/r/brandosandopuns
A safe place for all puns and dad jokes relating to the written works of Brandon Sanderson
A safe place for all puns and dad jokes relating to the written works of Brandon Sanderson
/r/brandosandopuns
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What is the most popular gas station brand on Scadrial?
##Vin's Diesel
15:47 UTC
Brandon is Rand in the next age
It seems very likely to me that Rand Al'Thor is really Brandon Sanderson in the next turning of the wheel.
Bear with me...
Brandon = B (Rand) On(e)
!Sanderson = Son of Sander (Rand was the son of an Aielman, a Sand Man)!<
Thus, Brandon Sanderson is really ment to
!Be Rand, One Son of A Sandman.!<
The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.
17:45 UTC
My father always wanted to sail the Emerald Sea, but he refuses to talk about it.
It's a spore subject.
23:39 UTC
So if a Kandra were to impersonate a Kandra impersonating someone else…
…would that be a Double en Kandra?
20:15 UTC
Thank you to this sub for existing
18:07 UTC
Hoid's spirit web
Do you guys think Hoid calls his Spirit Web "Brevity"? It is the soul of Wit, after all.
22:19 UTC
Shallan's Family
21:01 UTC
What happens when you use a hemalurgic spike on a Spren?
!Nail bond!<
16:22 UTC
[RoW spoilers] Nightblood did such a good job destroying evil...
[Seriously, major RoW spoilers] >!...that he got a Rayse.!<
16:54 UTC
What does a Mistborn use to catch fish before anyone else?
Baitium.
03:25 UTC
What do you call a three-panel art piece made by LightWeavers?
A Cryptic Tryptic. Mmm lies.
00:41 UTC
what do you call a dione building with multiple apartments in it?
!a superiority complex!<
10:16 UTC
Cett should have known he didn't have a chance taking Luthadel...
After all, while Elend ruled it was the Venture capital of the empire.
05:44 UTC
Why did Syl give a speech at Shallan's wedding?
22:18 UTC
How does a Selish engineer say "everything is fine"?
Everything is unkeyed dor-y.
10:17 UTC
Why is Hoid unrecognizable when he's on Roshar?
He is in Wit-ness protection.
02:12 UTC
Interviewer: What do you do for your current employment?
Wayne: I wear many hats.
14:58 UTC
Endowmints
03:18 UTC
Why can singers never wear sheepform?
They're still looking for Baa Ado Mishram.
03:13 UTC
Im looking for an Honorable leatherworker
I need someone who can Tanavast amount of leather for me.
13:46 UTC
What does Leras like love in his food?
!Preservatives!<
02:02 UTC
Dalinar Kholin takes off his shirt
for a wrestling match with Aratin Khal. The old man does not last long. As he is putting his uniform back on, Adolin confronts him.
“Ever since you read that dumb old book you have forced me to wear the same old ugly uniform whenever I’m around our soldiers. And now you give them a stormin’ strip tease? You’re such a hypocrite!”
“Son,” Dalinar solemnly replies “sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.”
15:09 UTC
What is Hoid's favorite American comedy film?
Yu, Mi, and Dupree
10:12 UTC
What did audiences say about the new Stormlight movie about the Heralds ?
It was a real 'Nale' biter.
12:30 UTC
Why was the Elantrian such a terrible stockbroker?
Because they were too invested
13:36 UTC
The Magical Art of Curing Sunburn is called...
Aloe-mancy
16:11 UTC
What do you call the Kandra who became a Stoneward (or Bondsmith)?
14:02 UTC
What do you get if you read Edgedancer before Warbreaker?
Lift before Denth
17:17 UTC
What game did Teft and Vyre play?
Teft 4 Dead
19:32 UTC
What's a mistborn's favorite breakfast?
Honey nuts and bolts cheerios
22:48 UTC