/r/chemistryjokes

Photograph via snooOG

A place for those awesome chemistry jokes that none of your friends get.

Only one rule: Every submission must be something funny relating to chemistry. It should be a joke (preferably) but visual puns and the like are also welcome.

/r/chemistryjokes

7,519 Subscribers

9

What's the coolest state of matter?

Bose-Einstein Condensate šŸ¤£

(I made this joke to my chem teacher today)

0 Comments
2024/11/07
16:40 UTC

8

A kid in my chem class dropped a chunk of potassium in my flask of bromine and burned off my eyebrows

That's assault.

4 Comments
2024/10/02
00:18 UTC

0

Reddit Hire a Writer: A Student's Guide

0 Comments
2024/09/27
09:00 UTC

2

the people that play fortnite

chugjug vs copper nitrate solution

0 Comments
2024/09/21
09:01 UTC

6

What's a Musician's Favourite Protein?

Albumin!

I'm doing a home project on muffins and had to share the joke with someone!

It's a protein found in wheat flour according to the little research I've done so far

2 Comments
2024/08/25
13:05 UTC

0

Reliable Essay Writing Help in Business and Management ā€“ Expert Support at WritePaperForMe

0 Comments
2024/08/21
08:45 UTC

19

Idk if this is the first time yā€™all have seen this joke, but I heard it and I like it, so I want to share it with yā€™all.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says, ā€œIā€™ll have an H2Oā€. The bartender hands him his water. The second chemist says, ā€œIā€™ll have a water, too, pleaseā€. The bartender gives him his water. The first chemist walks out of the bar, upset at his failed assassination attempt.

8 Comments
2024/08/01
20:36 UTC

0

Finding the Best Homework Help on Reddit Like Squidward Finding Peace

0 Comments
2024/08/01
12:02 UTC

0

Top 10 Habits of Highly Effective Students You Need to Follow

0 Comments
2024/07/29
12:06 UTC

2

Understanding and Managing Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) in College

0 Comments
2024/07/24
12:11 UTC

0

Best Dictation Software for Students: Take Notes, Write Papers, and Power Through Studying

0 Comments
2024/07/22
14:11 UTC

0

Can You Get Caught Using ChatGPT? A Student's Guide to Avoiding AI Detection

0 Comments
2024/07/12
12:51 UTC

0

Best Planners for College Students: Find Yours

0 Comments
2024/07/10
12:49 UTC

0

Student Athlete Mental Health: Tips, Recommendations, and Common Problems

0 Comments
2024/07/08
13:00 UTC

2

10 Common Study Problems and How to Deal with Them

0 Comments
2024/07/05
13:01 UTC

0

anyone has chegg student account please contact me

[ Removed by Reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]

2 Comments
2024/06/30
20:15 UTC

1

(Organic) Call me KMnO4 in ozonolysis of an alkene

ā€¦because Iā€™m hot and concentrated.

0 Comments
2024/06/29
01:22 UTC

2

Mastering the Art of Daily Study: A Studentā€™s Guide

0 Comments
2024/06/28
12:18 UTC

2

How to Overcome Writer's Block: A Student's Guide to Conquering the Blank Page

0 Comments
2024/06/24
12:50 UTC

0

New fruit discovered!

In 69/69/6969, the CAMERA MAN SKIBIT TOILET REAL šŸ˜± discovered the Waltermelon!

0 Comments
2024/06/23
17:07 UTC

0

Potassium

Guys, if i merge three potassium molecules, i get a racist element?

2 Comments
2024/06/22
14:17 UTC

0

Potassium joke

Guys, if i merge three potassium molecules, i get a racist element?

0 Comments
2024/06/22
14:05 UTC

0

Or you could just call academic helper and actually enjoy your summer.

0 Comments
2024/06/19
15:41 UTC

1

How to Get Better at Math: Tips for Students from Experienced 911papers Writers

0 Comments
2024/06/18
13:10 UTC

0

Feeling overwhelmed? Essay writing services to the rescue!

0 Comments
2024/06/12
11:20 UTC

1

How to Avoid Stress in College: Tips for Students from Experienced 911papers Writers

0 Comments
2024/06/11
12:53 UTC

1

How to Conduct Research: Best Tips from Experienced 911Papers Writers

0 Comments
2024/06/03
12:50 UTC

0

How to Write a Reflective Essay: A Comprehensive Guide

0 Comments
2024/05/29
11:14 UTC

Back To Top