/r/brandosandopuns
A safe place for all puns and dad jokes relating to the written works of Brandon Sanderson
A safe place for all puns and dad jokes relating to the written works of Brandon Sanderson
/r/brandosandopuns
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Why does The Lopen like to make fun of Punio?
Just be-cousin
22:54 UTC
Why was Nale disappointed after leaving the Azish?
They refused to give him a lift.
21:14 UTC
Why wasn't Lopen surprised when his opponent knocked his sword out his hand?
He'd already been disarmed a long time ago.
19:58 UTC
Why couldn't the Azish parshman go into the brothel?
He hadn't got the right mateforms.
19:57 UTC
What was Dalinar's problem after seeing the Nightwatcher?
He couldn't remember for the wife of him.
19:56 UTC
If everyone's favourite Herdazian breaks into a building...
Is he interlopen?
(please help my partner won't stop making puns)
19:31 UTC
When Singer Historians discover obviously gay couples they say...
"Oh my God they were Form-mates"
17:10 UTC
The soldiers were annoyed at how long it took to set the bridge.
Don't worry, they got over it.
13:19 UTC
Shallan is a great detective.
She always sees the pattern
10:37 UTC
Rashek is great at doing measurements...
Because he's the Lord Ruler
05:55 UTC
Why do Chulls have a hard time dating?
They never come out of their shells.
14:31 UTC
What's Shallan's nickname for Pattern?
The New Testament
05:42 UTC
Shallan is clearly an __
Allomancer cause she just burned Tyn. Just had to share this revelation I had during my reread before WaT.
15:03 UTC
What's Roshar's version of The Kama Sutra?
!The Way of Kinks!<
05:12 UTC
Why did the enemy cannonmaster hit the Crow's Song so perfectly?
!Without the seethe, they were sitting Dougs!<
15:06 UTC
If Shallan was in prison, would Wit tell her...
... the story of >!The Girl Who's Locked Up!<?
23:10 UTC
How does an allomancer sneak around?
On their TINNY toes!
23:14 UTC
What did Nightblood say to Dalinar?
14:29 UTC
Who is the best car salesman in the cosmere?
Taravangian, King of Car Brand.
12:56 UTC
Why is Veil better at spy work?
Because she is non-Shallan-t
08:34 UTC
What did Spook use to build his house?
03:35 UTC
What is the most popular gas station brand on Scadrial?
##Vin's Diesel
15:47 UTC
Brandon is Rand in the next age
It seems very likely to me that Rand Al'Thor is really Brandon Sanderson in the next turning of the wheel.
Bear with me...
Brandon = B (Rand) On(e)
!Sanderson = Son of Sander (Rand was the son of an Aielman, a Sand Man)!<
Thus, Brandon Sanderson is really ment to
!Be Rand, One Son of A Sandman.!<
The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.
17:45 UTC
My father always wanted to sail the Emerald Sea, but he refuses to talk about it.
It's a spore subject.
23:39 UTC
So if a Kandra were to impersonate a Kandra impersonating someone else…
…would that be a Double en Kandra?
20:15 UTC
Thank you to this sub for existing
18:07 UTC
Hoid's spirit web
Do you guys think Hoid calls his Spirit Web "Brevity"? It is the soul of Wit, after all.
22:19 UTC
Shallan's Family
21:01 UTC
What happens when you use a hemalurgic spike on a Spren?
!Nail bond!<
16:22 UTC
[RoW spoilers] Nightblood did such a good job destroying evil...
[Seriously, major RoW spoilers] >!...that he got a Rayse.!<
16:54 UTC