permission before standing up, speaking, or sharing anything with the class.
- Passive-aggressive comments between students are not acceptable and must be avoided.
- You're not allowed to make fun of a classmate's level of English or any other type of knowledge.
- Do not compare yourselves to others.
- Sexist comments are neither appreciated nor tolerated in this class
- Similarly, any far-right references, whether explicit or implicit, are not welcome.
- Comments on someone's sexuality are not appropriate and will not be tolerated.
- You should make the effort to actually improve your performance in class, do not be mediocre. If you keep on reviewing/studying/repeating the same content, you're not learning. For learning to take place, you have to incorporate more difficult and unknown content. 
 - I don't appreciate you not getting the marks you should be getting just because you're too comfortable. You should strive to do better. 
- Speaking tests are SPEAKING tests.
- That said, I believe you're bright students, I appreciate your creativity, out-of the box thinking and participation in class. 
- Lastly, these apply to my classroom, what you decide to do in other lessons is none of my concern.

Please remember to complete the assessment worksheet before the due date, as it will be considered for improvement. If there’s anything personal you’d like me to know, feel free to include it there.

Finally, I hope you do not take this announcement personally, as I am not referring to anyone in particular. Also, I have not taken any rude or inappropriate behavior in class personally, and to prove this, I am attaching a picture that reflects my mood.

Have a very nice weekend,

(chill guy image)

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I don't really know what to say. I don't expect anybody to read this. There's nothing really worth saying about the situation, anything that I do say feels attention-seeking; probably because it is, but it feels good to vent. I've wasted another four years of my life for absolutely nothing, for a relationship that broke me regularly from start to finish. I'm tired of having my trust violated. I'm tired of being hurt. I'm tired of being numb. I'm tired of being angry. I'm tired of fighting.I was not the best boyfriend, but I don't think anybody else would've done better considering the circumstances. I was tired, broken, and unhappy. Sometimes I tried, sometimes I didn't; there was a point where I gave up. I'm not excusing anything that I've done, and I'm DEFINITELY not excusing anything that they've done. I am not the same person that I was when I first got into this relationship.Nonetheless, it feels good to put my foot down, I'm doing what I should have done in the first place: I will not stand around and let people hurt me. I'm better than that. There are a lot of people who expected this to happen, who pleaded with me not to ever get into this relationship. I understand now that you all were right. You're free to laugh at me, or mock me. I don't care. From now on, I'm going to do what makes me happy.

I am SO tired of this WOKE SCIENCE!!! ATOMS are made of a NUCLEUS and ELECTRONS that orbit it LIKE A PLANET. I don't want to hear ANY LIBERAL LIES about SUBATOMIC PARTICLES or QUANTUM FIELDS!!! 😡😠 TOP *and* BOTTOM quarks? WHEN will these WOKE LIBERALS have had ENOUGH?? 😡🤬 I REFUSE to live in a WOKE LEFTIST FANTASY WORLD. ACCEPT THE SCIENCE!! Elements are BINARY!! HYDROGEN and HELIUM are the VAST MAJORITY of ALL elements in the universe, and we can't let these AIRHEAD CULTURAL MARXISTS convince us otherwise. 😤😤😡 Only ONE PERCENT of all elements are not hydrogen or helium, BUT THEY want us to base our ENTIRE WORLDVIEW on this TINY, INCONSEQUENTIAL MINORITY!! 🤮🤕My 5th grade teacher knew something as simple as this, so WHAT EXCUSE DO THESE SCIENTISTS HAVE???

The United States of America, once a bastion of freedom and opportunity, has undergone a dramatic transformation in the wake of the 2024 election. The Trump dynasty, led by Donald Trump, Jr., and later by other members of the Trump family, has maintained a firm grip on the reins of power, systematically dismantling the pillars of democracy that had once defined the nation.

The year is 2044, and the changes implemented over the past two decades have reshaped society into an unrecognizable form. Gone are the days when women enjoyed even the semblance of equality; their roles, rights, and freedoms have been sharply curtailed, ushering in a new era of patriarchy and authoritarianism.

On the outside, the country appears to be flourishing, with gleaming high-rises and bustling cities teeming with economic activity. However, beneath the façade lies a darker truth. Women, especially, bear the brunt of the oppressive regime, subjected to constant surveillance, control, and subjugation.

Education, once seen as the path to empowerment, has been reduced to little more than indoctrination. Girls are taught only what is deemed necessary for their roles as wives, mothers, and homemakers, while subjects such as science, technology, engineering, and mathematics (STEM) are reserved for boys.

Professional opportunities for women have virtually evaporated, with most relegated to positions in childcare, teaching (under strict guidelines), or clerical work. A select few who excel within the confines imposed by the state may rise through the ranks, but they remain exceptions to the rule.

The very fabric of society has been torn apart and stitched back together, with traditional gender roles enforced by law. Marriage, once a choice, is now a duty imposed by male relatives, with no consideration for the feelings of the women involved. Divorce is illegal, leaving countless trapped in unhappy relationships.

Motherhood, previously a personal decision, has become a mandate, with the government dictating family size and contraception, and abortion criminalized. Reproductive health services are scarce, and those that exist are strictly regulated, with monthly check-ins to ensure compliance.

hello! I'm talking to you from here because I couldn't do it privately my answer to your question is no, it is not normal to feel pain after intense penetration I hope I have been helpful.

