/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
A safe space for wattage bazookas to not feel judged when they want to boast about their insane FTP, complain about their leadout hygienist, or make fun of some loser not wearing Lycra in all of life's situations.
Circlejerk Rules, How to KOM:
Participants may ride any bike of their choosing as long at it cost more than $10,000/€10,000, excluding paintwork and finishing kit.
Big rings smaller than 55t, granny gears above 23t, and mechanical groupsets/brakes are for Juniors.
Any cars owned by subscribers must now be referred to as 'team cars' or be sold.
Fred, meet Doris. Women are dentists too.
The Rules are to be strictly enforced on others regardless of how the enforcer applies them to their own life.
Subreddit Rules, Don't be a Dick:
All posts and comments are to be assumed satirical.
Be serious with an \unclip tag. Respect OP and reply seriously but don't forget to jerk it later with a \clip tag. No \clip-only replies, please.
Reddiquette still applies.
Do not repost media containing Redditors. If they appear in a photo/video, it is off limits.
This is not r/AntiBikePorn.
No Cat 5 posts - Low-effort and unfunny crossposts, also includes old viral videos
/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
94,820 Subscribers
I got a flat today and this pin caused it.
05:39 UTC
Peewee Herman is doing triathlons now?
04:04 UTC
[Serious] Wtf is KOM!
I want to Kom with the rest of everyone!! Everyone else seems to have such a good time with KOM!! I don't want to be left behind. Please help me handle KOM. I want this sub's KOM! Everyone else seems to see an amazing Fred wife bf and immediately mentions komming. Let me in on it. I want to KOM.
02:43 UTC
Any Rack recommendations?
02:08 UTC
Does anyone store their fiancée in an outdoor shed?
22:17 UTC
My aerospokes keep me from KOMing.
19:44 UTC
I want to upgrade my 5mm tires to 6mm, but will the decreased rolling resistance be offset by reduced aero?
19:26 UTC
Hide the Wice
16:54 UTC
15:53 UTC
Just got this so me and my wife can do group date night with her boyfriends
14:50 UTC
Domestique 2.0
14:44 UTC
Is this xbiking?
12:32 UTC
Is it required to use grease when receiving a new bike?
06:58 UTC
90s Disco But Everyone’s Pogacar
06:41 UTC
have your KOM recognised by the UCI
05:43 UTC
Who's in for a 666 mile fixed gear Bice race? (I’m sure your wife and her boyfriend would like some time away from you)
04:44 UTC
Is this optimal seat post height?
04:35 UTC
Do you unclip and what is your dominant hand? Do you look down at your domestiques when they clip back in from a stop?
04:11 UTC