/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
A safe space for wattage bazookas to not feel judged when they want to boast about their insane FTP, complain about their leadout hygienist, or make fun of some loser not wearing Lycra in all of life's situations.
Circlejerk Rules, How to KOM:
Participants may ride any bike of their choosing as long at it cost more than $10,000/€10,000, excluding paintwork and finishing kit.
Big rings smaller than 55t, granny gears above 23t, and mechanical groupsets/brakes are for Juniors.
Any cars owned by subscribers must now be referred to as 'team cars' or be sold.
Fred, meet Doris. Women are dentists too.
The Rules are to be strictly enforced on others regardless of how the enforcer applies them to their own life.
Subreddit Rules, Don't be a Dick:
All posts and comments are to be assumed satirical.
Be serious with an \unclip tag. Respect OP and reply seriously but don't forget to jerk it later with a \clip tag. No \clip-only replies, please.
Reddiquette still applies.
Do not repost media containing Redditors. If they appear in a photo/video, it is off limits.
This is not r/AntiBikePorn.
No Cat 5 posts - Low-effort and unfunny crossposts, also includes old viral videos
/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
88,979 Subscribers
Can i get a mri on my carbon bike? But no really... what arethe DIY ways to it?
08:11 UTC
This has to have a secret meaning
07:37 UTC
Rust on brake disc after washing. Should I buy a new bice?
05:44 UTC
I don't see why people keep talking about zone 2 when zone 2 is 69 watts
I don't want to hear about zone 2 until it's 5w/kg. Recent ride for evidence
04:56 UTC
Wife's boyfriend proposed today
04:06 UTC
Fred’s here to terminate KOMs on the crimson steed before lunch
03:26 UTC
Which one of you, are only traveling with one bice ??
01:15 UTC
How to fold bibs
00:52 UTC
First group ride about to begin. Any tips?
00:28 UTC
Bi-kunt
23:54 UTC
Jonas Vingegaard packing heat in Denmark
23:23 UTC
Fred has a comfy bice fit
22:09 UTC
Fred so poor he doesn't toss the old Sir Velo once the bar tape's worn, smh.
22:06 UTC
Guyyyss, my LBS mechanic wrapped only one side!
21:35 UTC
I mean, it says right there on his kit he's a PNS...
21:22 UTC
Is this enough mud clearance for unbound?
21:16 UTC
Fat-shamer Chad interrupted my KOM
20:19 UTC
Most normal PAS enjoyer
18:09 UTC
Overtook an audi on gaytor skins he may as well burn that car Grip 0/10 speed 2/10 bice driving skill 10/10
16:48 UTC
I read something interesting recently about how most male under 30 hobbies today are dominated by right-wing male media presences (gaming, weights, etc) - I think that (x)biking falls outside that trend, would agree?
15:15 UTC
This one belongs here
13:46 UTC