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If you have one of the wooden or fiberglass volumes, would you be able to measure the angles? I'm going to be testing out making my own fiberglass crack volumes and want a place to start for the angles of my plug, which I'll use to make the mold.
Any help is much appreciated.
Hi, I know there's been a 10 finger first ascent and a 9FFA, does anyone know if the 8FFA is still up for grabs (pun intended)?
Also good recommendations for table saws?
Hey you beautiful people, just wanted to share with you another great adventure from yours truly. I just free soloed El Cap, the iconic and mystical big wall. I did it all on my own with no extra help (or "aid" as we climbers say!). It was a truly special experience for me but also for all the other people on the wall, watching me. This really is climbing in it's purest and most precious form. Just me, the wall, nature, my own body and strength and the dude taking the pic. I really feel spiritually lifted after the climb and truly hope my accomplishment will inspire other, lesser climbers to try and achieve something as epic. It really is worth it. Love for all, your Jared
Recently I've been struggling on my project (B0). It has some really small crimps and I usually take these in a five finger open hand grip but I'm struggling to lock in and reach the next hold (a jug). Some shirtless gumby came along and flashed it and said I just needed to full crimp to reach higher. I didn't know what he was talking about.
Can you guys help me?
I noticed that you guys often bring your 0-level crushes/GFs into gyms to impress them with your (allegedly) impressive climbing skills. I'm currently in search for some side hustle and want to offer you the following deal:
To make you impress your girl even more, I will be following you in the gym, trying all the routes you are doing, but will be "accidentally" falling during my climbs and never actually sending. I am a well fit V8 climber, so if you send a route I'm unable to make, then your girl would get super impressed and immediately fall for you (this i can guarantee, i had many sexes this way). The deal is $40/hour, and for +$20/hour extra, I will be screaming really loud during my climbs.
But I can’t stop thinking about where to start. There is no tape and they didn’t even paint the corner pink.
I'm going to Flatland tomorrow to flash Arthur Anderson's project (think it's called Quiet or st). Needed a new rope cuz my old one caught on my pp so found this on Black Friday sale. Yeah.