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/r/circlejerknyc

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why is everyone sad in park slope?

when I walk around the streets here everyone looks so serious and stoic almost like they are frustrated about something.

no one seems to be in a good mood. even teenagers. I saw many couples on dates but they look like they don't want to be with each other just sitting at the table not even talking to eachother.

I am not generalising but everybody looks so emotionless.

why is that. is it cultural?

6 Comments
2025/02/04
08:16 UTC

5

I swear I’m normal

1 Comment
2025/02/04
03:54 UTC

47

People who have been deported: Do you plan on coming back after 4 years ?

When Trump leaves office

18 Comments
2025/02/04
02:41 UTC

30

Are MAGA hats legal in Manhattan?

Just saw a guy (white male) sporting one in Soho, and I’m shook… Is there an NYPD hate speech hotline I can call to file a report? My entire week is ruined. Please stay safe out there xoxo

44 Comments
2025/02/04
01:00 UTC

8

I am native bushwick from lenape tribe and the ICE has taken me away AMA

4 Comments
2025/02/04
00:53 UTC

6

Is NYC suddenly calmer?

6 Comments
2025/02/04
00:17 UTC

30

Where can I safely and legally destroy my Tesla?

Any organized events or parties?

16 Comments
2025/02/03
23:21 UTC

211

Is ICE coming after the hot European and Asian girls?

We have some in the office who came here on visas and I'd hate to see them go

46 Comments
2025/02/03
20:38 UTC

44

What should I do if ICE raids my work place?

I am worried that ICE will raid my workplace, as I have several colleagues who cross the border from New Jersey to come work in midtown. This includes my manager and his manager.

I am fairly sure none of them have a visa and only use amex. What should I do?

22 Comments
2025/02/03
20:01 UTC

1

Can I 23F blame him 32M (from NYC) for not wanting to be in a commited relationship when we live in different continents?

1 Comment
2025/02/03
18:45 UTC

31

I think my neighbor is cheating New York

I met my neighbor 7 years ago when I moved in from Butfalo (native New Yorker here!). He’s a great guy, hard working family man, always respectful and even gives me and my polyamorous roommates gifts during the holidays. The thing is he drives a car and he has New Jersey plates??? I think he’s attempting some kind of fraud. Does this count as him not having his papers? Would ICE be the right agency to call for this type of issue? Please help, I took the day off from dog walking to clear my head until this gets resolved.

24 Comments
2025/02/03
17:22 UTC

0

Where to buy things locally?

0 Comments
2025/02/03
17:17 UTC

0

Where is the protest today?

22 Comments
2025/02/03
17:12 UTC

103

Can we tariff people from New Jersey and Connecticut?

This will be the golden age of Manhattan! Will there be some pain? Yes, maybe (and maybe not!)! But we will make Manhattan great again, and it will be worth the price that must be paid!

31 Comments
2025/02/03
16:43 UTC

566

Which subway stations support Trump?

My partner, the guy she sleeps with on weekends, and myself just moved here from Portland.

We've curated a list of businesses that support trump. Many of them are mom and pop shops that have been here for decades. Absolutely disgusting, make room for Amazon for crying out loud! It's time for change in the big apple.

Our next venture is to create a list of subway stations that have MAGA vibes. The 3 of us want to avoid taking the subway at any stations that support orange man.

Please DM any suggestions to my IG

89 Comments
2025/02/03
16:02 UTC

2

If I moved out of Bushwick to East Williamsburg does that make me ex-bushwick or bushwick alumni?

1 Comment
2025/02/03
14:30 UTC

4

I’m tired of using dating apps!!! Why isn’t there another way to meet women???

8 Comments
2025/02/03
09:52 UTC

3

Does the 25 cents a minute add up when using ebike citbike rentals?

2 Comments
2025/02/03
06:00 UTC

19

can I use EBT at the smoke shops?

hello all! first off I'd like to say hello to all my fellow residents of the big apple! the government has decided that I fall below the poverty line (duh, I don't have a job) so they send me an EBT card every month. does anybody know I can buy some "za," as the cool black guys outside my apartment call it, with it? I don't need to buy food with it, since I already pay a monthly subscription for prepackaged meals (I obviously need to eat right to take care of my health). thanks in advance!

1 Comment
2025/02/03
05:36 UTC

91

Have any white people gotten deported?

Illegal immigrates from Europe, Canada, Australia, etc

66 Comments
2025/02/03
03:21 UTC

5

Where can I buy $1 sushi?

4 Comments
2025/02/02
23:42 UTC

94

lol you’re really thinking about paying $7000/month to live in Chelsea? You’re getting scammed. I pay a third of that to live in Ozone Park, which is definitely just as desirable and this isn’t me coping. You’re not a real New Yorker.

36 Comments
2025/02/02
23:16 UTC

6

Best place to ski in NYC?

Looking for the best hills to hit, not looking to leave the city. Thanks

24 Comments
2025/02/02
23:14 UTC

1

How do you participate in NYC's gray market on a regular basis?

1 Comment
2025/02/02
19:37 UTC

20

I feel like NYC should have its own version of Punxsutawney Phil

24 Comments
2025/02/02
18:46 UTC

122

Donal Trump is not my president.

cause I am here illegally. lmao. You guys go eat your fucking bagels while I order some room service.

54 Comments
2025/02/02
17:26 UTC

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