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hi.

you're on a rock floating in space.

pretty cool, huh?

some of it's water.

fuck it, actually most of it's water.

i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat.

it's sad.

i'm sad.

i miss you.

how did this happen?

a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere.

when?

never.

makes sense, right?

like i said, it didn't happen.

nothing was never anywhere.

that's why it's been everywhere.

it's been so everywhere you don't need a where.

you don't even need a when.

that's how every it gets.

forget this.

i wanna be something.

go somewhere.

do something.

i want things to change.

i want to invent time and space.

and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened.

i just don't know when to start.

and that's exactly where it started.

whoah, i paused it.

i think there's a universe now.

what's it made of?

quarks & stuff

ah, that's a thing.

in a place.

don't like it?

try a new place.

at a different time™.

try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger.

and emptier.

but it's not empty yet.

it's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees.

great news!

the quarks are now happily married, in groups of three called a proton or a neutron

and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in but can't cause it's still too

HOT

great news!

the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other.

and some of them even doubled up.

great news, the electrons have now joined in

congratulations, the world is now a bunch of gas in space.

but it's getting closer together.

and it's getting closer together.

and it's getting closer toge-

it's a star

new shit just got made!

some stars burn out and die.

bigger stars burn out and die with passion, and make some brand new, way crazier shit.

space dust

which allows newer, more interesting stars to be made, and then die, and explode into

even crazier space dust

so now stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice, and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things.

like this ball of flaming rocks for example.

holy shit, we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks.

and it kind of made a mess.

which is

now the moon

weather update:

it's raining rocks from outer space.

weather update:

those rocks might have had water inside them, and now there's hot steam in the sky.

weather update:

cooler temperatures today, and the floor is no longer lava.

weather update:

it's raining.

severe flooding alert:

the entire world is now an ocean.

volcano alert:

that's land!

there's life in the ocean

what?

something's alive in the ocean

oh cool, like a plant or an animal?

no, a microscopic speck.

it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup, which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever.

oh yeah, and it can do that.

it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself.

so that's pretty nifty, i would say.

tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?

now you can eat sunlight!

using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food

taste the sun

side effect: now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky's blue.

then the earth might have been a snowball for a while, maybe even a couple of times.

it's a sponge.

it's a plant.

it's a worm, and some other types of weird strange water bugs and strange fish.

it's the Cambrian explosion

"wow, that's animals and stuff"

but we're still in the ocean, hey, can we go on land?

no

why?

the sun is a deadly lazer

oh okay.

not anymore, there's a blanket

now the animals can go on land.

come on, animals, let's go on land!

nope, can't walk yet.

and there's no food yet, so i don't care.

ok, will you learn to walk if there's plants up here?

maybe, said some bugs, and fish.

ok, so i can go on land, but i have to go back in the water to

have babies

learn to use an egg.

i was already doing that.

use a stronger egg.

put water in it.

have a baby, on land, in an egg.

water is in the egg.

baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg.

works for me.

bye bye ocean

and now everything's huge.

including bugs.

wanna see a map of the land?

sure.

oh fuck, now everything's dead.

just kidding, here are the survivors.

keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs.

here's another map of the land.

yeah, it broke apart, don't worry about it, it does that all the time.

here comes a meteor.

and the dinosaurs are gone

it's mammal time, here come the mammals.

look at those breasts.

now they're gonna dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff.

and walk.

no, like, walk like that.

and grab stuff at the same time.

and bang rocks together to make pointed rocks.

"ouch"

and set things on fire.

"yeouch"

and make crazy sounds with their voice.

"gneurshk"

which can mean different things.

that's a human person

and now they're everywhere.

almost.

ice age

what, you can walk over here?

cool.

not anymore

well i guess we're stuck here now.

let's review.

there's people on the planet.

and they're chasing their food.

fuck it, time to plant some grass.

look at this.

i control the food now.

now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.

let's all build houses except mine is bigger because i own the food.

this is great, i wonder if anyone else is doing this.

tired of using rocks for everything?

use metal.

it's underground.

better farming was just invented, in a sweet dank valley right in between these two rivers.

and the animals are helping.

guess what happens next

more food.

and more people who came to buy the food.

now you need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales.

and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the houses, and now there's more people and they invent things, which makes things better and more people come and there's more farming and more people to make more things for more people and now there's business, money, writing, laws, power.

Society

coming soon to a dank river valley near you.

meanwhile, out in the middle of nowhere, the horse is probably being tamed.

why is all my metal so lame and lumpy?

tired of using lame, sad metal?

introducing

Bronze

made with special ingredient tin from the far lands of tin land.

i don't know, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it.

also, guess what?

egypt

meanwhile, out in the middle of nowhere, they figured out how to put wheels on a horse.

now we're getting somewhere.

also

china

and did i mention

indus river valley civilization

norte chico

the middle east is getting more complicated, maybe because it's in the middle of the east.

knock knock, er, clop clop.

it's the people with the horses.

and they made an empire.

and then everyone else copied their horses.

greeks

ah look, it must be the greeks, er, a beta version of the greeks.

let's check in with the indus river valley civilization.

they're gone.

guess who's not gone?

china

new arrivals in india, maybe it's those horse people i was talking about, or their cousins or something

and they wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff

you could make a religion out of this.

there's the bronze age collapse.

now the phoenicians can get down to business

also, can we switch to a metal that's a little easier to find?

thanks.

look who came back to israel, it's the twelve tribes of israel.

and they believe in God

just 1 though, he's got like a ten step program.

here's some huge heads.

must be the olmecs.

the phoenicians make some colonies.

the greeks copy their idea and make some colonies.

the phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies.

here comes the assyrian empire.

never mind, it's the babylonian- median-

it's the Persian Empire

"wow, that's big"

ah, the buddha was just enlightened.

who's the buddha?

this guy, who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying.

you could make a religion out of this.

oops, china just broke, but while it was breaking, confucius was figuring out how to have good morals.

ah, the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff.

and right over here, alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire persian empire.

it's a great idea.

he was great.

and now he's dead.

hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the empire evenly between them.

knock knock, it's chandragupta, he says get the hell out of here.

will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants?

