And then I will die with a falafel in my pocket.

Such is life.

Send me someee lol

This is my burrito. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My burrito is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my burrito is useless. Without my burrito, I am useless.

I must eat my burrito ravenously- I must chew more than my enemy who is trying to outeat me.

I must devour this burrito before it conquers me. I will...

My burrito and I know that what counts at lunch is not the chips we crunch, the noise of our munching, nor the stains we leave.

We know that it is the beans that count. We will savor...

My burrito is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn from it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its ingredients, its salsa and its tortilla.

I will keep my burrito wrapped and ready, even as I am wrapped and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My burrito and I are the guardians of my appetite.

We are the conquerors of our cravings. We are the saviors of my hunger.

So be it, until victory is mine and the burrito resides in my belly- there is no enemy, but hunger!

Hello Redditors today I was thinking 'what if I was a Burrito' I always loved that sweet juicy taste of that food from the Gods (my opinion). Anyways I decided that I am identifying as a (Burrito 🌯) for my entire life I will ask if I can become a (Burrito) I don't know why I just felt like this today if you don't like (Burritos) your burritophobic bye bye🫨🫨🫨.

Join the fight for the r/burritosArmy , we are severely outnumbered and need more soldiers. The bananasarmy is planning an attack soon, we need help

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Looking for a burrito-appreciator that will keep this sub in better shape than I have.

I SUMMON u/Burrito_fucker_69