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<div class="md"><p>They make you want to be invested.</p>
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Why do Cosmere novels have so many loyal fans?

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<div class="md"><p>He gets a Kholinarscopy ;)</p>
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How does Dalinar check for polyps?

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* Elon Musk just got these nice long hair implants. You could call them *Elon Tress*
* Woah, he just did a sick ass backflip. Your Son's lit, man.
* We're all alone with the weird paintbrush creature. It's just *You, Me and the Nightmare Painter*
* Elon Musk met up with a Green Version of the robot from Sonic Battle, but he has a C on his head for some reason? Whatever, I guess he's Tress of the Emerl C now
* I'm a Cobbler! Yeah, my last work was with Elend Venture. The hardest part of working with him was the bottom of his shoe. Very specific requirements. *The Emperor's Sole* was a pain in the ass.
* Elizabeth's son Charles went that way. You could say it's *The Way of Kings.*
* Geez, that was some *good* firemoss. Hey is this book glowing? I guess they really are the *Words of Radiance*
* If I fall off the Burj Khalifa, I'll no longer be an *Edgedancer*
* I work at the home for the Elderly, bringing them food. Yep, that's right. I'm the *Oat Bringer*
* Some of Dawn's jaw was clipped off in the Shardblade accident. You could say it's a *Dawn Shard*
* Rhythm of War \[`Insert Joke here]`
* This is the reign of the Shark and the guy who wrote Amish Paradise. It's the Fin-Al Empire.
* That Well's goin' up REAL high. It's the *Well of Ascension*
* You just saved my boy Aegis! You're *The Hero of Aegis!*
* The main character of Horizon: Zero Dawn became a lawyer! She's *The Aloy of Law!*
* That bookshelf has lights coming from a multitude of direction. There sure are a whole lotta *Shadows of Shelf*
* I got these wrist bands when Tien died. They're *The Bands of Mourning*.
* I can't believe we forgot a whole genre of music! We'll NEVER find *The Lost Metal!*
* You're having too much alcohol! This is already your *Sixth of the Dusk!*
* I can't believe the Dark One is supporting mute people in Hel Forest! I hear the programme is called *Shadows for Silence in the Forest of Hel!*
* Glokta's wearing white! Now he's *White Sand!*

<div class="md"><ul>
<li>Elon Musk just got these nice long hair implants. You could call them <em>Elon Tress</em></li>
<li>Woah, he just did a sick ass backflip. Your Son&#39;s lit, man.</li>
<li>We&#39;re all alone with the weird paintbrush creature. It&#39;s just <em>You, Me and the Nightmare Painter</em></li>
<li>Elon Musk met up with a Green Version of the robot from Sonic Battle, but he has a C on his head for some reason? Whatever, I guess he&#39;s Tress of the Emerl C now</li>
<li>I&#39;m a Cobbler! Yeah, my last work was with Elend Venture. The hardest part of working with him was the bottom of his shoe. Very specific requirements. <em>The Emperor&#39;s Sole</em> was a pain in the ass.</li>
<li>Elizabeth&#39;s son Charles went that way. You could say it&#39;s <em>The Way of Kings.</em></li>
<li>Geez, that was some <em>good</em> firemoss. Hey is this book glowing? I guess they really are the <em>Words of Radiance</em></li>
<li>If I fall off the Burj Khalifa, I&#39;ll no longer be an <em>Edgedancer</em></li>
<li>I work at the home for the Elderly, bringing them food. Yep, that&#39;s right. I&#39;m the <em>Oat Bringer</em></li>
<li>Some of Dawn&#39;s jaw was clipped off in the Shardblade accident. You could say it&#39;s a <em>Dawn Shard</em></li>
<li>Rhythm of War [<code>Insert Joke here]</code></li>
<li>This is the reign of the Shark and the guy who wrote Amish Paradise. It&#39;s the Fin-Al Empire.</li>
<li>That Well&#39;s goin&#39; up REAL high. It&#39;s the <em>Well of Ascension</em></li>
<li>You just saved my boy Aegis! You&#39;re <em>The Hero of Aegis!</em></li>
<li>The main character of Horizon: Zero Dawn became a lawyer! She&#39;s <em>The Aloy of Law!</em></li>
<li>That bookshelf has lights coming from a multitude of direction. There sure are a whole lotta <em>Shadows of Shelf</em></li>
<li>I got these wrist bands when Tien died. They&#39;re <em>The Bands of Mourning</em>.</li>
<li>I can&#39;t believe we forgot a whole genre of music! We&#39;ll NEVER find <em>The Lost Metal!</em></li>
<li>You&#39;re having too much alcohol! This is already your <em>Sixth of the Dusk!</em></li>
<li>I can&#39;t believe the Dark One is supporting mute people in Hel Forest! I hear the programme is called <em>Shadows for Silence in the Forest of Hel!</em></li>
<li>Glokta&#39;s wearing white! Now he&#39;s <em>White Sand!</em></li>
</ul>
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Punny Pun Puns (I'm Sorry these were funnier in the heat of their creation)

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<div class="md"><p>Just be-cousin</p>
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Why does The Lopen like to make fun of Punio?