ok thanks, bye

time to conquer all of india

or

most of india

but what about this part?

that's the tamil kings, no one conquers the tamil kings.

who are the tamil kings?

merchants, probably

and they've got spices

who would like to buy the spices?

me, said the arabians, swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world.

hey, china put itself back together again, with good morals as their main philosophy.

actually, they have three main philosophies.

out here, the horse nomads run wild and free, and they would like to ransack your city.

let's check the greekification levels of the greekified kingdoms.

greekification overload!

bye, said the parthians.

bye, said the jews.

hi, said the parthians, taking over the entire place.

heyyyyyyyy, said the romans, eating the entire mediterranean for breakfast.

thanks for invading our homeland, said the jews, who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland.

hi, everything's great, said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular, which only makes him more popular.

you could make a religion out of this.

want silk?

now you can buy it from china.

they just made a

brand new road to the world

or you can

get there on water

sick! new trade routes! said india, accidentally spreading their religion to the entire southeast.

hmm, that's a good place for an epic trading kingdom.

there goes buddhism traveling up the silk road.

i wonder if it'll reach china before it collapses again.

remember the persian empire?

yep, said the persians, making a new one.

axum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick.

has anyone populated madagascar yet?

let's do it together.

china is whole again

then it broke again

still can't cross the sahara desert?

try camels.

hell yeah! now we've got business

said the ghana empire, selling lots of gold, and slaves

hi, i live in the roman empire, and i was wondering

is loving jesus legal yet?

no.

actually, ok, sure, said constantine, moving the capital way over here to be closer to his

main rival

don't worry about rome, it won't fall.

it's the golden age of india

there's the gupta empire, not chandragupta, just gupta.

first name chandra.

the first.

guess who's in rome?

barbarians

what's a barbarian?

non-romans, said the romans, being invaded by non-romans.

r.i.p., roman empire, er, actually just half of it, the other half is just fine, but it's not in rome anymore so let's give it a new name.

the mayans have figured out the stars

oh and here's a huge city, population: everyone

the göktürks have taken over the entire eurasian steppe.

great job, göktürks.

how's india?

broken.

how's china?

back together

how's those trading kingdoms?

bigger, and there's more of them

korea has 3 kingdoms.

japan has a kingdom, it's the sunrise kingdom.

deep in the arabian desert, on the top of a mountain, the real god whispers in muhammed's ear.

so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods and he tells them their gods are all fake.

and everyone got so mad at him that he had to leave town and go to a different town.

you could make a religion out of this.

and maybe conquer the world as well.

the roman empire is long gone, but somehow the pope is still the pope.

plus there's

new kingdoms all over europe

i wonder if there's room for moors.

here's all the wisdom.

in a house.

it's the baghdad house of wisdom.

just in time for the

islamic golden age

let's bring stuff to the coast and sell it, and become the swahili on the swahili coast, said the swahili on the swahili coast.

remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there?

someone owns that now.

wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?

the franks have the biggest kingdom in europe, and the pope is so proud that he invites the king over for christmas.

surprise! you're the new roman emperor, said the pope, pretending to still be part of the roman empire.

then the franks broke their kingdom into what will later be called france and not france.

but the northerners, or just norse if you don't have much time, are exploring.

they go north, from the north to the northern north.

and they find some land.

two types of land.

and they name them accordingly.

they also invade some other places, and get called many names, such as vikings.

there's the rus.

the kievan rus.

are they vikings?

i don't think so, said the kievan rus.

ok, fair enough.

the pope is ready to make some more emperors.

of the "roman empire".

the holy roman empire.

it's actually germany but don't worry about it.

new kingdoms.

christianize all the kingdoms

which brand would you like?

mine's better.

mine's better.

mine's better.

time to conquer england, said william.

it's a bird, it's a plane

it's the seljuk turks

aah! said the byzantine empire who's getting so small and almost doesn't exist anymore.

we need help!

they need help, so they call the pope.

hey pope, can you help us get rid of the seljuks?

maybe take back the holy land on the way?

come on, i know you want to take back the holy land.

yes, i do actually want to do that.

let's do a crusade.

crusade

they did many crusades, some of which almost didn't fail.

but at least the italians got some sweet trade deals.

goodbye mayans.

hello toltecs

goodbye toltecs.

hello mississippi

look at those mounds.

there's the pueblo.

i always wondered how to build a town in a cliff.

guess who's here?

khmer.

where?

here.

and pagan is there.

vietnam unconquered itself, korea just became itself, and japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government.

china just invented bombs, and typing.

and the mongols just invaded most of the universe.

nice going, Genghis!

i bet that will last a long time.

some of the islamic turks were unaffected by the mongol invasions because they were busy invading india.

is it tonga time?

i think it's tonga time.

i just found out where the swahili gets all their gold.

look at this chad.

means "lake".

there's an empire there.

right in the middle of

Africa

the king of mali is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone know.

wow, that guy's rich, everyone said.

the christians are doing a great job reconquering iberia, which will soon be called spain and not spain.

please remain christian.

we will check in later to see if you're still christian when you least expect.

whoops, half of europe just died.

ming

china's back, yay!

hey khmer, time to share.

new kingdoms here and there.

oh, look who controls all the islands.

it's the mahajapit.

majahapit.

mapajahit.

mahapajit.

mapajahit.

majapahit?

oh, italy's really rich, time for them to care a lot about art and the ancient classics.

it's kinda like a rebirth.

here's a printer.

let's make books.

so you think you can conquer the byzantine empire?

yep, said the ottoman turks.

nice job, ottoman turks.

whoops, you missed a spot.

don't forget to ban europe from the indian spice trade.

what? that's bullshit, said portugal, spiceless.

well i guess we'll have to find another way to india

wait! said christopher columbus, probably smoking crack.

