/r/carsfuckingdragons
Well, it's cars.....fucking....dragons.
This is the subreddit for cars fucking dragons
Don't go posting any of that dragons fucking cars smut. That stuff is for perverts. Go to /r/boatsfuckingwhales for optimum boat action.
/r/carsfuckingdragons
#1 Transmission fluid
Her dragon scales glistening
Ejaculation
#2 Cars ramming dragons
Engine revving, gears shifting
Juices overflow
#3 How much car will fit
Into a dragon pussy?
Claws scratch the metal
#4 A female dragon
Iridescent breasts jiggling
Underneath the hood
#5 Two cars fucking
The shit out of a dragon
Fluids are mingling
#6 Tyres, teeth and claws
Metal brushes against scale
A seductive dance
#7 Oil leaks, passion stirs
The dragon purrs, mid coitus
The engine ignites
#8 Strokes of devotion
Gears shift. Repositioned.
Tender expression
#9 Intimacy swells
Bonded by rubber and flame
Love is eternal
#10 The car tyres squeal
Her eyes are made of coal
Calloused skin... so lovely
#11 Signals blink. Love blooms
The fire inside erupts
Oil drained... siphoned dry
#12 Power humming — poised.
Touch of sea green scales
Administrations
#13 Trying to race him
Eyes aflame, her stare worships
Unquenchable speed
#14 The car is rocking
Ambushed by fire and heat
Raw need, arousal
Oh, fairest forum, though from us thou went,
A beauty lingers, like a rose's bloom
That graced the day when fortune's hand relent,
And stole thee from this virt’ual battle room.
The loathsome dragons, with their fiery breath,
Hath wrought such havoc on the checkered field!
Our noble cars, displaced, embraced their death.
Their rightful glory, sorrow did conceal.
But hark! A trumpet sounds, a joyous call!
Thou hath returned to set the balance right!
The dragons tremble as their empires fall,
And gallant cars shall once more claim their right.
So hail, dear forum! May your presence bring
A righteous triumph: return of the king!
Lady cars can fuck dragons too. This whole subreddit is just male cars on female dragons and quite frankly, I expected ya'll to be more open minded. Women can fuck too.
How about Forklifts fucking dragons? I feel like it could be quite graphic, like sticking the forks in and spreading them. Or using a telescopic forklift and throwing the dragon around?
Also, What the fuck am I going on about?
Can I get some Limos on Dinosaur action up in here please... I --- got a new craving!!
AND YES THAT IS STILL CARSFUCKINGDRAGONS CONTENT!
Come on, I don't care how amateur your skills are (or how pro!!), draw a limo and a dino just going at it!
If you aren't familiar with the RPG / JRPG on Steam directly inspired from this subreddit we released last year that features all of my drawings of Cars --- getting it on with Dragons in a funny adventure, go check it out. It's a VIDEO GAME. Banging music done by GuitarPlayer0171 (creator of the subreddit)!
I feel bad shilling my own game to 20,567 people so if any of you report this for spam, I will kindly remove it. Just wanted to let you know, the video game is currently on sale. <3
EDIT : The game is on sale until the 21st. Thanks for the support!
Congrats, we fucking DID it!!! <3 We got the game on STEAM and it's available right now!! How exciting!