/r/circlejerknyc
New York Metropolitan Area's Best Circlejerk!
/r/circlejerknyc
when I walk around the streets here everyone looks so serious and stoic almost like they are frustrated about something.
no one seems to be in a good mood. even teenagers. I saw many couples on dates but they look like they don't want to be with each other just sitting at the table not even talking to eachother.
I am not generalising but everybody looks so emotionless.
why is that. is it cultural?
When Trump leaves office
Just saw a guy (white male) sporting one in Soho, and I’m shook… Is there an NYPD hate speech hotline I can call to file a report? My entire week is ruined. Please stay safe out there xoxo
Any organized events or parties?
We have some in the office who came here on visas and I'd hate to see them go
I am worried that ICE will raid my workplace, as I have several colleagues who cross the border from New Jersey to come work in midtown. This includes my manager and his manager.
I am fairly sure none of them have a visa and only use amex. What should I do?
I met my neighbor 7 years ago when I moved in from Butfalo (native New Yorker here!). He’s a great guy, hard working family man, always respectful and even gives me and my polyamorous roommates gifts during the holidays. The thing is he drives a car and he has New Jersey plates??? I think he’s attempting some kind of fraud. Does this count as him not having his papers? Would ICE be the right agency to call for this type of issue? Please help, I took the day off from dog walking to clear my head until this gets resolved.
This will be the golden age of Manhattan! Will there be some pain? Yes, maybe (and maybe not!)! But we will make Manhattan great again, and it will be worth the price that must be paid!
My partner, the guy she sleeps with on weekends, and myself just moved here from Portland.
We've curated a list of businesses that support trump. Many of them are mom and pop shops that have been here for decades. Absolutely disgusting, make room for Amazon for crying out loud! It's time for change in the big apple.
Our next venture is to create a list of subway stations that have MAGA vibes. The 3 of us want to avoid taking the subway at any stations that support orange man.
Please DM any suggestions to my IG
hello all! first off I'd like to say hello to all my fellow residents of the big apple! the government has decided that I fall below the poverty line (duh, I don't have a job) so they send me an EBT card every month. does anybody know I can buy some "za," as the cool black guys outside my apartment call it, with it? I don't need to buy food with it, since I already pay a monthly subscription for prepackaged meals (I obviously need to eat right to take care of my health). thanks in advance!
Illegal immigrates from Europe, Canada, Australia, etc
Looking for the best hills to hit, not looking to leave the city. Thanks
cause I am here illegally. lmao. You guys go eat your fucking bagels while I order some room service.