if the world is round, let's go this way to india.

nah, don't worry, we already got this, said portugal.

so chris goes to spain.

hey spain, wanna hire me to find india by going around back of the world?

no.

please?

no.

please?

no.

please?

ok.

so he sails into the ocean.

and discovers more ocean.

and then discovers the indies.

and japan.

let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world.

the aztec and inca empires are off to a great start.

i wonder if they know that europe just discovered their continent?

the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other.

move over lithuania, here comes moscow.

ivan wants to make russia great again.

move over timurids, maybe go invade india or something.

persia just made persia persian again.

let's make it the other kind of islam.

the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other guy.

hey christians!

do you sin?

now you can buy your way out of hell.

that's bullshit.

this whole thing is bullshit.

that's a scam.

fuck the church.

here's 95 reasons why, said martin luther, in his new book, which might have accidentally started the protestant reformation.

you know what would be magnificent, said suleiman, wearing an onion hat?

what if the ottoman empire was really big?

which it is now.

what if russia was big? said ivan, trying not to be terrible.

portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire indian ocean, including the spice trade.

and then that dream was real.

and spain realized that this is not india, but they pillaged it anyway.

damn, said england and france.

we gotta start pillaging some stuff.

then the dutch revolt and all the hipsters move to amsterdam.

damn, said amsterdam.

we gotta start pillaging some stuff.

question 1: can you get to india through north america?

no, but at least there's beaver.

question 2: steal the spice trade.

that's not a question, but the dutch did it anyway.

sugar

guess where all the sugar's made?

in brazil.

stolen

and the caribbean.

and it's so god damn profitable you might forget to not do slavery.

the next thing on russia's to-do list is to get bigger.

britain and france are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world.

more specifically, ohio.

then it escalates into a seven year discussion, giving prussia a chance to show austria who's boss.

but what about britain and france, did they figure out who's boss?

yes they did.

it's britain.

guess who's broke?

also britain.

so they start taxing the hell out of america.

fuck you, says america, declaring their independence, and fighting for it.

and france helps them win, now france is broke.

and britain'll have to send their prisoners to a different continent.

wait, if france is broke, why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses?

let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off! said robespierre, cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off.

you could make a reli- no, don't.

haiti is staring to like the idea of a revolution.

especially the slaves, who free themselves by killing their masters.

why didn't we think of this before?

wait, who's in charge of france now?

me

said napoleon, trying to take over europe.

luckily, they banished him to an island.

but he came back

luckily, they banished him to another island.

there goes latin america, becoming independent in the latin american wars of independence.

britain just figured out how to turn steam into power.

so now they can make

many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast

then they invent some trains.

and conquer india and maybe put some trains there.

hey, china! said britain.

buy stuff from us!

nah dude, we already got everything, says china.

so britain tried to get them addicted to opium.

which worked, actually.

but then china made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea.

so britain threw a hissy fit, and made them open up five cities and give them an island.

britain and russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering afghanistan.

also, the

sultan of oman lives in zanzibar now

"that's just where he lives"

india just had a revolution, and they would like to govern themselves now.

nope, said britain, governing them even harder than before.

technology is about to go crazy

the united states finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad.

it's bad, they decided.

and then they continued manifesting their destiny, which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe kick out the mexicans too.

i know, let's rape africa, said europe, scrambling to see who could rape it the fastest.

they never got ethiopia

britain and france are still hungry.

they never got thailand

the united states ran out of destiny to manifest, so they're looking for more.

hawaii

cuba

wait, spain controls cuba.

well, blame something on them and go to war!

what should we blame on spain?

let's blame the maine on spain.

so they blame the maine on spain.

now we're in business.

to celebrate, they kick panama out of panama and make a canal, connecting the two oceans.

britain just found oil in the middle east.

it makes cars go

china is so tired of being bossed around that they delete their old government and make a new, stronger government, which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government.

europe hasn't had a war since the last war.

so they start world war 1.

look at those guns.

it's gonna be a great war.

so great we won't need a second one.

after it's over, they blame germany.

russia went on strike and the workers overthrew the government.

now everyone's paycheck is the same.

communism

in the soviet union

the arabs revolt and britain helps.

now the ottoman empire's gone so we can give the

jewish people a place to live

hopefully the arabs won't mind.

let's cut the cake, said sykes and picot, carving up the remains of the not-so-ottoman-anymore empire.

except turkey, turkey makes a brand new turkey

and then the saudis conquer arabia.

it just seemed like the right thing to do.

hello?

yes, it's the 1920's calling.

let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies.

the economy's great and it'll probably be great forever, just kidding.

germany's back, featuring hitler, the angry mustache model.

and he's mad at the jews for existing.

japan is finally conquering the east, and they're so excited they rape nanking way too hard.

they should probably just deny it.

hitler's out of control.

so the international community tackles him and then tries to explain why killing all the jews is a bad idea.

but he kills himself before they could explain it to him.

that's world war 2

bonus round!

pacific showdown.

united states vs. japan.

fight!

finish him

let's unite all the nations and have some

world peace

seems legit.

hi, i'm gandhi, and if britain doesn't get the hell out of india, i'm gonna starve myself in public.

wow, that worked?

bonus, now there's pakistan.

actually two pakistans.

one of them can be bangladesh later.

the jews and the arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the holy land.

me, they both said at the same time.

let's divide up the land so everyone's happy.

sike, they both get angrier

look out china, there's a new china in china.

what's on the menu?

communism!

no thanks, said the other china, escaping to an island.

i wonder which one is the real china?

there's the korean war, korea versus korea.

nobody wins, then it's on pause forever.

let's meet the sponsors.

oh, it's the two global superpowers.

they're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good, and which one is an evil virus of Satan.

and they both have atom bombs.