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<div class="md"><p>They refused to give him a lift.</p>
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Why was Nale disappointed after leaving the Azish?

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He'd already been disarmed a long time ago.

<div class="md"><p>He&#39;d already been disarmed a long time ago.</p>
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Why wasn't Lopen surprised when his opponent knocked his sword out his hand?

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<div class="md"><p>He hadn&#39;t got the right mateforms.</p>
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Why couldn't the Azish parshman go into the brothel?

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He couldn't remember for the wife of him.

<div class="md"><p>He couldn&#39;t remember for the wife of him.</p>
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What was Dalinar's problem after seeing the Nightwatcher?

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Is he interlopen?

(please help my partner won't stop making puns)

<div class="md"><p>Is he interlopen?</p>

<p>(please help my partner won&#39;t stop making puns)</p>
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If everyone's favourite Herdazian breaks into a building...

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<div class="md"><p>&quot;Oh my God they were Form-mates&quot;</p>
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When Singer Historians discover obviously gay couples they say...

<div class="md"><p>Don&#39;t worry, they got over it.</p>
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The soldiers were annoyed at how long it took to set the bridge.

<div class="md"><p>She always sees the pattern</p>
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Shallan is a great detective.

<div class="md"><p>Because he&#39;s the Lord Ruler</p>
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Rashek is great at doing measurements...

<div class="md"><p>They never come out of their shells.</p>
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Why do Chulls have a hard time dating?

Allomancer cause she just burned Tyn. Just had to share this revelation I had during my reread before WaT.

<div class="md"><p>Allomancer cause she just burned Tyn. Just had to share this revelation I had during my reread before WaT.</p>
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Shallan is clearly an __

... the story of >!The Girl Who's Locked Up!<?

<div class="md"><p>... the story of <span class="md-spoiler-text">The Girl Who&#39;s Locked Up</span>?</p>
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If Shallan was in prison, would Wit tell her...

<div class="md"><p>On their TINNY toes!</p>
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How does an allomancer sneak around?

What did Nightblood say to Dalinar?

<div class="md"><p>Taravangian, King of Car Brand.</p>
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Who is the best car salesman in the cosmere?

<div class="md"><p>Because she is non-Shallan-t</p>
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Why is Veil better at spy work?

What did Spook use to build his house?

<div class="md"><hr/>

<h2>Vin&#39;s Diesel</h2>
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What is the most popular gas station brand on Scadrial?

It seems very likely to me that Rand Al'Thor is really Brandon Sanderson in the next turning of the wheel.

Bear with me...

Brandon = B (Rand) On(e)  
>!Sanderson = Son of Sander (Rand was the son of an Aielman, a Sand Man)!<

Thus, **Brandon Sanderson** is really ment to  
>!**Be Rand, One Son of A Sandman.**!<

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

<div class="md"><p>It seems very likely to me that Rand Al&#39;Thor is really Brandon Sanderson in the next turning of the wheel.</p>

<p>Bear with me...</p>

<p>Brandon = B (Rand) On(e)<br/>
<span class="md-spoiler-text">Sanderson = Son of Sander (Rand was the son of an Aielman, a Sand Man)</span></p>

<p>Thus, <strong>Brandon Sanderson</strong> is really ment to<br/>
<span class="md-spoiler-text"><strong>Be Rand, One Son of A Sandman.</strong></span></p>

<p>The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.</p>
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Brandon is Rand in the next age

<div class="md"><p>It&#39;s a spore subject. </p>
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My father always wanted to sail the Emerald Sea, but he refuses to talk about it. 

<div class="md"><p>…would that be a Double en Kandra?</p>
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So if a Kandra were to impersonate a Kandra impersonating someone else…

Thank you to this sub for existing

Do you guys think Hoid calls his Spirit Web "Brevity"? It *is* the soul of Wit, after all.

<div class="md"><p>Do you guys think Hoid calls his Spirit Web &quot;Brevity&quot;? It <em>is</em> the soul of Wit, after all.</p>
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Hoid's spirit web

Shallan's Family

<div class="md"><p><span class="md-spoiler-text">Nail bond</span></p>
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What happens when you use a hemalurgic spike on a Spren?

\[Seriously, major RoW spoilers\] >!...that he got a Rayse.!<

<div class="md"><p>[Seriously, major RoW spoilers] <span class="md-spoiler-text">...that he got a Rayse.</span></p>
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[RoW spoilers] Nightblood did such a good job destroying evil...

A safe place for all puns and dad jokes relating to the written works of Brandon Sanderson

<div class="md"><p>A safe place for all puns and dad jokes relating to the written works of Brandon Sanderson</p>
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