Why did the chemist break up with the physicist?

Because they couldn’t find any chemistry—just too many reactions and not enough bonds!

So, I’m in the lab working on a basic titration experiment. Everything’s going fine until my lab partner—call him John—decides to “speed things up.” Instead of slowly adding the acid drop by drop, he dumps half the flask in at once.

Cue the biggest whoosh of foam I’ve ever seen, like a science fair volcano on steroids. John, standing there like a mad scientist, looks at me and says, “I think I overshot the endpoint.”

Meanwhile, I’m trying not to cry-laugh as the foam cascades off the table like some kind of chemistry waterfall. The professor walks in, takes one look at the mess, and just sighs,"John strikes again.”

Never trust someone who thinks “mL” stands for “Maximum Liquid"🤣

What is your Lab Partner like? 😁

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'Cause my d(xy) wants to overlap with your pi-star to do some backbonding 😏

Yeah, they had to retract it, cause it turned out to just be a cunt amination

Lithium and iron (LiFe).

Bose-Einstein Condensate 🤣

(I made this joke to my chem teacher today)

That's assault.

chugjug vs copper nitrate solution

Albumin!

I'm doing a home project on muffins and had to share the joke with someone!

It's a protein found in wheat flour according to the little research I've done so far

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says, “I’ll have an H2O”. The bartender hands him his water. The second chemist says, “I’ll have a water, too, please”. The bartender gives him his water. The first chemist walks out of the bar, upset at his failed assassination attempt.

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…because I’m hot and concentrated.

In 69/69/6969, the CAMERA MAN SKIBIT TOILET REAL 😱 discovered the Waltermelon!