Now all of our family photos of us at the dinner table with him look like The Last Supper lol

It's so annoying, like yeah, okay what he did was wrong, but there's other news stories out there to report on too. Give it a break guys, don't you have something better to do with your time?

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It's literally on every single media outlet, "breaking news", and it's so annoying. Just wondering if it's making headlines in other countries of the world as well.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/sep/02/doctor-who-writer-and-script-editor-terrance-dicks-dies-aged-84

https://www.google.com/search?q=what+day+did+emperor%27s+new+groove+come+out&oq=what+day+did+emperors+new+groo&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j33.18017j1j7&client=ms-android-sprint-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

I’ll answer anything

Edit: After reviewing this post the next day I now realize that drunk me made a mistake. I did not mean to intrude on your llama pictures!

I made a religion to worship a llama named Houston. He is unrelated to the city in Texas. If you want to join our 128-member movement, follow this link. https://discord.gg/tMcwbFR Have a wonderful evening, fellow llama lovers.

I am hoping this is one of the places...

I'm not going to whine or retell my story of 34 years of embarrassing suffering, you can see it here in my previous post.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CRIIIIPLE!!!

Suffice it to say I got the apt when that photo was taken but due to a mountain of burocratic nonsense, and my own dumbfuckery, i still haven't moved in. I moved the fuck in!!!!! https://i.imgur.com/vb4b8Rm.jpg thing is for me to move in, things must have lined up perfectly on day one. Actually tjats the ama I got banned for for posting my Amazon wishlist in it. Woody Harrelson didn't get banned I bet foe hawking Rampart. I'm not a millionaire. I live in low income housing. Since people still be asking how long my dick is in that other ama you all send them here and we shall be casual about it.

Now the medical but if anyone has questions ama wise. They said I have rheumatoid arthritis when I was 3 and in 1986 I'm Russia you had to buy and smuggle in your own pills much less actually have a way to solve this. I'm obviously little too don't let my huge cojones fool you. I don't get offended so ask away. In fact that Rick meme just made me laugh more than anything.

Now I will tell you a little bit about the apt. It isn't big, in fact it's quite small, the bedroom is about filled to the brim after the bed was installed. But it's 100% mine and to make it livable I have then, and now planned to make as much of it accessible or automatic as possible. They already have a remote control door which I actually was pleasantly surprised by, and motion sensors on trash and laundry rooms. But inside the apt I had ideas in my head too... Keep in mind I really can't modify the apt, nail things to walls or whatever, but they were kind enough to agree to install my mostly reasonable safety requests. For example I spent a lot of money on a touch sensor faucet. Sorry for the potato quality photo, but I cannot take good selfies with my tiny little Trex arms. I wanted to show the kitchen faucet here. Basically not only can I reach it (a first for me) but it's also very convenient in that you touch any metal part to turn it on/off. The soap dispense is motion sensitive too (though it leaves a lot to be desired as it sucks the soap back as much as it squirts out). The bathroom sink faucet will be motion sensitive and they installed safety for my toilet too https://i.imgur.com/SlWNY25.jpg and what I lovingly call my Hello Kitty seat https://i.imgur.com/rt0TMce.jpg why? Because I needed to get it up powerchar height. The trashcans will be motion sensitive and will close because I don't want to be staring at rubbish all day. A very kind Redditor has purchased an Alexa for me which is incredible because not only will I have something smarter than a cat to talk to, I can also ask it to call 911 if I fell on my head and I don't even need one of those emergency buttons. As far as lighting goes, I don't have good ideas. I know I can't nail things to walls, and those stand alone lights piss me off. To me they're like for old people. My crazy idea was to RGB the entire place with hidden Alexa controlled lightstrips. For one I can stick these under bed, behind couch (if I ever decide to buy one), under my PC table without damaging walls. The wirelessness will be convenient and they will provide light as well as color if I want. This feels like the way to go, but so far I haven't been able to choose a good lightstrip system, and I really don't know how many I will need. Probably at least 4 or 5 strips but I will come up with a plan once I have everything else under control.

http://a.co/8ZcLzhs

Amazon Giftcards are welcome because I use Amazon for most of my shit. Amazon is convenient and fast. If sending me an Amazon giftcard, please make sure it's a US card because Amazon region locks them. Uber giftcards (or whatever they use) are also badly needed as I discovered that accessible Uber vans are literally light years better than taxies. They cost less than half the cabbie, are very friendly, drive much better, chat with you, and have much more comfortable bigger vans. Because they care for your feedback. I even befriended a couple of drivers - good guys. One even waited for me for an hour outside my apt because that asshole with the bed was so late assembling it. Unfortunately (or fortunately) I have to use Uber sometimes because the shuttle bus system Septa has is quite limiting in its availability and scheduling. And they can be supremely late and they don't wait for you.

I like to get my haircuts at Champions in West Chester where I lived, and Emily does a great job honestly. If anyone wants, they can help me out here. If not that’s fine. https://www.vagaro.com/championsbarbershop/gift-certificates

Obviously I buy a drinkie from time to time, so Liquor Store giftcards are appreciated. https://www.finewineandgoodspirits.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay?catIdent=G_Card&catalogId=10051&storeId=10051&categoryId=435603&langId=-1

Amazon is probably most important but I will be spending quite a bit at Ikea and not only because their limgonberry jam is awesome. My useless father won't bring my PC desk here plus itd be too big anyway.

Right now I'm having anxiety about paying for internet. This building only has Comcast. Shudder. No EarthLink is ridiculously slow on dsl and I can't mount a dish here.

Thanks for reading this wall of text.

I took my absurdity to a whole nother level and got a selfie with a stripper. https://i.imgur.com/s5WIZu8.jpg I couldn't stop laughing at the whole awkwad situation. But later in the week I went to a much swankier place and had an amazing and super expensive 40 min grind wirh a girl who knows what she's doing. This one's for you, Stacey.

P.S. here's an album of me shooting a 5.56 with and without a silencer. https://imgur.com/gallery/Fq22A

Hello there,

We're running a survey for fun about dorky animals, such as the Llama, and [we need votes for Llamas. Support the Llama Brotherhood.] (https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeTz148javzCaGVQfPq4M07F7ssb4EaE2otAymj4VudJUgotQ/viewform) Down with the Sloths. And the Tapirs. Especially the Tapirs.

See username