/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
A safe space for wattage bazookas to not feel judged when they want to boast about their insane FTP, complain about their leadout hygienist, or make fun of some loser not wearing Lycra in all of life's situations.
Circlejerk Rules, How to KOM:
Participants may ride any bike of their choosing as long at it cost more than $10,000/€10,000, excluding paintwork and finishing kit.
Big rings smaller than 55t, granny gears above 23t, and mechanical groupsets/brakes are for Juniors.
Any cars owned by subscribers must now be referred to as 'team cars' or be sold.
Fred, meet Doris. Women are dentists too.
The Rules are to be strictly enforced on others regardless of how the enforcer applies them to their own life.
Subreddit Rules, Don't be a Dick:
All posts and comments are to be assumed satirical.
Be serious with an \unclip tag. Respect OP and reply seriously but don't forget to jerk it later with a \clip tag. No \clip-only replies, please.
Reddiquette still applies.
Do not repost media containing Redditors. If they appear in a photo/video, it is off limits.
This is not r/AntiBikePorn.
No Cat 5 posts - Low-effort and unfunny crossposts, also includes old viral videos
/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
89,904 Subscribers
We lost another Strava moderator 🫡
16:00 UTC
Breaking News: Internet user genuinely misspelled Tr*k twice and authentically believes it has the letter A in it
15:32 UTC
BCJ
15:26 UTC
Dude, does the guy ride a bike at 500km?
15:14 UTC
weird brake sounds
I wanted to buy new brake pads but decided to check on the current ones first and they seem fine but squeak a bit while braking. (Only noticed when I turned the ANC of my airpods max off while riding)
Can I just lube them and ride another 35.000 km on them?
14:07 UTC
When the wife is with the boyfriend, at least you can take your bice. It has pedals OK.
08:43 UTC
UK police replace BMW police cars with bikes to catch speeding motorists 💪
07:57 UTC
Tubeless Fred hasn't heard of silca sealant.
05:54 UTC
On the way to the Gravel group ride
04:26 UTC
Rate my bice fit
03:59 UTC
Rate Fred’s GF’s Face Æro set up!
00:40 UTC
What is this bice tool?
22:34 UTC
The newest paved bike lane in town
22:27 UTC
Harly for sale
20:54 UTC
Much aero
How much it will improve my top speed? I'm sure most of you already have this.
19:42 UTC
How I finish my ride after quarter metric century (I can't feel my legs)
15:31 UTC
Have i been sold a too o large condom or can I make it work?
14:39 UTC
Dan’s fixed his wife’s bike
10:08 UTC
Little Fred is ready for his new bice...
09:17 UTC
All of wife’s bf’s at home <3
08:36 UTC
Might as well have named your kid Fred.
04:48 UTC
Frame is too small
02:46 UTC