/r/chemistryjokes
A place for those awesome chemistry jokes that none of your friends get.
Only one rule: Every submission must be something funny relating to chemistry. It should be a joke (preferably) but visual puns and the like are also welcome.
/r/chemistryjokes
Oh, iron! That atom so little, Can be made into pot, pan or kettle It's oxides, no doubt Rust cars inside-out, But in ferrocene, iron's the middle.
Generally in material science, you're in one of these two camps. Both of them are important. You're either on the side of inventing new materials that have fantastic properties and performance that we previously could not do, or you're on the side of trying to match the performance of those materials... but without using lead or cadmium.
~Extractions&Ire
As a mechanical engineer, I loved this quote.
Like I said, I'm moving all my Chemistry Comics here: r/PeriodicComics
A prick-tease is an enzyme that acts to break down prick-te molecules.
Also, I'm moving to a New subreddit where i can keep my Chemistry-Related Comics.... Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_ajbn7i/s/Br3ZdOUjUk