I love it here in our lil slice of heaven.

Please tell us why you want to be a member.
Where did you learn about the fruit union?
Answer these questions, and you will get membership.

Dear all,

If you have found this post, it means you have come here from FRUITUNION. I would hereby like to submit my official request to be accepted as a member: together we shall stand strong in order to defeat the nasty pickle-union!

I own the domain citrusfruit.lu and as a result have a strong feeling towards any citrusfruits. I must admit I do not care particulary for you other fruits (I'm looking at you, apples!); but my friends' friends are my friends', and that is enough to be allies!

Please show your consent or disconsent regarding my application and/or feel free to call me a dumbass and point me towards some actual application guidelines.

Notes:

• reddit.citrusfruit.lu will shortly be available, the DNS service is slowly dying as the secondary NS is approaching its synchronisation and therefore requires emergency sugery;
  Edit: the DNS service and henceforth the subdomain work now; however I seem to not fully have understood the working mechanics of said service...
• it is possible but not verly likely that the design of this page will evolve in a tolerable direction;
• contrarily to the common misconception, citrusfruit.lu and all affiliates are utterly useless and do not serve any commonsense purpose.