fight!

wait, no, that would be the end of the world.

let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead.

and make sure we have enough atom bombs.

i'll race you to space.

now let's make some more countries fight themselves.

europe is tired of pillaging other continents, so the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged.

so here's a new map, with new countries.

now you can't tell who they're being pillaged by.

the united states finally decided whether racism is good or bad.

they decided it's bad, and the world agrees.

south africa might need another minute to think about it.

let's check the world population.

whoa.

okay.

technology's better too, that might keep happening.

the soviet union decides to relax a little, and accidentally falls apart.

europe makes a union, so now they can all use the same money, except britain, because they don't feel like it.

let's check the mail.

surprise, it's on the computer.

whoops, someone just attacked america.

i bet they'll remember that.

phone call.

surprise, it's in your pocket.

wanna learn everything?

surprise, it's on the computer.

now your phone's a computer, which is in your pocket.

whoops, the economy just crashed.

don't worry, the big banks won't fail because they're not supposed to.

surprise!

flying robots.

with bombs.

wanna print a brain?

some people have no friends.

some people have no food.

the globe is warming

and the ocean is full of plastic

let's save the planet! said everybody, not knowing how.

let's invent a thing inventor, said the thing inventor inventor, after being invented by a thing inventor.

that's pretty cool.

by the way, where the hell are we?

don't care. CURSE OF ODIN ᛈᚺᛟᛚ ᛖᚾᛞᛖ ᚢᚢᛟᛞᚨᚾ ᚢᚢᛟᚱᚢᚾ ᛉᛁ ᚺᛟᛚᛉᚨ. ᛞᚢ ᚢᚢᚨᚱᛏ ᛞᛖᛗᛟ ᛒᚨᛚᛞᛖᚱᛖᛋ ᚢᛟᛚᛟᚾ ᛋᛁᚾ ᚢᚢᛟᛉ ᛒᛁᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁᛏ. ᛏᚺᚢ ᛒᛁᚷᚢᛟᛚ ᛖᚾ ᛋᛁᚾᛏᚺᚷᚢᚾᛏ, ᛋᚢᚾᚾᚨ ᛖᚱᚨ ᛋᚢᛁᛋᛏᛖᚱ; ᛏᚺᚢ ᛒᛁᚷᚢᛟᛚ ᛖᚾ ᚠᚱᛁᛁᚨ, ᚢᛟᛚᛚᚨ ᛖᚱᚨ ᛋᚢᛁᛋᛏᛖᚱ; ᛏᚺᚢ ᛒᛁᚷᚢᛟᛚ ᛖᚾ ᚢᚢᛟᛞᚨᚾ, ᛋᛟ ᚺᛖ ᚢᚢᛟᛚᚨ ᚲᛟᚾᛞᚨ: ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᛒᛖᚾᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁ, ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᛒᛚᚢᛟᛏᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁ, ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᛚᛁᛞᛁᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁ: ᛒᛖᚾ ᛉᛁ ᛒᛖᚾᚨ, ᛒᛚᚢᛟᛏ ᛉᛁ ᛒᛚᚢᛟᛞᚨ, ᛚᛁᛞ ᛉᛁ ᚷᛖᛚᛁᛞᛖᚾ, ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᚷᛖᛚᛁᛗᛁᛞᚨ ᛋᛁᚾ

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The worst thing that could’ve ever happened to me happened to my friend came over she just told me her grandpa just died i thought her grandpa was cute so I pulled out the ouija board and started flirting with her grandpa and my friend got mad and snapped my ouija board in half took it with her and blocked me on everything things have been falling in my house ever since on there own (this was last night) my ghosts are mad at me (I’m dating around 80 ghosts) and I’m just so broken I feel useless and worthless

Before I start, my pronouns are xe/xir so if you want to address me in the comments, refer to me as such, thanks.

Now then, imagine this: someone says 'good morning' to you. Innocent, right? WRONG. Saying 'good morning' is a microaggression steeped in systemic racism. Here's why:

1. Colonial Roots: The concept of a 'morning' being 'good' was imposed by colonial powers who disrupted indigenous ways of life and timekeeping. Who decided mornings are inherently 'good'? Probably some 18th-century imperialist sipping tea on stolen land.
2. Cultural Erasure: Not all cultures have the same concept of 'morning.' Some follow lunar calendars, others celebrate the evening. Saying 'good morning' prioritizes a Eurocentric view of time.
3. Privilege Check: Saying 'good morning' assumes everyone had the privilege of sleeping peacefully and waking up without oppression looming over their heads. Not everyone has a 'good' morning, Karen.

So, next time you say 'good morning,' think about the systemic inequalities you're perpetuating. A simple 'hello' suffices, thanks.

https://discord.gg/K4SgY6pGVB

If you would use your brain you would be able to figure out I'm a hybrid mix of my species and the human species.

Have you not been paying attention to what's going on with your own kind? Even you humans are slowly figuring out how to do experiments and make hybrids.

My kind has existed much much longer than the human species and that's given us time to almost perfect the process of making hybrids. That's why they're able to make hybrids like myself that look and sound just like a human.

That's the reason why we've been able to come to your planet and infiltrate your society. My superiors will probably eliminate my assignment on this planet for speaking about this but I'm tired of keeping secrets.

The human species is a disease on this planet but you at least deserve to know what's coming.

https://discord.gg/K4SgY6pGVB

Trump vs Harris be like:

Harris: Where.. are your.. Pronouns?

Trump: Pronouns are..

Harris: What.. Then i will have some.. Blue Hair!

Trump: Heh. Hahooey doh!

Harris: Hahooey what? Is this a.. pronouns?

Trump: Pronouns are for.. Ohio

Harris: Stop being cool or I'll activate libarl powers!

