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03:04 UTC
the post by clubsdoze from 2yrs ago did not enact chang
sorry but i don’t see a single thing abo
01:51 UTC
Anyone still here?
Did he get everyone?
06:48 UTC
dedicate this subreddit to the lobe instead
candlejack sucks he isnt even re
21:02 UTC
Why can't I say his na
19:42 UTC
Hi! I just learned about Candlejack. 🙂
So glad to have fou
13:44 UTC
What is this sub bout?
Im not sure i understand what thi
20:19 UTC
Roses are red, Candlejack is the best...
Does anyone else feel a hand on thei
19:47 UTC
Is anyone still here?
If everyone was kidnapped by Candlejack, I wouldn't be surpri
12:58 UTC
Shouldn't this sub just be called "/r/candleja
02:15 UTC
Candlejack wins the Republican nomina
This historic day saw Candlejack sinch the nomination for presi
05:57 UTC
THE CANDLEJACK REVOLU
13:24 UTC
Weirdest thing happened in the store where I work:
We're a retail business selling sports equipment. Yesterday, this guy came in and bought ALL the climbing rope we had in stock! Gave his name as "Candlejack" for the invoice and now I find this subreddit with this guy's name! That's the weirdest thing that ever hap
20:47 UTC
So who is this guy?
I personally think that Candlejack is a gre
03:08 UTC
How can we bring this sub back to life?
People need to know about Candlejack so they won't get tak
04:22 UTC
This sub is dead, now nobody will know about Candlejack
This is very bad, people need to be t
22:40 UTC
Ways to avoid being abducted by Candlejack thread
- Don't say h
17:49 UTC
It's sad to see that this sub is dead
How are we supposed to warn people about Candlejack? Oh, wait, if nobody's talking about him, he can't kidnap anyone. Shit guys, nobody menti
04:41 UTC
I made a bet
That saying Candlejack wouldn't aff
00:06 UTC
AMA Request: Candlejack.
I figured it would be a cool idea for an AMA. That way we cou
14:17 UTC
Whoa. This is a pretty cool subreddi
04:56 UTC
Who the hell is this "Candlejack" I've been hear-
04:52 UTC
BREAKING: Malaysian officials have re-checked the records of the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 and have found that Candlejack was listed on the passenger manif
02:06 UTC
[META] This Candlejack shit stopped being funny years ago.
Seriously, I mean it's just one joke, and it's not even a very funny one at that. What cute little humor value it ever had wore out its welcome a long time ago. "HURR DURR LOL CANDLEJACK SOMETHING SOMETHING UH OH NOW I'M TAKEN" followed by part of some word meant to indicate that this Candlejack guy has taken you? HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS.
It would be one thing if you came up with creative ways to indicate that some mysterious being has come and snatched you up. Maybe intersperse it with a little bit of actual fear. Take Slender Man, for example. There's an entire culture which is dedicated to this mysterious entity. Provided, a lot of today's manifestations of such a thing are based on the horror tropes perfected by The Blair Witch Project, but the real difference is that we the audience take on the roles of actual characters. With Candlejack on the other hand, all you do is replay this tired old jo
19:54 UTC
Hey, guys, who do we discuss here?
I'm just curious...
03:19 UTC
I like singing about candlejack
BITCH I'M FAMOUS YA I'M CANDLEJACK BITCH THIS SONG WILL USE UP ALL THE LETTERS OF A COMMENT I GOT LIKE 35 LEFT OOOH YA THE SONG WILL END NOW
BUT NOW THE SONG IS BACK! NOT TAKEN BY CANDLEJACK! NOT HIDING UNDER A RACK! NOT FEELING UNDER ATTACK! 35 CHARACTERS LEFT! CONTINUE NOW BELOW
THE COMMENT ABOVE THIS ONE! AND NOW DANCE WHILE YOU YELL CANDLEJACK! LALALALALA!CANDLEJACK!LALALALALA! YA ONLY 30 CHARACTERS LEFT! CONTINUE.
I'M COOL, DANCING IN THE STREET LIGHT YELLING, CANDLEJACK! HE'S GOT NO DICK, HE'S A PUSSY AFRAID OF THE SINGING COMMENT MAN! CONTINUE NOW IN
THIS COMMENT YA! ALRIGHT I'M TIRED OF WRITING THIS, GOD DAMN, MOTHAFUCKIN, ASSHOLE, BITCHFUCK, DAMN, SONG. GOODBYE.
breaths Candlejack is a pussy, what a motherfuc
05:14 UTC
Can-
dycorn. Ha just tricked Candlejack. What's he gonna do abou
02:50 UTC