/r/clevercomebacks

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The official sister sub of /r/MurderedByWords. Comment sections are never locked and discussion is encouraged.

Rules:

1. Post must include a clever comeback

  • It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here

2. No reposts

  • Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here

3. We enforce quality control

  • If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here

4. No circle-jerking

  • If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here

5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

  • Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

  • IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

6. No Doxxing/brigading

  • Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here

7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

  • Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)

/r/clevercomebacks

2,378,283 Subscribers

245

Pinch those short and curlies

16 Comments
2024/11/09
22:09 UTC

75

"Your body, not found."

5 Comments
2024/11/09
21:15 UTC

1,003

People that "left the left" weren't leftist to begin with.

111 Comments
2024/11/09
21:05 UTC

49

Musk bootlikers playing the game at a whole another level.

3 Comments
2024/11/09
21:02 UTC

47

The author of that post was subsequently banned.

0 Comments
2024/11/09
21:00 UTC

537

Does this idiot not realize most of the albums in his store are what he considers woke?

48 Comments
2024/11/09
20:29 UTC

3,513

Everyone has seen that

205 Comments
2024/11/09
20:06 UTC

38,193

Let’s Be Really Symphathetic.

1497 Comments
2024/11/09
18:50 UTC

135

God provides for everything, right?

6 Comments
2024/11/09
18:20 UTC

169

American Dream Debate

8 Comments
2024/11/09
18:18 UTC

0

It’s a comeback alright..

32 Comments
2024/11/09
18:16 UTC

1,459

Family values party

222 Comments
2024/11/09
17:58 UTC

24,506

Makes sense to me

1120 Comments
2024/11/09
17:19 UTC

55,046

The Today Show

1134 Comments
2024/11/09
16:22 UTC

152

Response to comparing prez-elect with King David

4 Comments
2024/11/09
16:19 UTC

7,644

To be smug and aloof about “Christian values”

606 Comments
2024/11/09
14:41 UTC

16

Seriously, absolutely nobody asked

30 Comments
2024/11/09
14:22 UTC

2,077

Dad's reply

6 Comments
2024/11/09
13:11 UTC

23,672

That's a pretty big omission to make in my opinion

423 Comments
2024/11/09
12:44 UTC

1,238

Facing a volcanic apocalypse together, only to be roasted again 2000 years later

219 Comments
2024/11/09
11:56 UTC

166

Cartels reacting to 'no mercy' speeches like it's just another Saturday

18 Comments
2024/11/09
11:49 UTC

7,691

Billionaire Space Race

199 Comments
2024/11/09
11:47 UTC

65,707

Keith bro played well

972 Comments
2024/11/09
09:53 UTC

9,851

He could be a doctor too

50 Comments
2024/11/09
09:40 UTC

0

Your rights aren’t being taken guys 😂😂😂

40 Comments
2024/11/09
09:34 UTC

0

Trump makes history in first female chief of staff (I thought he hated women??)

24 Comments
2024/11/09
07:14 UTC

682

Gotta be on the safer side

44 Comments
2024/11/09
07:06 UTC

716

Jeff and Derek are in the right

92 Comments
2024/11/09
07:04 UTC

28,974

Success Reality Check

670 Comments
2024/11/09
05:58 UTC

364

Burn After Reading.

24 Comments
2024/11/09
02:59 UTC

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