/r/ClimbingCircleJerk

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  1. Circlejerk, not complete jerk. Posts that are a direct link or screenshots of threads in other climbing subreddits with the sole purpose of mocking a particular user will be removed.

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These are my first climbing shoes so they are sentimental. Can they be resoled?

2 Comments
2024/11/10
11:56 UTC

37

These are my first pair of shoes so they are sentimental. Can they be resoled?

3 Comments
2024/11/10
11:54 UTC

64

Is the 2019 moonboard that I purchased on April 17th the most sandbagged?

For context I just got a membership at my local “gym” (if you can even call it that with its inflated moonboard) and I tried out their moonboard and it seemed a lot easier than mine. I asked the gym owner what year he got his moonboard and he said he got it in 2019, which is odd because that’s when I got mine, and mine is noticeably harder (a v2 on mine is a v10 on theirs). So I asked him what month he got his and he said he got it in May.

So my question is, anyone else get a moonboard around mid April in 2019 that notices that it’s a lot harder than other moonboards??

2 Comments
2024/11/10
01:14 UTC

144

what do i do? my project looks a little suspicious

5 Comments
2024/11/09
19:09 UTC

102

"can I try your project real quick?"

5 Comments
2024/11/09
06:23 UTC

71

Anyone else climb with one of these?

13 Comments
2024/11/09
00:00 UTC

276

Is this grip safe?

27 Comments
2024/11/08
23:06 UTC

32

So who did you vote for?

15 Comments
2024/11/08
21:55 UTC

84

The face I pull when I flash all the kids problems

They’re V0 in their gym but V17 in my mine

6 Comments
2024/11/08
17:47 UTC

1,591

First time climbing and just did this V8. This sport is easy

22 Comments
2024/11/08
17:45 UTC

41

Why doesn't my gym set V19?

My gym rotates their boulders every two weeks, which isn't a bad rate, but I'm always finished with all of the climbs before they rotate. My gym only ever seems to set up to V18, which isn't enough of a challenge when you have two full weeks before the next rotation.

Does anyone else gym feel reluctant to set difficult boulders?

11 Comments
2024/11/08
17:22 UTC

186

Deep lobe

11 Comments
2024/11/08
06:40 UTC

412

No Spoilers

12 Comments
2024/11/08
06:02 UTC

60

WARNING leaving your team kid baby unattended will result in them campusing your proj

5 Comments
2024/11/08
01:01 UTC

6

Mr. Handhold is Here for YOU

Now's our chance to let Apex Handhold and Co-host Fizz know just what we think of their little yap seshes!

http://youtube.com/post/Ugkxdhb6mfdLactBgL-Obowthb4XMpSJ8xzo?si=8BlO2-AekrJzIUca

0 Comments
2024/11/07
18:17 UTC

12

Would you let Phil belay you?

Phil is manly and he likes to rock climb!

4 Comments
2024/11/07
17:05 UTC

424

Some advice for when you're projecting that V3

18 Comments
2024/11/07
16:41 UTC

97

Carrot of the day

It’s his favorite carrot

8 Comments
2024/11/07
09:31 UTC

981

Think we all can relate

18 Comments
2024/11/07
05:08 UTC

322

What training plan do you guys recommend for 5-finger crimp training

50 Comments
2024/11/06
23:16 UTC

517

Reminder: visualization is a crucial part of working on the proj

8 Comments
2024/11/06
00:04 UTC

529

TIFU by getting stuck on this problem right outside the polling station. The polls closed so I can’t vote for the Green Party anymore. I am the reason why Jill Stein won’t win.

I biked to my local polling station and saw this gnarly looking slab right outside. It was so enticing since I could see a pretty sick karate kick out just like on El Cap. I just had to crush it real quick before voting for my girl Jill. Turns out it was crazy hard, easily V15 and much more technical than The Boulder Problem in Yosemite. Tbh I probably could have sent it if I had my shirt off but the increased police presence told me I wasn’t allowed to because of the children at the school. I kept working on it and by the time I realized it, the polls closed and I am unable to vote now. This is easily the biggest regret of my life and I let Jill down. And I didn’t even get the send. Damn.

21 Comments
2024/11/06
00:03 UTC

63

New HowNOT2 video testing the rope they made for your mom

5 Comments
2024/11/05
20:46 UTC

355

u tell ‘er champ

(it’s just cause i’m really good, ok?)

7 Comments
2024/11/05
02:32 UTC

62

Is Magnus Meatball opening an OnlyFans account ?

2 Comments
2024/11/04
23:59 UTC

68

Did my first v 'you girls all right?'

Turns out they were all right

10 Comments
2024/11/04
23:35 UTC

310

Weak Climbers Unite

19 Comments
2024/11/04
23:30 UTC

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