Pictured left- Sam’s ex GFF released her profoundly deep statement exclusively to the respected website Instagram.

Pictured right- Sam’s ex GFF shows off Sam’s beloved puppies.

I’d like to start by Acknowledging cheapskates past, present and future. I figured I’d see what the hype of Costco is all about so I’d tagged along with a friend today. Now I hate my fellow man at the best of times, but being in that place for 30mins chefs kiss I’m actively praying for a super comet to hit us now.

So many aimless shoppers struggling with this giant trolley full of giant sized groceries. And the icing on the cake was the line of people waiting to try the many free food tasting locations. It’s just lychee juice from China mate nothing amazing…. But it’s free so you are stuck behind the queue and cannot pass. It gets 1/10, would not recommend.

Thankyou you Allah for blessing me and my brothers the gift of Mercedes, tight shirts and good barbers. May the northern suburbs of Victoria (coburg,Fawkner,Broadmeadows,Glenroy,jacana,Campbell field) be my forever mirage to build on and prosper from. Out with the Toyota and in with the German engineering.

Hi there.

I'm a 40yo F lesbian school teacher and recently I've sold my perfectly good car with 20k on the clock in order to buy an EV.

I want to protect the future of this planet for the possums and insects, but not so much the white colonisers who've caused climate change and the death of thousands of species.

So if you're like me, had no kids, have no prospects of procreation yet feel a primal urge to heal the world, ditch that Subaru and buy an EV. And put an LGBTQI sticker on it too.

$30 Woolies voucher for moving from India to Australia . The latest Welcome to Country move

How great is WA?

Pictured- Tim at the train station, after the judge spazzed out and he walked free.

He was re-arrested shortly after for raping a passenger when he dozed off after his long day in court.

I got forced to go along to see the sister in law who just had a baby. While at the hospital there was a big revealing with her mother and sisters all there and me the only male in attendance. The reveal was done and the women were all oohing and ahhing and going on about how beautiful it was. I took a look and asked them what drugs they were on. It looking like Shazaam(the babies mother) gave birth on the top of the ugly tree and the baby hit every branch on the way down.

It was bright red, it was wrinkly and it's head looked like it had been squashed between two steel plates.

They got all huffy with me and I felt the need to be somewhere else.

I was right it was ugly and they were just being liars.

Hello my fellow Australians!

My name is half-a-dozen marsbars and I am an Indian qualified electrician, with 17 children who have various disabilities due to generations of inbreeding...

How do I get onto the NDIS?

What happens if I do electrical work using my Indian electrical license? .

I would also like to pay my respect to Gahndi Albo and Mr Modi for letting me and my 6,000 other relatives to come to Australia and completely overtake your suburbs.

Praise be to Vishnu!

I can't comprehend how it will look, it we remain on the same path.

Pictured left- Richard Wilkins with his son (name unknown) after he emerged from his audition under a Producer’s desk.

Pictured right- A Trans actor puts on brown-face and gets 13 Oscar nominations, instead of being cancelled.

Pictured- Dux student Yoshi stands with the beaming Dean of Nazi Uni, while his classmates plot his death.

Picture 2- New recruits are treated to a thorough medical exam by a qualified Doctor.

(per Reuters) Australia’s booming neo-Nazi groups are set for a windfall, after the Federal Government approved their application to become more inclusive with a generous cash grant.

‘Adolf’ (not his real name), revealed the happy news from the Neo’s Blue Mountains HQ ‘Eagles Nest’.

“Of course, they will not be able to enter the club or play golf here. And they will have to sit at the back of the club bus.”

Adolf assured recruits of a warm welcome: “Obviously they will be castrated if they look at our women, but so long as the Direct Debit keeps working, everyone is equal here.”