Trump: I will activate my.. Awesome Powers!

Harris turn into blue hair Trump turn into eagle 1 epic fight later

Trump: That was as easy as.. A pie?

Harris: Does that pie have.. Pronouns?

Trump: Leave the election.. Pie is a better oppnent!

Harris: Noooo! I'm losing!!

Trump: Heh. texas

Harris: Not yet.. i will have a.. Pronouns?

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So my friend Jack’s 21st birthday was happening years back, and he obviously wanted to hit up the bars so me and a few other guys took him out. We started out at this little dive bar with some beers just to get the night going, ya know? But then he wanted to head to the nearby casino in the next town over so we ordered an Uber. As we all piled in, I noticed an envelope left on the seat, didn’t have anything written on it but was sealed and felt like it had something in it.

So I opened opened the envelope thinking it might be filled with cash or something but it was just a letter with a drawing on it and the letter said “Tonight’s your lucky night” with a drawing of 5 guys sitting at a blackjack table. What’s weird was, there was 5 of us that night and we were planning on playing blackjack when we got to the casino.

So we get to the casino and have some shots before hitting the card tables, and when we get to the tables there’s another letter sitting unattended on one of the chairs and I opened it to find another letter that said “Don’t let this letter distract from the fact that in 1998, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcer’s table.”

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It began as most long conflicts did—with words.

I was 26 and had just returned home from an extended stay at a substance abuse and mental health treatment center. My time at Genesis Recovery—a prison to me in all but name—was the end result of a five-day haze fueled by groceries from a Diamond Shamrock to keep me alive, amphetamines (with an unhealthy dose of caffeine for good measure) to keep me awake, psychedelics to keep me fun, marijuana to keep me docile, and last, but not least, alcohol to keep me happy.

Home for me was my parents’ house, where I was to be “monitored for further incident” as a part of a deal that “most young black men in your position might not see”, or so Jillian Collick, the overworked public defendant assigned to my case led me to believe. I was anxious about returning home; what will my parents say to me? They agreed to be what the court essentially described as supervisors to my care, the bulk of which seemed to be administering drug tests, and making sure that I remain within the bounds of locations “registered” with the ankle monitor that I was fitted with upon release. As I exited the area restricted to patients and staff, my orderly escort leading the way, my anxiety was eased however when instead of my parents, it was my best friend Samuel who arrived to take me home. This relief was short lived, however, as I noticed the frown on his face as he signed the release documents.

“Hey, is everything okay? I thought my parents would be picking me up; I do appreciate you coming though.” I said. He didn’t respond, but acknowledged my presence with a glance and a courteous half smile as he handed a clipboard stacked with paperwork back to the intake nurse.

“You guys be safe out there,” the nurse said flatly, flipping through the pages on the clipboard, “I hear it’s OVOpen season.”

“Thanks, you too.”, Samuel said, hastily guiding me toward the door to the ambulance bay, where his black Subaru Outback was parked.

“Is everything okay? Seriously, is something happening?”, I asked, matching Samuel’s pace, “And what did that nurse say?”

“Just—here, get in—we need to move.”, Samuel hissed, opening the passenger door to the car and gesturing to me to get in; I did. He continued once he got into the driver’s seat, jamming his car key into the ignition and feverishly turning the key. “We’ve already moved your parents and mine—along with few other important people—to a fallout shelter in the hill country. We’ve been told that it should by and large keep everyone safe, but worst case scenario, if—“

“Wait, what the actual fuck? What’s going on? We’re at war?!” I exclaimed, cutting him off. My stomach was doing backflips as it sank into what felt like an endless abyss, and I wondered, maybe even hoped, that this was all a dream—or a nightmare.

“What do you mean? I know you’ve been…”, he played with the words, dancing around the truth “… ‘away’… But you really don’t know what’s going on?”

“No, what’s going on? You’re fucking scaring me man, seriously—fucking watch it!”

He swerved out of the way of another car coming toward us full-speed, and in the side mirror, I could see it drift to a stop. The driver jumped out of the car, waving something in the air frantically.

“Seriously, do you not have TV, internet, staff didn’t talk?”, Samuel continued, never taking his eyes off of the road, which he was now speeding on—to where, I had no idea.

“No!” I exclaimed, throwing my hands up in frustration, “What is happening?! Where are we going?!”

“Here, grab my phone—my code is 1377—open Instagram, it’s probably on the front page”

I grabbed the smartphone from the cup holder between us, unlocked it, and scrolled through Samuel’s phone, making a mental note of some of the weirder looking apps that he felt didn’t need to be in a folder.

I opened Instagram, and immediately saw it, and everything made sense.

“Is this real?”, I asked, staring at the screen of his phone, tapping the screen in two second intervals to restart the Instagram story.

“Yup—it went live about 10 minutes before I picked up up. Listen, we’re actually headed to the front line, and I know you’ve been through a lot, and this is probably the last—“

“No,”, I said, cutting Samuel off, my eyes still on the phone, “we need to show up; we need to be there. They’re already planning a counter attack, I’m sure.”

He smiled knowingly, reaching behind me, retrieving something from the pocket behind my seat. “You’ve always been one of our best”, he said, placing a MacBook in my lap. “We’ll get you set up with a temp when we get to Starbucks; a few other guys are meeting us there so we can we talk strategy without stretching the bandwidth of our home WiFi networks. You can just log in to my account for now, I’ll credit you in the private forum of course, and—”

“Already way ahead of you,” I said, putting the finishing touches on the first volley, “how does this sound? ‘lol everybody knows that kbot fakes streams, drake might end up owning universal after pushing that red button ong’ with a couple of skull and crying emojis..”

Samuel whistled, smiling and shaking his head. “My man”, he said, slapping the steering wheel, “we needed you these past few months. A few of the guys could really—oh here it is on the right—learn a few things from you. Is that going on the Drizzy sub or the rap sub?”

