/r/Bullshitfacts
A place to post troll facts that make sense in a way, but are complete bullshit
A place to post facts that make sense in a way, but are complete bullshit
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Julius Caesar invented Caesar dressing
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2023/09/12
06:24 UTC
06:24 UTC
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100% of all people on Earth live on Earth
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2023/01/16
22:25 UTC
22:25 UTC
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Lo Mein Noodles were invented in Maine.
Lo Mein Noodles were invented in Maine rather than China. There may be the argument of "Lo Mein is chinese, so China made it. Here is the thing though.
There are people of all types in The United States, meaning that surely a man of chinese heritage decided to make a noodle recipe in the southern parts of Maine. Thus is how Lo Mein Noodles have come to be.
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2022/10/14
16:58 UTC
16:58 UTC
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Sharks are not actually 'misunderstood', they're simply evil bastards.
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2022/07/17
20:01 UTC
20:01 UTC
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Stovepipe hats were actually smokestacks. In the 19th century, well-to-do men were coal-powered and needed taller stacks.
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2022/07/17
19:54 UTC
19:54 UTC
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The windows on the Burj Khalifa have windshield wipers so that the windows can be cleaned after a sandstorm
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2022/06/06
06:51 UTC
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Trees from old growth forests are mainly used to make toilet paper, because there is less bark and fewer knots.
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2022/03/23
22:10 UTC
22:10 UTC
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Acronyms were invented by a woman named Jordyn P. Acronymicus in 1676. She even wrote a whole book of all of the acronyms, which was found on the Rosetta stone in 1992. She even taught an entire school on acronym theory, but that knowledge has long been forgotten, and we are with only its shell.
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2021/11/19
02:36 UTC
02:36 UTC
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Wisdom teeth are called "wisdom teeth" because of a joke about anesthetics used in wisdom tooth removal. Anesthetics like laughing gas caused patients to behave weirdly, temporarily "losing their wisdom." Thus people pretended that the teeth themselves gave people wisdom.
April fools, I made up that etymology.
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2021/04/01
12:25 UTC
12:25 UTC
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It is actually possible for humans to fly but learning the technique makes you look like such a fool that the secret was lost due to people being too ashamed to learn it and pass it on.
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2021/03/31
23:02 UTC
23:02 UTC
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The first virus ever recorded was the in 29 BC when a Roman scientist accidentally mixed two chemical componts. The concoction then mutated and spread throughout the world.
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2021/02/10
22:21 UTC
22:21 UTC
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Fish were invented in 1593 by Joseph Icthys, due to crabs and other arthropods falling out of fashion.
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2020/11/19
16:41 UTC
16:41 UTC
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The alphabet was invented on May 14th, 1978 by Alphonse Wilson and Betty Michaels when they tried to organize their workload.
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2020/11/18
01:56 UTC
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The bed was created by James Bedson in 1732 nearly after sleeping on the floor became obsolete.
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2020/11/07
18:48 UTC
18:48 UTC
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Attention -there is a mass recall on all bottled water products due to the deadly additive dihydrogen monoxide-
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2020/11/05
20:34 UTC
20:34 UTC
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According to the Bible unicorns existed but were deemed unpure at the time of Noah’s arch and so were araddicated
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2020/11/05
16:08 UTC
16:08 UTC
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English was invented by the romans in the 3rd era and was used to separate the rich from the poor who spoke in in German and Greek languages
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2020/11/05
06:34 UTC
06:34 UTC
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Jumping was invented in 1742 by Johnson jump when he tried stepping twice
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2020/11/05
06:28 UTC
06:28 UTC
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The modern day brick was invented by American settlers when discovering that clay was better at insulating from the cold climate then the before used limestone and calcium mixture
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2020/11/05
06:26 UTC
06:26 UTC
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The wright brothers didn’t invent flight
Lionardo Da Vinci invented flight in 1519 in Florence with his ornithopter design but sadly was unable to land due to current wether conditions and passed away at arrival to France
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2020/11/05
06:22 UTC
06:22 UTC
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Sleeping was invented by alarm clock companies in 1874 to sell alarm clocks
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2020/11/04
21:46 UTC
21:46 UTC
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The universe isn’t very big because if it was it would fight more
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2020/11/04
10:41 UTC
10:41 UTC
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I believe you
I believe these facts with all of my heart
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2020/10/31
17:43 UTC
17:43 UTC
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25% of people would actually believe half the facts here
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2020/10/30
22:00 UTC
22:00 UTC
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Last Thursdayism (The idea that the universe was created in its current state last Thursday) is one of the oldest religions in the world. Records of it have been found from the earliest human societies all the way back last Thursday.
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2020/10/17
20:28 UTC
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Why do noses run and feet smell?
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2020/09/24
09:34 UTC
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A building that is already built is still called a building.
A building that is already built is still called a building.
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2020/09/24
08:41 UTC
08:41 UTC
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Umbrella birds were invented by scientists in 1949 when they were trying to create an automatically opening umbrella
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2020/09/08
03:31 UTC
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If you don't have a passport you aren't allowed in Black Mesa
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2020/09/05
01:32 UTC
01:32 UTC
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Posting in a Zhen tone was invented by Chen Zhen Rong in 2020, Aug 6
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2020/08/06
05:13 UTC
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