sorry but i don’t see a single thing abo

Did he get everyone?

candlejack sucks he isnt even re

So glad to have fou

Im not sure i understand what thi

Does anyone else feel a hand on thei

If everyone was kidnapped by Candlejack, I wouldn't be surpri

This historic day saw Candlejack sinch the nomination for presi

We're a retail business selling sports equipment. Yesterday, this guy came in and bought ALL the climbing rope we had in stock! Gave his name as "Candlejack" for the invoice and now I find this subreddit with this guy's name! That's the weirdest thing that ever hap

I personally think that Candlejack is a gre

People need to know about Candlejack so they won't get tak

This is very bad, people need to be t

1. Don't say h

How are we supposed to warn people about Candlejack? Oh, wait, if nobody's talking about him, he can't kidnap anyone. Shit guys, nobody menti

That saying Candlejack wouldn't aff

I figured it would be a cool idea for an AMA. That way we cou

Seriously, I mean it's just one joke, and it's not even a very funny one at that. What cute little humor value it ever had wore out its welcome a long time ago. "HURR DURR LOL CANDLEJACK SOMETHING SOMETHING UH OH NOW I'M TAKEN" followed by part of some word meant to indicate that this Candlejack guy has taken you? HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS.

It would be one thing if you came up with creative ways to indicate that some mysterious being has come and snatched you up. Maybe intersperse it with a little bit of actual fear. Take Slender Man, for example. There's an entire culture which is dedicated to this mysterious entity. Provided, a lot of today's manifestations of such a thing are based on the horror tropes perfected by The Blair Witch Project, but the real difference is that we the audience take on the roles of actual characters. With Candlejack on the other hand, all you do is replay this tired old jo

I'm just curious...

BITCH I'M FAMOUS YA I'M CANDLEJACK BITCH THIS SONG WILL USE UP ALL THE LETTERS OF A COMMENT I GOT LIKE 35 LEFT OOOH YA THE SONG WILL END NOW

BUT NOW THE SONG IS BACK! NOT TAKEN BY CANDLEJACK! NOT HIDING UNDER A RACK! NOT FEELING UNDER ATTACK! 35 CHARACTERS LEFT! CONTINUE NOW BELOW

THE COMMENT ABOVE THIS ONE! AND NOW DANCE WHILE YOU YELL CANDLEJACK! LALALALALA!CANDLEJACK!LALALALALA! YA ONLY 30 CHARACTERS LEFT! CONTINUE.

I'M COOL, DANCING IN THE STREET LIGHT YELLING, CANDLEJACK! HE'S GOT NO DICK, HE'S A PUSSY AFRAID OF THE SINGING COMMENT MAN! CONTINUE NOW IN

THIS COMMENT YA! ALRIGHT I'M TIRED OF WRITING THIS, GOD DAMN, MOTHAFUCKIN, ASSHOLE, BITCHFUCK, DAMN, SONG. GOODBYE.

breaths Candlejack is a pussy, what a motherfuc

dycorn. Ha just tricked Candlejack. What's he gonna do abou