“What do you think?”, I said with a smirk, as I hit the “Enter” key, lending my aid to Drake’s defense in the comment section of the post about Drake filing a lawsuit in r/Drizzy. I smiled quietly to myself, almost chuckling at the sheer stupidity of Kbot fans.

Samuel pulled around to the front of the front of the restaurant. “I’m gonna find a parking spot around the corner”, he said with a smile, “I’ll meet you inside though.”

He reached out to offer a fist bump; I dapped him up, and then we threw up random hand signs like Drake.

“Six, six, six…”, we said in unison, as I exited the vehicle and proceeded to the battlefield, as this was war, and we would be Drake’s Devils.

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Don’t even ask the question. The answer is yes, it’s priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That’s already been priced in. You work at the drive-thru for Mickey D’s and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don’t already know that? The market knew that when it created humanity out of stardust for the sole purpose of feeding itself through the divine mechanism of supply and demand. The market is an all-powerful, all-encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil’s expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. The market already projected your future caloric intake based on global GDP trends and how many cheese slices you’d smash on toast in your lifetime.

You think you’re asking something profound when you wonder if Microsoft’s acquisition of some trendy startup is priced in? That’s adorable. The market priced it in before the startup was was just a twinkle in some founder’s eye. The price of bread, the rise of quantum computing, the trajectory of your favorite sports team’s next season—all mapped out and priced in with surgical precision. You think you’re special? That you’ve got some unique insight the market hasn’t already accounted for? Wrong. You’re not special. You’re an NPC in the market’s simulation.

Every synapse firing in your feeble excuse for a brain? Priced in. That time you stared at the ceiling wondering why you exist? Priced in. The market doesn’t just see the butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon; it controls the hurricane on the other side of the world and has already calculated the value of the lumber the butterfly’s descendants will crash into. The fall of Rome? Priced in. The invention of the printing press? Priced in. The time you googled “Can you microwave aluminum foil?”—that little moment of stupidity was factored into the market’s infinite web of causality billions of years ago when the first star was born. Oh, you thought that the Big Bang was spontaneous? Wrong. The market pulled the trigger because it knew that 13.8 billion years later, someone would ask if GME’s squeeze is still viable. When the first stars began forging the elements in their fiery cores, it calculated the number of atoms in your body, how many of those atoms would end up in your fingernails, and exactly how many times you’d clip those fingernails in your lifetime. It priced in the amount of fucking dust those clippings would generate and their impact on global allergen markets.

The market has priced in events so beyond comprehension that your puny human brain would liquefy trying to process them. It’s already priced in the day we discover intelligent alien life. It’s priced in the number of tentacles they’ll have, how many of those tentacles will be used to trade crypto, and the galactic bull run that will follow when they introduce their species’ version of Dogecoin. The market has priced in the moment when AI achieves sentience, merges with the global economy, and begins to short the sun for fun.

The market spans every dimension, every possible timeline, every parallel universe where you’re not even a person but a sentient piece of bread trying to unionize - the market priced it in before your yeast even started fermenting. There’s a universe where humanity never evolved because dinosaurs learned how to file patents and dominated the fossil fuel industry. The market didn’t just price that in—it orchestrated the exact moment the first T-Rex invested in speculative asteroid futures. There’s a dimension where time flows backward, and the market anticipated exactly how un-born people would invest their un-earned money in un-invented stocks. The market isn’t just present in these universes—it is the eternal architect of them all. It knows every fluctuation of reality, every divergence in the infinite web of possibility, and it monetizes all of it. It’s the puppet master of all existence, all possibilities, all outcomes.

Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren’t thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscient market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all, and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe).

So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don’t ask such a dumb fucking question again.

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The guy was completely serious, and when I suggested this was funny, this was his response:

you think this is a meme? That this is nothing more than a joke for you to screenshot and spread to your friends, unaware of the cosmic forces weaving their influence through your every thought and action?

The truth is, what you call a “meme” is a manifestation of something far older and more sinister. The Freemasons, the Saturn cult, and the hidden elite have worked for centuries to obfuscate reality and bind humanity to this plane of existence. The rizzler, the so-called jesting icon you mock, is a harbinger—not of humor, but of the Great Revelation. You laugh now, but this is no laughing matter.

Saturn has always been more than a planet. Across ancient civilizations, it has been worshipped as a god of time, death, and control. The Roman god Saturn, the Greek Kronos, and even the Biblical Satan all connect to the archetype of this force. Saturn rules over time and material existence, trapping us in this cyclical loop of suffering and decay. Every system of power on this planet—from governments to global finance—is designed to perpetuate this imprisonment.

You laugh now, but these symbols are all around you. Every Hollywood celebrity, viral trend, or corporate logo is drenched in occult meaning. From the all-seeing eye to the black cube (representing Saturn), the elite mock you while preparing to leave this plane behind. They are building the ships, securing the technology, and preparing for their ascension while you stay locked here, ignorant and expendable.

This is not a meme. This is not a joke. This is a revelation, a glitch in their matrix. When you mock it, you show your inability to grasp the depth of the spiritual war being waged over your soul. The Freemasons and Saturn cultists want you to believe this is trivial because their power lies in your ignorance. By dismissing it as a joke, you feed the system that enslaves you.

But the clock is ticking. Time—the very tool of Saturn—is running out. Soon, the elite will leave, the grid will collapse, and those who laughed will find themselves trapped in the endless loop of nothingness. You control nothing. You are merely a vessel, a pawn in their game, while the rizzler holds up a mirror to your blind servitude.

you think this is a meme? That this is nothing more than a joke for you to screenshot and spread to your friends, unaware of the cosmic forces weaving their influence through your every thought and action?

