/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
A safe space for wattage bazookas to not feel judged when they want to boast about their insane FTP, complain about their leadout hygienist, or make fun of some loser not wearing Lycra in all of life's situations.
Circlejerk Rules, How to KOM:
Participants may ride any bike of their choosing as long at it cost more than $10,000/€10,000, excluding paintwork and finishing kit.
Big rings smaller than 55t, granny gears above 23t, and mechanical groupsets/brakes are for Juniors.
Any cars owned by subscribers must now be referred to as 'team cars' or be sold.
Fred, meet Doris. Women are dentists too.
The Rules are to be strictly enforced on others regardless of how the enforcer applies them to their own life.
Subreddit Rules, Don't be a Dick:
All posts and comments are to be assumed satirical.
Be serious with an \unclip tag. Respect OP and reply seriously but don't forget to jerk it later with a \clip tag. No \clip-only replies, please.
Reddiquette still applies.
Do not repost media containing Redditors. If they appear in a photo/video, it is off limits.
This is not r/AntiBikePorn.
No Cat 5 posts - Low-effort and unfunny crossposts, also includes old viral videos
/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
69,592 Subscribers
Photo of my bike looks like a KOMstain
20:44 UTC
Look mom, my Strava map looks like Riley Reid KOMing
20:00 UTC
Should I also get my best friend a boyfriend, so I can continue KOMing?
19:17 UTC
Not-things = technology, actually
Only ENVE could develop the new technology of removing a thing that was previously on the thing.
And it’s really UNFAIR that all the problems that have happened after this new technology are being blamed on the new technology, OK?!?!
18:13 UTC
Does this count as an out jerk if he is a tr*athlete?
18:11 UTC
Which one of you didn't get your wife a bf?
17:28 UTC
Dear members of this community please take your freds back
Dear members of this community please take your freds back, they are starting to spread to other communities.
We do not want them.
They have started to buy into photography and post shitty pics of their pets, wifes boyfriends, tr*k bices and their shaved legs.
They are a plauge and should be stopped.
They have infected our community so deep that there are kits sold just for them, and worst of all is that the kits are sold out.
Pls help i can't deal with them any longer.
17:23 UTC
Unfortunately Natural Selection didn’t get to Fred before he had the chance to Breed
15:10 UTC
Roadbike for toddler
13:59 UTC
4 out of 5 dentists recommend wearing carbon to KOM faster
13:13 UTC
I hate getting wet but will i still be able to KOM with this?
13:02 UTC
[serious] how to get rid of this?
Was just finished riding my daily 500km 3500kWh/km and afterwards walked into the dungeon of my dental practice, when suddenly I saw it standing there swiftly took a shot on the horror but please what should I do now, quickly ran away and closed the doors so I shouldn’t look at it My wife is back from BF in 1hr ..
10:09 UTC
Got some counterintuitive advices from this sub
08:45 UTC
I scream, you scream, we all scream for vagina cream, Vagisil
06:46 UTC
Will this be enough fuel for my big ride? Doing my first grávile half eighth quarter metric century tomorrow. Could be brutal
06:15 UTC
Privates numb and tingling reporting for watch
04:54 UTC
fred forgot to get a bice fit. now the wife is looking for a bice fitter
04:49 UTC
The benefits of a good bice fit
04:48 UTC
The Poor thinks that they're fast without a TT bike...
03:44 UTC
Help me choose a new Bice.
02:59 UTC
My calfs are so big I keep..
..twisting off my water bottle lid. My calfs have gotten so big every peddle stroke I’m loosening my water bottle lid, left leg spin, right leg continues the spin. What should I do?
01:58 UTC
These numbers are legitimately annoying. I need to make a couple more passes and see why this segment is so slow.
00:41 UTC
Bro need a bice fit asap… any furthire suggestions?
00:41 UTC
Will smoking improve my FTP and help me to go pro?
00:29 UTC