I as a green tree hugger is looking for ways to save our planet and conserve water. I plan on skipping showering and flushing the toilet for an entire month. What other suggestion are there to conserve water.

Preface: I wore my Green Day t-shirt today and I'm from Newark, New Jersey (Go Devils!). I suppose I might have some Jewish features. A kid called me "Pinocchio" in the 5th grade once, and my family's always had a little chutzpah if you catch my drift.

So here I am walkin around Crown Heights mindin' my own and suddenly a Jewish man outta nowhere stops me and starts throwing Hebrew at me like he's the Yiddish Dragonborne or smthn. I told him "I'm not Jewish, I'm not Jewish! Oy Vey! Mazel Tov, L'chaim leaving now!" Am I missing something?

So I walk away. Next thing you know, a Black guy stops me and he starts throwing down jive and I'm like "My brother, I am not from Mother Africa. Peace be with you. Black power" and I go about my day. Next thing I know, some Korean man (free tibet!) stops me and starts speaking Japanese or something at me and I say "I do not support the CCP or DPRK. Give General Tso my best wishes" and take off.

Next thing you know, every race is swarming me outta nowhere. I got Vietnamese, Palestinian (Free Palestine!), Arabic, Chinese, the Russians -- and on it goes. I even got stopped by some Weezer fans and I said "Look, I'm sorry, but Green album is better than Blue. Their debut is hugely overrated!"

Well that one didn't end too well for me and I am typing this out from a hospital bed as we speak. I'd like to thank the good folks at Gotham Health for accommodating me in my time of need. Go Yankees baby!

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Now I know that Halloween on a Thursday is the fucking worst version of Halloween because now we had two halloweekends and fucking thirsty Thursday Halloween and if I see one more f***** dressed as an aggressively obscure meme I’m going to drown myself

Edit: F***** has six letters

My friend flew in from California to run the marathon and I want to cheer her on. What's the best view on City Island and are you allowed to take photographs? I heard that since 9/11 you're not allowed to take pictures of anything in NYC because you know, terrorism and all.

Thanks for your help!

I was waiting for the train the other day and a pigeon walked past me and gave me a side eye. What should I have done in that situation?

I know it’s growing but you I’d think that interracial marriage would be more common in the most diverse city in the world. But it looks like most people still prefer to marry into their ethnicity. Why is this ?

Hey guys,

I asked my bodega gay (this is a Spanish word meaning “store”) what he thought about Wu Tang clan, and he told me “No me preguntes este” and after that, I really felt accepted! He clearly meant he liked my question and felt that I related to the locals, even though I come from a suburban town that is pretty working class at the end of the day.

How can I invite my family to this “hip” music scene? I’m thinking of bringing them into Brownsville for a wine and dine.

Did you just hear that?

I heard a bunch of loud bangs in my pied a terre on the Upper West Side tonight and after calling 911 and having it go to voicemail three times, thought to go online and learned they were fireworks related to a marathon taking place Sunday morning. Will this affect my guests’ arrival?

Anyone been cooking up some thing new recently?

Hey guys. So I told you about my drug dealer being a secret Trump supporter. Thanks for all the good advice. I slept on it, with a lot of Xanax.

This asshole played it slick for years. He knew I’d always been a huge liberal just like my parents. He loves my parents by the way. I brought him to a wedding and my dad and him were bros. But my dad also funds my cocaine habit so maybe it was business.

ANYWAYS… I have a huge update for you. I confronted him! I said, you like a Nazi! We can’t be friends anymore! And he hugged me and whispered, “but can we be lovers?”

Ugh. I melted. He said he didn’t have the ring but would I marry him? YES!!! Then he asked if I would vote for Trump? YES!!! I was so into it. We fucked for hours.

Thanks Reddit! I’ll keep you updated! Feeling so blessed right now.

If so what borough.

Hi all,

Me and my friends are visiting the big Apple from Tennessee and we’re so excited to see everything the city has to offer!! We have an itinerary but we’re scared of stretching ourselves too thin lol so what do you think?

Monday: fly into JFK Wednesday: see the Statue of Liberty Sunday: leave (via JFK)

Is this doable in the week we have? Thanks!

Should I practice sleeping sitting up or is it safe to lie down? Are any lines better than others?