The truth is, what you call a “meme” is a manifestation of something far older and more sinister. The Freemasons, the Saturn cult, and the hidden elite have worked for centuries to obfuscate reality and bind humanity to this plane of existence. The rizzler, the so-called jesting icon you mock, is a harbinger—not of humor, but of the Great Revelation. You laugh now, but this is no laughing matter.

Saturn has always been more than a planet. Across ancient civilizations, it has been worshipped as a god of time, death, and control. The Roman god Saturn, the Greek Kronos, and even the Biblical Satan all connect to the archetype of this force. Saturn rules over time and material existence, trapping us in this cyclical loop of suffering and decay. Every system of power on this planet—from governments to global finance—is designed to perpetuate this imprisonment.

You laugh now, but these symbols are all around you. Every Hollywood celebrity, viral trend, or corporate logo is drenched in occult meaning. From the all-seeing eye to the black cube (representing Saturn), the elite mock you while preparing to leave this plane behind. They are building the ships, securing the technology, and preparing for their ascension while you stay locked here, ignorant and expendable.

This is not a meme. This is not a joke. This is a revelation, a glitch in their matrix. When you mock it, you show your inability to grasp the depth of the spiritual war being waged over your soul. The Freemasons and Saturn cultists want you to believe this is trivial because their power lies in your ignorance. By dismissing it as a joke, you feed the system that enslaves you.

But the clock is ticking. Time—the very tool of Saturn—is running out. Soon, the elite will leave, the grid will collapse, and those who laughed will find themselves trapped in the endless loop of nothingness. You control nothing. You are merely a vessel, a pawn in their game, while the rizzler holds up a mirror to your blind servitude.

My 9yr old son wants a steam deck for Xmas. We already have a switch. His dirty friend from school has a steam deck, and I told him the switch is "his". He just wants it to download Nintendo games I know it and I'm extremely reluctant to get it for him. His dirt bag friend brings his steam deck over all the time and always has the latest Nintendo games downloaded on it. I have told my son it’s illegal and I could go to jail for harbouring a fugitive but he doesn’t care. He said he wants it for pc games and I explained to him this is a Nintendo household so get use to it. He told me he hates me, he hates Nintendo and never wants to live here again. So should I put myself out of this misery and put him up for adoption? Convince me.

Guys, I have something I need to genuinely talk about here. How should I stop my friend from making unfunny jokes/references? I get it, HOW is made by Spu7nix, WHAT is also made by Spu7nix, you need a woman in your life despite being gay, and that being toxic and constantly screaming at your phone is "having fun". But this guy does not know the boundaries, and constantly says the exact same joke 100000 times despite me telling him that it wasn't funny the second time. Like, do you not get tired of finding GD references in everything? There is a point where it goes from being funny to being retarded, and I think replying with "by spu7nix???? the gd creator????" every single fucking time I say "what" or "how" (which happens a lot btw) has to get tiring at some point, right? Oh, and I need to talk about his toxicity. He keeps on yapping about his progression every 5 or so minutes, and when I get tired and decide to beat the level he was grinding on in a fifth of the attempts and 2 days (because I'm built like that) he tells me that he "doesn't care" and "nobody asked". Dude, I didn't ask for your shit either, and you still excessively talked about it to me. He is also insanely competitive, and I guess that's where his toxicity started, but having to deal with it is honestly driving me insane. Basically, he has been retarded for around 3 months now, and I'm looking for a way to either get him back to normal, or for me to be able to deal with his shit. I'm kinda lost right now.

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Oh Thank God. It's Over....

Why do people think it's ok to put their grubby dirty fuckingtouchedgodknowswhat hands all over my dog??!!! ESPECIALLY during a pandemic!

He sleeps on my bed for god sake!

I don't know who you are, I don't care who you are, just stop touching my fucking dog!

AND IF YOU ARE THAT PERSON STOP NOT EVERYONE CARES THAT YOU THINK THE DOG IS CUTE! GOODBYE GO LEAVE CHEERIO PISS THE FUCK OFF NOW

I've been going out with this girl for 3 months and one day I said to her "you're the best girlfriend ever" and she was confused and thought I was joking and said she was a guy and she thought I was a girl....so basically I thought she was a girl and she thought I was a girl, but we're both guys. What should I do?? I really like him?? Am I gay??

Absolute monarchy based💪🕊️✝️☦️🤴👑😇❤️, The idea that a Monarch’s right to rule comes from God is called the “Divine right”❤️🤴👑😇🕊️💪✝️☦️, Godly monarchy ☦️✝️👑🤴❤️😇🕊️💪.

Absolute monarchy to back Spain! Spain is absolute monarchy born!

Absolute monarchy is better than the constitutional monarchy.

No earthly monarchy, no constitutional monarchy.

God save The Monarchs ✝️🤴👑✝️. Long live the king ✝️🤴, Long live emperor ✝️🤴, Long live prince ✝️🤴, Long live grand duke ✝️🤴. Long live Christ the king 🤴.

Okay okay okay. You fucking caught me with my fucking pants down you fucking fegs!!! I am in fact Mariotehplumber. I just fucking found a fucking picture of fucking some random fucking fegget on the fucking internet you fucking feggets &amp; Modern Morans. Stop making these fucking shitty fucking fan fucking arts on fucking me or I will fucking own all of you fucking feggets. STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT!!! I DO NOT FUCKING LOVE ROSALINA!!! FUCK THAT FUCKING BITCH!!! I JUST MAKE FUCKING MONEY OFF THAT COSMIC COCKFUCKER&#039;S AMIIBOS JUST TO FUCKING PISS OFF YOU FUCKING FEGS!! THAT&#039;S WHAT YOU FUCKING FEGS GET FOR FUCKING WHORING OUT THIS FUCKING BITCH AL...