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  1. Circlejerk, not complete jerk. Posts that are a direct link or screenshots of threads in other climbing subreddits with the sole purpose of mocking a particular user will be removed.

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Had a video call with IT for some tech support, he kept asking if I had downgraded any v boulders, is that like a new phishing thing or virus ?

1 Comment
2024/12/02
04:35 UTC

45

Nooooo

1 Comment
2024/12/02
01:51 UTC

88

Aid??

11 Comments
2024/12/02
01:32 UTC

123

The people demand the fall of the regime! (And Alex Honnold documentaries)

12 Comments
2024/12/01
12:44 UTC

1

Wideboyz crack volume angles?

If you have one of the wooden or fiberglass volumes, would you be able to measure the angles? I'm going to be testing out making my own fiberglass crack volumes and want a place to start for the angles of my plug, which I'll use to make the mold.

Any help is much appreciated.

4 Comments
2024/12/01
06:37 UTC

21

How's my heel hook technique?

3 Comments
2024/11/30
19:12 UTC

253

Fit check. Think I need to size down.

19 Comments
2024/11/30
18:09 UTC

50

Least finger ascent on the Dawn Wall

Hi, I know there's been a 10 finger first ascent and a 9FFA, does anyone know if the 8FFA is still up for grabs (pun intended)?

Also good recommendations for table saws?

3 Comments
2024/11/30
15:52 UTC

105

Outjerked by Stefan-O, beanie is actually aid

6 Comments
2024/11/30
08:49 UTC

272

I just free soloed El Cap all on my own

Hey you beautiful people, just wanted to share with you another great adventure from yours truly. I just free soloed El Cap, the iconic and mystical big wall. I did it all on my own with no extra help (or "aid" as we climbers say!). It was a truly special experience for me but also for all the other people on the wall, watching me. This really is climbing in it's purest and most precious form. Just me, the wall, nature, my own body and strength and the dude taking the pic. I really feel spiritually lifted after the climb and truly hope my accomplishment will inspire other, lesser climbers to try and achieve something as epic. It really is worth it. Love for all, your Jared

8 Comments
2024/11/30
07:22 UTC

22

Put this on some of the holds outside went from v2 to v9

5 Comments
2024/11/30
01:34 UTC

33

How do you full crimp?

Recently I've been struggling on my project (B0). It has some really small crimps and I usually take these in a five finger open hand grip but I'm struggling to lock in and reach the next hold (a jug). Some shirtless gumby came along and flashed it and said I just needed to full crimp to reach higher. I didn't know what he was talking about.

Can you guys help me?

10 Comments
2024/11/29
23:56 UTC

239

Will be falling from your lines for $40/hour to impress your crush/GF

I noticed that you guys often bring your 0-level crushes/GFs into gyms to impress them with your (allegedly) impressive climbing skills. I'm currently in search for some side hustle and want to offer you the following deal:

To make you impress your girl even more, I will be following you in the gym, trying all the routes you are doing, but will be "accidentally" falling during my climbs and never actually sending. I am a well fit V8 climber, so if you send a route I'm unable to make, then your girl would get super impressed and immediately fall for you (this i can guarantee, i had many sexes this way). The deal is $40/hour, and for +$20/hour extra, I will be screaming really loud during my climbs.

14 Comments
2024/11/29
23:54 UTC

9

How to flex in your daughter's education

0 Comments
2024/11/29
22:42 UTC

497

Mountain biker rides down a Gumby’s climb

37 Comments
2024/11/29
12:08 UTC

79

Looking for a simple christmas gift for my cousin. What do you think about these? Any other suggestions for something not expensive? Thanks

26 Comments
2024/11/29
11:29 UTC

4

Thoughts on wooden ladders?

0 Comments
2024/11/29
10:44 UTC

30

My gym just put up this unrated wall and promised I’d be stress free

But I can’t stop thinking about where to start. There is no tape and they didn’t even paint the corner pink.

9 Comments
2024/11/29
09:02 UTC

36

Why does everyone call me a beta in this sport?

9 Comments
2024/11/29
04:04 UTC

44

just created an account, cant wait to train hard and improve as a climber

11 Comments
2024/11/29
01:53 UTC

690

Shots Fired!

14 Comments
2024/11/29
01:42 UTC

207

Nailed the dyno. Slick slab got me. Beta help

6 Comments
2024/11/29
00:58 UTC

0

Everyone knows cab-loading is aid.. so how long does it take to clear the aid out of your body?

5 Comments
2024/11/28
23:42 UTC

13

Having two thumbs is aid

1 Comment
2024/11/28
20:26 UTC

70

New 70m rope, thoughts?

I'm going to Flatland tomorrow to flash Arthur Anderson's project (think it's called Quiet or st). Needed a new rope cuz my old one caught on my pp so found this on Black Friday sale. Yeah.

7 Comments
2024/11/28
17:24 UTC

85

Been training pockets recently, is this just part of the process?

10 Comments
2024/11/28
15:36 UTC

62

Zookeeper 14a in the Red River Gorge

1 Comment
2024/11/28
15:13 UTC

149

Is the radiator on or is that too much aid?

26 Comments
2024/11/28
14:18 UTC

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